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Published: 2011-01-13 03:54:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 967; Favourites: 29; Downloads: 26
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SOMEONE wanted dragons and puppies. And then practically made me post this at nerfgun-point.
In an attempt to salvage my reputation, I shall simply say that the dragon and the puppy are probably friends only until the dragon wakes up hungry and winds up with a mouthful of fluffy lunch. HA.
[Recipient opines that they "spend their awake hours torturing nearby cats."]
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So much for the "Darth" indeed. 
[grabs pad of paper]
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Yes, I bet Sith Lords always go for the really cuddly critters.
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Farrrr, if you put this on a shirt you could make a mint. Besides- that puppy isn't getting eaten, that puppy is a heat source. One doesn't eat one's electric blanket!
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I would buy it. 
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Sass, if you want to put this on a shirt and wear it, then by all means, do.
Oho, so the dragon is ectothermic, while the puppy is endothermic. The system makes sense.
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Not my sartorial style, I'm afraid! I'm just saying there's a market waiting to be exploited. And yes, there you have it!
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GAH!! Your exchange with sent me right off into Python and "The Fish Slapping Dance!" ROFL!!
Try not to place too much significance in this temporary descent into "warm and fuzzy..." Or is it warm and scaly...? I'm sure you'll soon come up with something that will have all of us nodding sagely and saying "THAT'S the Far we all know and love!" In the meantime--let it be said that unlikely friendships are often the most satisfying (and I DON'T mean regarding the warm and fuzzy SNACK idea...). I love it, Far. Even if you maintain it was painted in a fit of madness...
FF
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Dangit, your comments need to come with health warnings.
Thanks, FF! I shall attribute this picture to temporary insanity (and weakness in dealing with old aunts). 
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I'm reminded of Rocko's Modern Life, in which Heffer the cow is told to bring an elk home for dinner. He misunderstands, believing his family wants him to date an elk instead of hunt one down, kill it, and offer it as dinner to his adoptive Wolf family (and yes, his mother is named Virginia
At least, please tell me that's what's happened. "Bring home a puppy for dinner, Wilbur." "Yes, Mummy!"
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(tries to imagine Wilbur dating a cow. Has laughing fit.)
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Oh, I definitely like your version, Daniela.
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Haha, I think the suggestion that they go out and harass cats together just makes it even cuter!
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Oh, the person who said that spun a very elaborate tale (or is it tail?? 
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Awww, I love dragons and puppies. Makes me want them both for myself. I can't resist the cuteness of it!
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Here, you can take them both in! Just make sure they're properly sedated at all times; I will not be responsible for any damage they cause.
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Ah..but what you don't know..is that is a Dragonhound puppy...that breed eats Dragons!..it's the Dragon that needs to worry!.. Glad they're friends
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Oh, I like that. Cute and furry, until it opens its massive Maw of Death.
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Yes.. and there's no Dragonhound kibble nearby, so that massive Maw of Death will be hungry and looking for Dragon!!!!
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Shoulda drawn a bottle of ketchup there somewhere.
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D'AWWWWWWWW!!!!1111 ZOMFGOSH SO KAWAIIIIIIIII!!!!!11111oneoneone
-cough-
Love you, Far.
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[smacks Sara with a wet haddock]
- cough -
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Aaawwww it's toooo cute, it hurts my eyes!!!!! I feel like a 15yo right now. Seriously, too adorable.
And forget about your reputation, this speaks for itself. ha!
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Awwwwww ... sooooooo cuuuuute!!!! 
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Your twin brings out the worst in me.
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No, you're just a sucker that got suckered into doing something sweet and cute and nice for your aunt. Stop complaining! 
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[cowers]
[Cary doesn't do cute! no!]
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Not true. Your cartoony things are cute on a stick.
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NOOOOOOOOO
[+50 damage to reputation]
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D'aw.... NOT THE REPUTATION!!!
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Awwwwww... It's so cute!
Am passing the link to this around because it's making me and a few friends feel better today.
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Cheers!
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THE CUTE, IT BURNS. WHY, FAR, WHY?
(Oh God. So cute. <3 <3 <3 )
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I DON'T KNOW! I WAS POSSESSED!
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That's a whole new meaning to friends with benefits...
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