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Published: 2009-09-20 08:22:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 1779; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 30
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Description YEEE-UH. FIRST REAL PAGE. NAO WE'RE TALKIN'. Sorta.

Archer is a banana.
Because last night Lapis and I came up with the idea that Archer is a bit like Charlie the unicorn.
...And Charlie the unicorn is the banana king.



Epic characters like Bondage and Archer+Lazuli's DAE-SU style of drawin'= PHAIL.

SEXY KANGAROO-MAN (Bondage) AND TEH BANANA KING (Archer) (c) MRS. OCTASEXYPUS
Holy crap, no more watching soaps this late at niiight!


Teh hand-writing up at the top o' teh cover belongs to Lappy Cx Nosy lil SHANK.

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berseker-rujin [2010-11-26 20:38:41 +0000 UTC]

DIS IZ AWESUM COMIC

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Yunni-chan [2010-04-28 06:03:20 +0000 UTC]

20% OFF HOOKERS!?! I WANNA GO!!!

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Keiggy [2009-09-23 23:09:26 +0000 UTC]

CHARLIE you look quite down
With ur big sad eyes and ur big fat frown
The world doesnt have to be so graaaaayy~~
CHARLIE when ur life's a mess
And ur feeling blue always in destress
I know how to wash that sad away~
All u have to do is:
PUT A BANANA IN UR EAR~!
a banana in my ear?
PUT A RIGHT BANANA RIGHT INTO UR FAV EAR
ITS TRUE
since who?
SO TRUE
Once its in ur goo it will desapear
The bad in the world is hard to hear
When in ur ear a banana cheers
So go and put a banana in ur ear
PUT A BANANA IN UR EAR
i rather keep my ear clear
YOU WILL WILL BE HAPPY IF U LIVE UR LIFE WITH FEAR
ITS TRUE
says you
SO TRUE AND ITS IN THE SKIES ALL BRIGHT AND CLEAR
OH EVERY DAY OF EVEREY YEAR SHE SUNSHINE BRIGHTS IN THIS BIG BLUE SPHEAR SO go
and put a banana
in ur
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAR~!!!!!!

BOOMMM!!!!
OFCOURSE he bursted into flames.
i am a big CtU fan XD
it kinda eminds me of sponge bob
Charlie: Squidward
Blue: Sponge Bob
Red: Patrick

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dorky4ever In reply to Keiggy [2009-09-23 23:52:42 +0000 UTC]

YAAAY ANOTHER CHARLIE THE UNICORN FAAAN!

DIIID YOU SEEE THE THIIIRD OOONE YET?!

STARFISH! LOVE ME! LOVE ME!

I looooves eet CB

And yesh, it reminds meh of Spongebob too xD

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Keiggy In reply to dorky4ever [2009-09-25 23:47:36 +0000 UTC]

oh and i made a LoZ CtU XD
I took of the sound of CtU and put it in a cheap LoZ animation I made XD link is charlie and blue is Navi and red is tatl X3
ill post it up soon, wana see it??(wen i post it)
i will tells u XD

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Keiggy In reply to dorky4ever [2009-09-25 23:34:02 +0000 UTC]

..DUUUHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
best phrase in the third episode:
'Im not even gonna ask how I'm still alive, cz u no wat i think? I thnk i died long ago and you two are my eternal punishment'~Charlie
'...
ur like a constant downer huh?'~blue
gtli(got to love it)

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Wind-the-Wolf [2009-09-20 23:59:56 +0000 UTC]

xD

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Dimentia44 [2009-09-20 22:49:51 +0000 UTC]

...I dun get exactly who Mr.Hormones and Mr. Banana King wolf are, but I'd like to see Helios kick Mr. Hormones ass for hitting on Damnia.

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dorky4ever In reply to Dimentia44 [2009-09-21 03:17:41 +0000 UTC]

xDDD MR. HORMONES. WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT NICKNAME BEFORE?

Mr. Hormones and Bonana King are Damnia and Helios's opponents for this round C:
They're supposed to fight in a candyland setting!
...Uh... you'll see later xD

TEH ASS-WHOOPIN' IS COMING SOON.
AND I PROMISE SOME SORT OF probably crack-ish EPICNESS.

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Dimentia44 In reply to dorky4ever [2009-09-21 23:18:46 +0000 UTC]

BECAUSE YOU'RE MIND ISN'T QUITE AS PERVERTED AS MINE IS
Maybe.


An ass whoopin just isn't the same with out a dose of crack.

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dorky4ever In reply to Dimentia44 [2009-09-24 03:51:11 +0000 UTC]

You're a scary child

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Dimentia44 In reply to dorky4ever [2009-09-28 00:40:53 +0000 UTC]

HELLS YAEH I AM

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BioShroom [2009-09-20 20:11:04 +0000 UTC]

lulz, Dr. Octagonapus watches us all.

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zeldastopfan34 [2009-09-20 16:10:23 +0000 UTC]

Helios remids meh of thw Warden from superjail. only he isn't as crazy as him and he doesn't look like willy wonka. he doesn't have glasses ether.

the warden ROX!!

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zeldastopfan34 In reply to zeldastopfan34 [2009-09-22 11:53:54 +0000 UTC]

Superjail is the most random gore-filled funny show on adult swim. Meh friend got meh hooked on it in just one day!

Oh, and the warden is the head of a jail called superjail. he has a parinod accountent dude. I can't spell his name right.And there's Alice, the man-woman thing security gaurd. (my spelling sucks)

And last (and most fav.ed), is the twins . sometimes their blood is green and they can teleport. They always mess up the Warden's plan to make superjail a better place (that mainly just KILLLS have of the men in superjail). I think they cross dress or something.

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dorky4ever In reply to zeldastopfan34 [2009-09-21 06:34:21 +0000 UTC]

Wait, whut? Sorry! I meant he must be crazy if he's crazier than Helios.

x3 ...I am very sleepy.

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dorky4ever In reply to zeldastopfan34 [2009-09-21 03:14:44 +0000 UTC]

Who is this Warden and Superjail? :0
WHATEVER IT IS, THOUGH, IT SOUNDS COOL

Mr. Warden must be pretty dayumn crazy if he's not as crazy as Helios Cx

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RoflacTheSamurai [2009-09-20 16:06:47 +0000 UTC]

poor Damnia, i cant wait to see what happends

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Re-evolution360 [2009-09-20 15:59:23 +0000 UTC]

I spy Dr.octogonapus and 20% off hookers! Sounds like my kind of town!

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dorky4ever In reply to Re-evolution360 [2009-09-20 18:28:13 +0000 UTC]

xD
I THINK THAT'S EVERY AMERICAN MAN'S DREAM-TOWN

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Re-evolution360 In reply to dorky4ever [2009-09-20 18:43:05 +0000 UTC]

It truly is!

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Rfetus [2009-09-20 15:48:37 +0000 UTC]

haha I AM THE BANANA KING
haha OH GOD... you got them SOOO PERfECT! WHAT THE EFFFFFFF! im gonna loose...

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dorky4ever In reply to Rfetus [2009-09-20 18:30:20 +0000 UTC]

The evil of the world is hard to hear, when you gots a bonana in yer ear
PFFFT. NO. EET EEZ YOUR DESSSTINY TO CRUSH ALL IN YOUR PATH WITH YER EPIC TENTACLES.
...AND HERE I AM. IN YER PATH. I AMMM REEEADY, TENTAAACLES!

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Rfetus In reply to dorky4ever [2009-09-20 18:35:03 +0000 UTC]

haha poor Archer XD
haha if archer had a unicorn horn... that would be HILLARIOUS haha

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dorky4ever In reply to Rfetus [2009-09-21 03:28:23 +0000 UTC]

xD
...I can never look at Archer the same again...

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DarkMarxSoul [2009-09-20 14:46:10 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHA!!!!! That Charlie the Unicorn reference killed me!

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PuppetManGeno [2009-09-20 13:25:48 +0000 UTC]

That kangaroo has the same nae as one of my fetishes good to the luck on your round home dawg!

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dorky4ever In reply to PuppetManGeno [2009-09-20 18:30:57 +0000 UTC]

TEEHEE, I LIEK THAT BOND TOO

THANK YEW FOR TEH WISH-LUCKZ. I AM GOING TA NEED EET.

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PuppetManGeno In reply to dorky4ever [2009-09-20 18:49:10 +0000 UTC]

I'm sure you'll be K lurve, Mandokarla

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NintendoFreakGirl [2009-09-20 12:57:12 +0000 UTC]

LOL *fave*

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deep-friedbrains [2009-09-20 08:31:43 +0000 UTC]

xD sHUTUP MY HAND-WRITING MADE YOUR COVER.

GOOD LUCK IN YER ROUND, LAZI.

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dorky4ever In reply to deep-friedbrains [2009-09-20 08:34:07 +0000 UTC]

xDDD IF YOO STAND FAR AWAY, YOO CAN'T EVEN SEE EET.

But thanks fer teh luckz!

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deep-friedbrains In reply to dorky4ever [2009-09-21 03:54:28 +0000 UTC]

YEAH, YOU'LL NEED IT.
HAHAHAHAHAHHA.

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dorky4ever In reply to deep-friedbrains [2009-09-21 03:56:49 +0000 UTC]

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