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mrs-slaughter [2014-06-13 19:40:49 +0000 UTC]
JUMP FOR İT !
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dominatrix5 [2013-11-19 21:30:54 +0000 UTC]
:iconffffuuuuuuplz:
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MadNimrod [2013-06-28 05:44:42 +0000 UTC]
Windsong! You have...FINGERS!!!
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Eliyora In reply to MadNimrod [2013-06-28 06:39:19 +0000 UTC]
Windsong: Is that what they are?! *wiggles her fingers* WHAT HAPPENED TO MEEEEEEEE?!
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MadNimrod In reply to Eliyora [2013-06-28 06:40:40 +0000 UTC]
....I'd say you've turned humanoid...
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Eliyora In reply to MadNimrod [2013-06-28 17:45:23 +0000 UTC]
What? Humanoid? Like what Lyra talks about all the time? She was RIGHT?!
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MadNimrod In reply to Eliyora [2013-06-28 20:41:02 +0000 UTC]
Hey, what do you think I am?
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Eliyora In reply to MadNimrod [2013-06-28 20:41:21 +0000 UTC]
You're a shapeshifter, right?
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MadNimrod In reply to Eliyora [2013-06-28 20:42:43 +0000 UTC]
Correct, but my true form is humanoid.
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Eliyora In reply to MadNimrod [2013-06-28 20:44:23 +0000 UTC]
You... you're a.... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MadNimrod In reply to Eliyora [2013-06-28 20:45:10 +0000 UTC]
(Covers ears) Madam, please stop. I got good ears.
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Eliyora In reply to MadNimrod [2013-06-28 20:49:07 +0000 UTC]
*cough cough* I'm sorry. I just never thought that you were.... oh jeez. I owe Lyra SO many apologies!
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MadNimrod In reply to Eliyora [2013-06-28 20:51:39 +0000 UTC]
No problem from me. Lemme say, you reacted FAR better than somepony else I know, *coughCadencecough*. They tried to throw a house at me when they learned what I really looked like. As for Lyra, I'll just do a little tapdance in front of her and she'll be fine.
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MadNimrod In reply to Eliyora [2013-06-28 21:10:19 +0000 UTC]
Well, I figure the rapid, consistent motions made by a humanoid will get her to completely forget any anger she may harbor towards you.
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Eliyora In reply to MadNimrod [2013-06-28 21:11:40 +0000 UTC]
You meant... like this?! I thought you would help me change back to normal first!!! I'm not STUCK like this am I?!
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MadNimrod In reply to Eliyora [2013-06-28 21:13:50 +0000 UTC]
(Looks) .....Nah, I can fix you up. The trick, though....is getting back home.
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Eliyora In reply to MadNimrod [2013-06-28 21:16:13 +0000 UTC]
I don't know. I don't even know how I got here!! Nononononononono!!!! And I was supposed to take Addy to see a movie tonight!!
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MadNimrod In reply to Eliyora [2013-06-28 21:17:53 +0000 UTC]
Waitwaitwait, do you have any chalk on you? I got my emergency mayonnaise, but I need chalk. If we can get that, I think I can get us home.
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Eliyora In reply to MadNimrod [2013-06-28 21:18:50 +0000 UTC]
Emergency mayonnaise? ....nevermind, I don't want to know. *searches pockets* Um... will this work? *hands over a small stub of chalk*
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MadNimrod In reply to Eliyora [2013-06-28 21:20:24 +0000 UTC]
That'll work! (Takes the chalk and starts drawing a magic circle on the ground) Curve here, a spot there...that's done. Now...(Takes out the mayonnaise and puts some on his face in an intricate design) Hold still, I gotta do you now.
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Eliyora In reply to MadNimrod [2013-06-28 21:27:43 +0000 UTC]
Mayo... on my face... when we get back to Ponyville, you are SO paying for a facial for me. *holds still*
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MadNimrod In reply to Eliyora [2013-06-28 21:29:16 +0000 UTC]
(Dabs it on) Hey, this way the Schleets can't get at your eyeballs mid-transit. They HATE the smell of Mayo.
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Eliyora In reply to MadNimrod [2013-06-28 21:31:31 +0000 UTC]
Schleets? Wha...? No, I still don't wanna know. And you're still paying for a facial. *attempts to stand up and teeters sideways* Uh, little help here?
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MadNimrod In reply to Eliyora [2013-06-28 21:35:38 +0000 UTC]
(Helps her up) Just stand here. (Starts weaving magic with his hands) And when we get back, I'll get you the best facials Aloe and Vera can give. (A tear in space opens up, revealing a long, blue tunnel with light at the end. Flying around in the tunnel are what look like a bunch of pairs of pants.) Dang, they whiffed us quick.
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Eliyora In reply to MadNimrod [2013-06-28 21:44:21 +0000 UTC]
What they hay are those things?!
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MadNimrod In reply to Eliyora [2013-06-28 21:46:39 +0000 UTC]
Schleets. Weird, huh? Normally they just walk around on their unnatural pantlegs, but in the void they can fly around.
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Eliyora In reply to MadNimrod [2013-06-28 21:52:36 +0000 UTC]
We.... have to go.... through them to get back to Ponyville?! ..... I demand a FULL SPA DAY for this stress!!!
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MadNimrod In reply to Eliyora [2013-06-28 21:55:29 +0000 UTC]
Like I said, they hate the smell of Mayo. Come along, Milady. (Starts leading her through the tunnel. Any Schleet that get too close shrieks and flies away.) See? Mayo is our friend in the void. And cinnamon. Woraug's LOVE cinnamon.
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Eliyora In reply to MadNimrod [2013-06-28 22:03:56 +0000 UTC]
*shivers and flinches at every movement* When I figure out who sent me to that place in the first place...
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MadNimrod In reply to Eliyora [2013-06-28 22:05:08 +0000 UTC]
I'll hold them, you trample them into sashimi. We're almost there.
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Eliyora In reply to MadNimrod [2013-06-28 22:20:11 +0000 UTC]
*is shaking* ImnotgonnacryImnotgonnacry
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MadNimrod In reply to Eliyora [2013-06-28 22:22:26 +0000 UTC]
(Warm air wafts over her) It's over, we're out. And look, hooves.
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Eliyora In reply to MadNimrod [2013-06-28 23:24:04 +0000 UTC]
*opens eyes* We're in Ponyville! I'M HOME!! *starts to cheer then falls over* Stupid two legs. Nim!! You said you could change me back!
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MadNimrod In reply to Eliyora [2013-06-28 23:26:12 +0000 UTC]
...Sorry, guess it's taking a bit to work. At least you've got hooves for feet. Give it another minute.
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Eliyora In reply to MadNimrod [2013-06-28 23:29:46 +0000 UTC]
*finally starts to change back into a unicorn* I still want to turn whoever's responsible for this into mashed potatoes. *finishes changing back* Yes! Hooves, fur, mane, tail, horn!! All present and accounted for!!! *starts bouncing around then realizes something* I still smell like mayo...
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MadNimrod In reply to Eliyora [2013-06-28 23:32:04 +0000 UTC]
When did you want to take Addy to see a movie?
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Eliyora In reply to MadNimrod [2013-06-28 23:36:00 +0000 UTC]
*looks at the sun* I think I have a couple of hours. At least enough time for a shower, so I'm going home. Thanks for bringing me back, Nim, and for the spa day you now owe me for the traumatic trip. *trots off*
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MadNimrod In reply to Eliyora [2013-06-28 23:37:14 +0000 UTC]
Welcome. (Waves) I'll go make the arrangements.
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