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EmperorNortonII — SSU Subraces: Bagpipe Golems
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Published: 2012-04-30 06:51:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 2891; Favourites: 6; Downloads: 106
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This is number 104 in the "SSU Subraces" series, featuring offshoots of the many races that appear in the "Sleepy Stories" comics by myself and *NayzorBagpipe Golem- Bagpipe golems are a very unique subrace of golems made from bagpipes. They resemble women with argyle skin and hair and pipe-like limbs. Their bikinis are made scraps of argyle. Bagpipe golems are guardians throughout Scotland. Should trouble arise, they would spring into action. There are both women and girl bagpipe golems in the community, with a few appearing pregnant. Bagpipe golems spend almost all of their time sleeping. Their snores sound like loud bagpipes playing.
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I have an idea for a golem
You remember those wacky inflatable dancing things that you see at car dealerships
That should be a golem
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[As she sleeps, she starts transforming]
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Funny, reminds me of that wacky 3-headed creature that Dee Dee made up in her nonsensical fairy tale - the episode where dexter read to her when she was sick.
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It's in the episode "Dee Dee Locks and the Ness Monster"
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Sorry you feel that way.
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That is possibly the most original type of monster I've ever seen!
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Thanks. We thought it was weird enough for our Unique races!
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And with that we have the girl of Groundskeeper Willie's dreams!
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