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Description First of all, this is nothing but a joke, not a single Traynor has been hurt during the creation of this pic.
Second, don`t ask me why Shepard`s shower has a tap with hydrochloric acid (may be it was a TIM`s trap, who knows).
So actually, I don`t hate Samantha, I only find her voice annoying. What really pisses me off is the amount of F/F romances in ME3, while Vega and Joker are not romanceable...

Ох как я не люблю эти романсы для галочки... Ладно бы интрижка с Самантой не влияла на остальные романы, так нет же...
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Empirella [2022-04-27 01:47:22 +0000 UTC]

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Mahidevran98 [2019-11-30 15:01:05 +0000 UTC]

Jokes aside, I totally empathize with Shepard here. Just because a woman looks butch/tomboyish/whatever, doesn't mean necessarily she's a lesbian...

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asari13 [2018-04-07 22:23:54 +0000 UTC]

cruel

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RickOShay1 [2016-06-04 20:41:37 +0000 UTC]

I totally concur; how is it that so few see Femshep as anything but a lesbian?

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Mantic64 [2016-03-25 10:18:53 +0000 UTC]

Tge Hair Would Also be Gone...

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Neframe [2016-02-14 22:20:37 +0000 UTC]

+1.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000 Renegade points. Though, by the look of shep, the number of points doesn't matter anymore.

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Shima-taicho31 [2015-12-20 00:02:41 +0000 UTC]

XD thats dark...ik i dont like her voice either

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AlexForward [2015-08-08 18:09:55 +0000 UTC]

Да, понимаю тебя. Романы для галочки - та ещё фигня. Саманта для Шепки, Кортез для Шепарда. Хотя Кайдан - тоже так себе вариант.
Что касаемо меня, то каноничные пары как я их вижу:
Шепард + Джек, Шепка + Кайдан.
Единственное, что хочется сказать по поводу комикса:
Shepard: "Samantha. You wanna play a little game? Game over." (Saw X: Mass Effect style").

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bayzee [2015-08-04 09:02:22 +0000 UTC]

Ahhah the space hamster's face is telling!

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BlueKosh [2015-06-26 13:47:33 +0000 UTC]

Haha, funny. Evil, but funny.
I find Traynor's voice rather pleasant though.

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Kmon13 [2015-04-25 01:23:10 +0000 UTC]

That was evil she never saw that coming..... oh well!

In case you don't realize it I Approve of your choice selection! (Plus I wouldn't put it past timmy to trap her shower.) 

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CharlieIndigoalpha76 [2015-02-05 19:04:45 +0000 UTC]

My creator was wondering if that is a thresher maw tattoo on Shepard-Commander's back

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SamanthaCartsey [2015-01-12 06:13:08 +0000 UTC]

 

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Solid0snake [2014-12-14 05:48:03 +0000 UTC]

wtf

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BenRG [2014-04-20 21:28:46 +0000 UTC]

Sometimes, the Renegade way is the only way to get results.

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RickOShay1 [2014-04-11 03:18:44 +0000 UTC]

You didn't consider Engineer Adams a wasted opportunity?

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Eonixa In reply to RickOShay1 [2014-04-11 20:53:20 +0000 UTC]

Well maybe, but he doesn`t look like a promising opportunity... 

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aaaaceace [2014-02-14 14:51:17 +0000 UTC]

I thought there were only two F/F romances in ME3, Traynor and Liara. Besides who would want to date Vega? He looks like a shaved gorilla with tattoos.  

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julianhellsing [2014-01-05 18:09:33 +0000 UTC]

Why is Traynor on the Normandy in ME3? Only to annoy Shepard, or something else?

She is unimportant…

by the way, really smart solution for the problem

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Eonixa In reply to julianhellsing [2014-01-06 15:47:14 +0000 UTC]

Acid shower - the best colution for your problems)))

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Solseithis [2013-11-27 05:49:51 +0000 UTC]

You find her voice annoying? I thought it was sexy, and she was a pretty good voice actor as well. A definite improvement over Kelly. 

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Eonixa In reply to Solseithis [2013-11-27 17:03:37 +0000 UTC]

It looks like I don`t like her because I find her incredibly unimportant and boring character, so I can`t prevent myself from hating everything in Samantha)

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julianhellsing In reply to Eonixa [2013-12-17 06:46:44 +0000 UTC]

But she informs you, if somebody call or if there are new messages...

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Eonixa In reply to julianhellsing [2013-12-17 13:14:30 +0000 UTC]

Big deal...

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julianhellsing [2013-11-14 23:28:04 +0000 UTC]

What the Hell?!

But it is a cool way to solve the problem.

 

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MastercatShalafi [2013-09-22 06:58:29 +0000 UTC]

Might I say that in second panel there is something strange that makes your Shep look incredibly lesbian

It's like alternative version of Jack

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RoxanneStark [2013-09-03 16:44:06 +0000 UTC]

Ах, как же приятно отправить её в душ, а потом жестоко обломать! XD

Автор, вы - супер!

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Eonixa In reply to RoxanneStark [2013-09-04 07:02:56 +0000 UTC]

xD Спасибо

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HunterKiller762 [2013-08-29 03:00:29 +0000 UTC]

Even the hamster is shocked

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Kerevon [2013-06-12 17:04:53 +0000 UTC]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sorry. Traynor may or may not have been the rebound girl after Thane died.

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Eonixa In reply to Kerevon [2013-06-12 17:10:32 +0000 UTC]

Don`t worry, she`s allright)

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Kerevon In reply to Eonixa [2013-06-12 17:21:02 +0000 UTC]

Cool. Also, in reply to your description: who else thought Cortez and Vega should've gotten together? They flirt all the damn time.

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KryptonKnight1961 In reply to Kerevon [2013-06-14 15:20:45 +0000 UTC]

That biotiball scene was great. They were both poking fun at each other's taste in men/women.
"Mr. Vega, your interest in the Maestros has more to do with how they look than how they play."
"Hey, that's not true! ...not entirely. Besides, you telling me you don't got the hots for some of the sorcerers?"
"Okay, okay. Guilty as charged."

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Eonixa In reply to Kerevon [2013-06-12 17:52:12 +0000 UTC]

I still believe Vega is hetero)

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Kerevon In reply to Eonixa [2013-06-12 23:03:35 +0000 UTC]

I know. But he and Cortez definitely had something. Would it ever turn sexual? No. But they were most definitely bros.

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AutoBot-Refuge In reply to Kerevon [2015-02-11 00:15:30 +0000 UTC]

They were indeed bros of the highest order.  And on reflection it is a shame that Vega couldn't be the new Het!Love interest for Fem!Shep because he's actually quite a charmer, and he and Shep have some genuine chemistry.

I was super please he could hook up with Ash though, that was sweet.

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Arual-Gaze [2013-05-10 00:07:47 +0000 UTC]

LMFAOOOOOO!!!!

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joncour34 [2012-12-18 19:27:12 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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Eonixa In reply to joncour34 [2012-12-18 20:20:27 +0000 UTC]

...What does this mean?

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joncour34 In reply to Eonixa [2012-12-18 22:01:41 +0000 UTC]

sorry, error ><

Poor Samantha ^^'

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Eonixa In reply to joncour34 [2012-12-19 05:53:16 +0000 UTC]

Dont worry, she`s okay now))

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fonejackboy [2012-12-16 21:04:22 +0000 UTC]

That must've hurt. Poor Samantha.

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BloodWolf752 In reply to fonejackboy [2013-05-20 19:12:34 +0000 UTC]

yeah, like the acid burns in chemistry using very dilute stuff still takes the skin off your hand (I did some VERY dumb things in secondary, didn't even get paid for that bet.... still need to collect)except this time it's all over your body... ouch.....

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fonejackboy In reply to BloodWolf752 [2013-05-20 19:38:40 +0000 UTC]

I feel your pain.

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BloodWolf752 In reply to fonejackboy [2013-05-20 20:13:35 +0000 UTC]

what.. the burning the skin off my hand thing or the not getting paid for doing it thing?

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fonejackboy In reply to BloodWolf752 [2013-05-20 20:26:21 +0000 UTC]

Both.

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kato42 [2012-12-07 22:35:09 +0000 UTC]

Why did she wear her underwear into the shower?

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Eonixa In reply to kato42 [2012-12-08 08:37:05 +0000 UTC]

Better ask how people in ME3 have sex with their underwear on))

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kato42 In reply to Eonixa [2012-12-10 19:08:50 +0000 UTC]

Well, in theory that can be done, by pulling it aside, but it strikes me as less than comfortable, and not something people normally do.

I notice that on TV all the time. People who supposedly just had heavy and sweaty sex are wearing a surprising amount of clothing.

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Eonixa In reply to kato42 [2012-12-10 19:55:45 +0000 UTC]

I still don`t get it: this game has 18+ rating, which means it can`t be purchased by kids (in theory), so why the developers can`t make the sex scenes like they did in ME1? (I actually don`t care too much, I like Mass Effect not because of its incredibly short final romance scenes, but it`s very irritating for me to look at two adults who roll on the bed in their underwear...) Of course, I`ve also heard about the scandal around ME1 when some crazy folks proclaimed the game corrupted, but it makes no sense for me, because damn it, this game is for grown-ups, why we have to look at... this?
P.S. The view of Samantha in her bra and panties under the streams of the shower ("Jeez, those guys from the future are really creepy") was the most crazy thing in the whole game.

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