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Published: 2009-07-13 16:23:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 6505; Favourites: 203; Downloads: 73
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Vitani:" I saw it with my own eyes!"Zira:"What?? Kovu can't betray us!!!"
I love Zira and her family<3 =^___^=
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YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING HIM~!
nuka: -gulp-
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STOP LAUGHING! and now ill finaly be able to killll SIMBA!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*SCRATCHES WALLS OF TERMITE MOUNDS* WITH A LUST FOR BIENG BAD!!!!
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sorry Zira.... XD -rofl-
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enough! tell me where simba is!!!
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Hello, I am willing to help you in your quest for vengeance but first you must help me in mine.
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oh? what is it? *licks blood from claws*
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Simple. Help me kill Captain Kirk. You see, he and Simba are not so different. Just as your foe banished you to a barren wasteland, Kirk marooned me and my crew on a desolate planet and left us to die. Help me destroy my enemy and I will help you destroy yours. Then we can team up and take over the galaxy together!
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agreed! *shakes on it* now tell me where is this captain kirk?
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We can lure him to us using a fake distress call. Come, let us board my cool starship. When Kirk shows up I will beam you over to his ship, you kill everyone on the ship, and then I beam you back. I mean, it's not like he'll be expecting an angry lion to suddenly appear on his bridge and whatnot. Then we can vaporize Simba and all his followers with a phaser. Muhahahaha!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! WAIT!!! on one condition! i go in for the kill! now lets go! *walks with you and grins*
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(sends fake distress signal)
Meanwhile on the USS Enterprise...
Captain, I'm picking up a distress signal.
Put it on screen.
Hello, Kirk.
What do you want, Khan?
I have a little surprise for you. I think you'll enjoy it.
*beams Zira over to the bridge of the enterprise.*
Now, ruin his day, Zira!
KHAAAAAAAAN!
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GROWL!!!! ROAR!!! *jumps on Kirk and bites him* HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You must be kirk! this is going to be so much fun! *pounces on him and chases kirk around the ship and surrounds him* RAGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Grins evily and licks blood from chest and smiles then waits to be beamed back to Kahn* Ah! now justice will be served!!! i will have MY REVENGE!!! *roars*
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Hmm, that was impressive. *beams Zira back to his ship.*
Now we can take care of unfinished business.
(they beam down to Pride Rock.)
Zira! What are you doing here? And who is that strange human?
It does not matter who I am. All that matters is that your reign of evil is at an end! *Khan stuns Simba with a phaser*
Hey! What do you think you're doing to my father?
The same thing we're going to do to you, spoiled bitch!
(Khan zapps Kiara with his phaser)
And you too! (he zapps Nala with the phaser)
They're all yours, Zira.
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YES!!! ahahahaha!!!!! *mauls simba and rips him apart*
whats happening? no NO!!! GET AWAY FROM HIM!!!.
(approaches simba)
Zira!!!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
DADDY!!!! ILL KILL YOU FOR THIS!!!!!
You!? *zira cant hold her laughter* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WERENT EVEN A GOOD HUNTRESS!!! AND YOU KNEW WHAT YOUR DADDY DID TO MY BELOVED!!!!
Zira! and you strange human! what did we do to deserve this!
Simba killed scar and exiled me! you knew that one day i would get my vengance! and i did!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *stands on priderock and sees Kahn*
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And Scar was my old drinking buddy. Because of you I have to drink alone now. So you deserve to die.
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AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *kiara runs away* hahahaha!!! *the hyena clan comes* Hello zira! YOU!!! *ziras pride and kahn and shere kahn and Sabor approach the hyena clan with shenzi banzai Ed* Your beloved tasted really good zira!!! *grinds teeth* what are you talking about?!
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I think he's talking about the fact that they ate Scar. Hyenas are greedy backstabbing bastards who cannot be trusted. (takes out machine gun)
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you? you killed scar? he betrayed us!!! when he was battling simba he said that it was our FAULT AND OUR IDEA! he deserved to die! *ziras eyes burn and she roars* IT WAS YOU! YOU KILLED SCAR ALL ALONG! MURDERERS! *the hyenas run and zira chases them blood thirsty*
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I shall join the chase! (pulls out machine gun and starts shooting at the hyenas)
Muhahahahaha!
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AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! GASP!!! *dramatic music cues as the ground opens up thunder and lightning strikes and geysers explode and green flames go evreywhere and then the king rises its scar covered in bite marks and burnt fur and sharp claws and he approaches the pridelands AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I AM BACK!!! LONG LIVE THE KING! SCAR!!!??? IS IT REALLY YOU? *ziras mouth opens wide and crys* yes its me zira! your king! *zira and scar hug eachother as the red and green flames surround them romanticly
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I love it when evil gets a happy ending! Now we can all go and take over the universe! And while we're at it we can kill all telemarketers!
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YEAH!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! *zira and kahn ride the ship to take over the universe with dr hamsteivile and scar and shere kahn sabor on there side
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And from that day on they were known simply as Team Badass.
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TEAM BADASS!!! scar steele shere kahn sabor!!!
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Isn't it awesome. (Khan is the villain from from Star Trek, by the way. Here he is in all his epic awesomeness.)
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its alright but where is simba? i need to talk to him its urgent
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I KILLED HIM~!! XD MWAHAHA! -runs away-
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GROWL!!!!! *chases you and bites you*
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Hey thanks ^_^ She is little pshyco have to say ^_^
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