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In last month's episode, Sarah discovered that she was pregnant and the crew is baffled.
Ellie is now tormented.
Cesare is raising his hopes for a Borgia heir.
Ezio is now old and Federico decides to join in for no apparent reason!

But there is only one question that is needed to be answered:
Who is the father of her dinosaur to be?

Ezio: *rips through the opening titles* Dinosaur to be?!!!...What's a dinosaur?

Ellie: *facepalms*

Desmond: Really Grandpa, after years of staying in this manor, you still don't know what's a dinosaur?

Leonardo: I've seen a fascinating photo of it while browsing the thing called Internet! It's like a giant lizard!

Cesare: Who says my son is a lizard?!

Leonardo: *hides behind Ezio*

Ellie: Did we even say that it is yours?

Cesare: No-

Ellie: Then shut up.

**Suddenly hears crashing noises upstairs...and Sarah screaming*

Cesare/Ezio: *races up the stairs and burst into Sarah's room*

Sarah: *now six months preggers and having a meltdown again* AHHHH!!! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU FEDERICO!!!!!

Ezio: Fratello! What did you do?

Federico: I did nothing! I just told her-

Sarah: He told me I'm fat! I'm not fat right Chez? Etz?

Ezio/Cesare: . . .

Sarah: . . . WAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Ellie: *sighs* Someone calm her down or else the baby will be stressed out!

Sarah: *starts throwing stuff everywhere* I can't fit into my pants! I can't wear my favorite lingerie! I can't even drink coffee anymore!!!

Il Lupo: Hmmm? *gets hit by Sarah's heel*

Baby Cesare: AGUAAAA!!!!!!!!

Ellie: Yes let us lie, it is the only choice...

Micheletto: . . .

Ellie: *smacks head* Think of something will you? You've lied before right?!

Micheletto: . . . Sarah you are not fat, you are quite beautiful and the dress suits you. . .

Sarah: R-Really? *happy again*

Cesare: Umm, si! Now let me fix the room while you watch Ezio growing older by the minute

Ezio: Ye-WHAT?!

Cesare: Do it or she'll start throwing her bed.

Sarah: *goes downstairs with Ezio to count all of his white hair*

Ellie: I really want to hit you for saying that to Sarah but you're Federico Auditore, I cannot.

(Fast forwarding into the future...)

Sarah: Hay Ellie, I don't really understand why I'm fat. I ate everything the doctor told me and took this weird medicine.

**Sarah begins to exercise lightly*

Ellie: Yeah sure *sips coffee and munches on cupcakes*

Desmond: *enters the kitchen and sees Ezio's phone on the table* Hey did the old man leave his CP again?

Sarah: He had to go, you know how weak his bladder is *continues to exercise*

Desmond: *picks up Ezio's phone and sees a video of a woman dancing sexily* . . . HOLY SCHEISSE HE STILL HAS FLAVOR IN HIM?!

Sarah: *falls on her backside and gets up quickly* What?! *grabs phone and sees the video* . . .

Ezio: *steps out of the bathroom relieved* So what are you guys doing?

Sarah: What's this huh Ezio?! *shoves phone into his face*

Ezio: . . . I can explain! I-

Sarah: *punches him in the face then walls out of the kitchen*

Ezio: . . .But the woman is a lesbian!

(Sarah's bedroom)

Federico: *enters and sees Sarah picking out some dresses* Umm scusi, have you seen a girl named Sarah here?

Sarah: *turns and glares at him*

Federico: Oh! Forgive me Sarah I thought you were...anyways, why are you wearing that dress? It makes you look like a cannoli!

Sarah: Shut up! This is the only dress that could still fit me!

Federico: . . .If you wish. . .I can let you borrow my clothes!

Sarah: *elbows Federico in the face*

Federico: Ow! What's wrong with that? Desmond said it's a sign of close skinship!

Sarah: You idiot you don't understand!

Federico: I'll let you borrow my underwear as well!

Sarah: *punches Federico and throws him on the bed*

Federico: Oh I see!

Sarah: RARGH!!! *leaves him*

Federico:

**Will Federico understand that Sarah is pregnant?
Will Sarah learn to live with her predicament?
Will Ezio grow even older?
Will Cesare keep cleaning the manor?
Will these questions be answered?**

Leonardo: Maybe!

Description
In last month's episode, Sarah discovered that she was pregnant and the crew is baffled.
Ellie is now tormented.
Cesare is raising his hopes for a Borgia heir.
Ezio is now old and Federico decides to join in for no apparent reason!

But there is only one question that is needed to be answered:
Who is the father of her dinosaur to be?

Ezio: *rips through the opening titles* Dinosaur to be?!!!...What's a dinosaur?

Ellie: *facepalms*

Desmond: Really Grandpa, after years of staying in this manor, you still don't know what's a dinosaur?

Leonardo: I've seen a fascinating photo of it while browsing the thing called Internet! It's like a giant lizard!

Cesare: Who says my son is a lizard?!

Leonardo: *hides behind Ezio*

Ellie: Did we even say that it is yours?

Cesare: No-

Ellie: Then shut up.

**Suddenly hears crashing noises upstairs...and Sarah screaming*

Cesare/Ezio: *races up the stairs and burst into Sarah's room*

Sarah: *now six months preggers and having a meltdown again* AHHHH!!! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU FEDERICO!!!!!

Ezio: Fratello! What did you do?

Federico: I did nothing! I just told her-

Sarah: He told me I'm fat! I'm not fat right Chez? Etz?

Ezio/Cesare: . . .

Sarah: . . . WAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Ellie: *sighs* Someone calm her down or else the baby will be stressed out!

Sarah: *starts throwing stuff everywhere* I can't fit into my pants! I can't wear my favorite lingerie! I can't even drink coffee anymore!!!

Il Lupo: Hmmm? *gets hit by Sarah's heel*

Baby Cesare: AGUAAAA!!!!!!!!

Ellie: Yes let us lie, it is the only choice...

Micheletto: . . .

Ellie: *smacks head* Think of something will you? You've lied before right?!

Micheletto: . . . Sarah you are not fat, you are quite beautiful and the dress suits you. . .

Sarah: R-Really? *happy again*

Cesare: Umm, si! Now let me fix the room while you watch Ezio growing older by the minute

Ezio: Ye-WHAT?!

Cesare: Do it or she'll start throwing her bed.

Sarah: *goes downstairs with Ezio to count all of his white hair*

Ellie: I really want to hit you for saying that to Sarah but you're Federico Auditore, I cannot.

(Fast forwarding into the future...)

Sarah: Hay Ellie, I don't really understand why I'm fat. I ate everything the doctor told me and took this weird medicine.

**Sarah begins to exercise lightly*

Ellie: Yeah sure *sips coffee and munches on cupcakes*

Desmond: *enters the kitchen and sees Ezio's phone on the table* Hey did the old man leave his CP again?

Sarah: He had to go, you know how weak his bladder is *continues to exercise*

Desmond: *picks up Ezio's phone and sees a video of a woman dancing sexily* . . . HOLY SCHEISSE HE STILL HAS FLAVOR IN HIM?!

Sarah: *falls on her backside and gets up quickly* What?! *grabs phone and sees the video* . . .

Ezio: *steps out of the bathroom relieved* So what are you guys doing?

Sarah: What's this huh Ezio?! *shoves phone into his face*

Ezio: . . . I can explain! I-

Sarah: *punches him in the face then walls out of the kitchen*

Ezio: . . .But the woman is a lesbian!

(Sarah's bedroom)

Federico: *enters and sees Sarah picking out some dresses* Umm scusi, have you seen a girl named Sarah here?

Sarah: *turns and glares at him*

Federico: Oh! Forgive me Sarah I thought you were...anyways, why are you wearing that dress? It makes you look like a cannoli!

Sarah: Shut up! This is the only dress that could still fit me!

Federico: . . .If you wish. . .I can let you borrow my clothes!

Sarah: *elbows Federico in the face*

Federico: Ow! What's wrong with that? Desmond said it's a sign of close skinship!

Sarah: You idiot you don't understand!

Federico: I'll let you borrow my underwear as well!

Sarah: *punches Federico and throws him on the bed*

Federico: Oh I see!

Sarah: RARGH!!! *leaves him*

Federico:

**Will Federico understand that Sarah is pregnant?
Will Sarah learn to live with her predicament?
Will Ezio grow even older?
Will Cesare keep cleaning the manor?
Will these questions be answered?**

Leonardo: Maybe!