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Published: 2011-12-05 05:45:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 1191; Favourites: 42; Downloads: 8
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another Bleach/Antique Bakery sketch. Grimmy 'helping' my cartoon self sample some cake. such a gentleman ^//^yeah, i know he doesn't have his eye markings. i decided to make him look more human, so he's in a gegai
my cartoon self is mine
Grimmjow belongs to Tite Kubo
Antique Bakery concept belongs to Fumi Yoshinaga
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He really do look and act like gentleman! 
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oh, my...^///^
i bet Renji is the same way. always being sweet for his girl, opening doors for her and helping her sit at the table. such gentlemen!!
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Gentlemen, badass... what's the big difference in the end?
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*blush* he's always looking so damn good!! >////< damn you, Grimmjow!!! why so distracting and sexy??!!!
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Grimm: 'I'm sexy and ya know it'
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(you)*flushes and promptly faints, going over backwards*
(me)*to Grimm* Told you she would.
(Grimm)Damn. *hands over sack of gold*
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Me: *wakes up on the floor, slightly confused* neh? Grimm?? where...? *notices you holding the gold* what's happening? where'd you get that gold??
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(me)*bag disappears* I just won a bet, that's all.
(Grimm)*helps you up* Ya gotta warn me when I'm approachin' the 'Bishie Limit' o' what ya c'n handle. I'm gettin' tired o' making ya faint, blondie.
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Me: *sits back down in my chair, rubbing the back of my head where i had hit the ground* sorry, Grimm-sama. i always think i can handle it, then you go and act all charming and sexy...*chuckles* you have to admit, at least i'm getting better. the first couple of days we were together, i could barely speak to you without feeling light-headed....nearly fainted the first time you actually kissed me.
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(me)*with slight grin* You DID faint the first time he kissed you, and you hit your head so hard you gave yourself a concussion- he ordered you never to do that again and you haven't done it since.
(Grimm)*rubs back of neck, remembering the hefty sack of gemstones he'd had to fork over then to pay both for the bet and the treatment for your head* Yeah, yeah, I'd forgot abou' tha'...
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Me: *flinches, blushing and looking down at my lap* ah, y-yeah, you're right....i was sure to pay you back for the hospital bill, Grimm-sama. and that WAS the last time i've passed out from a kiss from you. *shoots you a curious look* how often do you two make bets about me?
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(me and Grimm)*look at each other and have a quick, silent conversation* Not...that often?
(You)*eyes us* That sounds more like a question...
(us)uhh....
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Me: *huffs, shaking my head* fine. *to Grimm* but don't blame me if you keep losing! *pulls cake plate over and starts eating more, grumbling a little*
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(grimm)*shrugs and snatches fork before cutting bite of cake and holding it out to you* Don' faint this time....an' she's only winnin' back what I won from her durin' poker.
(me)Shut the fuck up, I can whip your ass at Gin!
(Grimm)*laughs, smirking* Bu' ya suck at poker.
(me)*grumbles*
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Me: *chews a bite of cake* be nice, Grimm. she was able to win some of her money back, so watch out. i'm no good at poker either...but i could whip your ass at Mario Kart! *smirks playfully*
You: *snorts*
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(Grimm)*flushes* No' my fault I suck a' video games....
(me)*giggle* Remind me to challenge him to Super Mario Galaxy 2.
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Me: *grins playfully* no, it's not your fault, but it's still pretty damn amusing...sorry kitty...*giggles, accepting another bite of cake from him* you probably shouldn't make any bets playing Mario against us....just a warning...
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(grimm)*grumbles, but says nothing further, just feeding you happily*
(me)*flips out fan and hides behind it*
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Me: *takes notice of your fan* oh, did you get a new fan? or did you 'borrow' it from Urahara? *smiles, eating the last bite of cake*
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(me)*smirks* Oh, no.....where did you think Urahara got the idea from? *fans self, it glinting bright silver*
(grimm)*whines in irritation*
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Me: *chuckles* i see. it's pretty. make it yourself? *notices Grimm's irritated look* eh? what's the matter, kitty? *tugs his bangs playfully*
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(Grimm)*ducks head, glaring at the fan* That fan means bad things....
(me)*snaps it shut with the clink of metal* Indeed, I did make it myself. And it doubles as a very effective weapon in a pinch.
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Me: *tilts head at Grimm* bad things? well, if she uses it as a weapon, then what did you do to provoke her? *arches an eyebrow at him*
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(Grimm)*flushes* I din't do anything....she just-*yelps when all of a sudden his clothes fall to the floor in shreds* DOES THA'!
(me)*giggles and snaps my fan, which I had just waved in his direction, shut again*
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Me: oh, my...*giggles, letting my eyes rove over him* well, can you blame her? if it were up to me, you'd be naked more often too....*flushes, grinning at you*
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(Grimm)*blinks at you* Really?
(me)Oh, say yes.
(You)Why?
(me)Well....
(Grimm)'cuz in tha' case I'll never bother wearin' clothes at all unless we get com'ny over!
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Me: oh! w-well, you still need to at least continue wearing pants around the house....the parents, and my brother...you know, not everyone enjoys seeing your manbits. *blushes* however, feel free to be naked in my Harem chambers...but i can't guarantee that i'll be able to keep my hands off of you...
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(Grimm)*huge grin* Tha's the point, darling....
(me)*giggle* He rarely, if ever, wears clothes around my place. He checks them by the door, since all my pets thoroughly enjoy his manbits...
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Me: *blushes, smiling* you'd have to be crazy not to love his manbits. i'll have to remember to tell Pantera that he can also be naked in the Chambers too. *snorts* i hear that Pets like to compare sizes sometimes...*to Grimm* is that true? do you get competitive?
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(Grimm)Hell yes. *proudly* An' I beat 'em ALL.
(me)Except Kenpatchi.
(Grimm)He don't count- he's half again as tall an' broad as me. He's a whole different spectrum.
(me)True.
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Me: *eyes widen at the thought of a naked Kenpachi and blushes deeper* yeah, completely different spectrum....he'd split me in half if he were to try to mate me....*shivers, scootching closer to Grimm* and its no surprise, you're the biggest man in my Harem...well, you and Pantera both...*chuckles*
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(me and Grimm)*growl and snarl in unison* He'll never even CONSIDER matin' ya or he dies/gets castrated! ....*we look at each other, then break out laughing*
(grimm)*wipes tear of laughter as he calms down* Tha's right, he belongs ta her...He ain't allowed ta stray....
(me)Damn right he isn't!
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Me: *sighs with relief* that's good to hear. *smiles at you* you can keep 'im! *blushes slightly, fidgets a bit* but i am still a bit curious...*to Grimm* this doesn't mean you don't satisfy me or anything!! please just disregard this question!! i'm only curious!!! *to you* just...how big is he??
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(me)Well....he's proportionate......
(Grimm)Oh, go 'head. We've already established he's in a different league than me.
(me)*holds hands a little over a foot apart to show Kenpatchi's size* And fairly thick, too.
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Me:....*eyes widen as i try to imagine such a huge thing*...erm...well...*face red* is he even able to bed a woman without killing her? i assume you only bed him as another male, right? *taps lip with finger as i ponder this* i mean, sure, big is fun...but damn, there's a limit!
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(me)He's capable, provided the woman is...erm, stretchy enough. But yes, I do bed him only in male form- and I always top. Kenpatchi, in my mind, has been permanently put into 'uke' position by virtue of sheer size.
(grimm)*snickers* We don' want out butts broken any more than ya girls wan' yer crotches broken.
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Me: makes sense. guess he'll just have to settle for being a bottom, or just playing with toys. *shudders at what his length could do to an average person's body* i'm glad he belongs only to you, Natalie...he's a decent guy once you get to know him...but he's crazier than any other Pet i know....and bigger, from the sounds of it...
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(me)Oh, he is. *sighs happily* That's what makes him so fun.
(Grimm)*rolls eyes*
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Me: *grins, petting Grimm's head* i bet. i'm sure he enjoys being your uke just as much. he must love being beaten up and man handled. i swear, that guy could get off from fighting and bleeding. *chuckles*
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(me)*grins* He does exactly that. And he does so love to be my uke, seeing as I treat him just right.
(grimm)*growls*
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