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felisdeityus — Twilight: Not much
Published: 2009-04-28 09:48:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 9620; Favourites: 414; Downloads: 0
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I'm sure Meyer threw in some garbage about Bella being naturally smart or some crap, but it just tickles me to imagine that the reason Edward can't read her mind is because there ain't nuttin' in there...Related content
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lolololol so I was thinking the same EXACT THING!!! XD
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Bella's stupid beyond belief. She can't stop getting herself into situations that endanger the lives of herself and her loved ones, and she completely depends upon Edward to save her every single time. If I were Edward, I would have ripped her head off and left forks long ago- it's not like she ever uses it, anyway. The whole series is one big fantasy of S. Meyer's.
What the hell kinda name is Renesmee, anyway? NO BRAINS, THIS GIRL.
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Too bad for anyone who's actually looked into the book for a few seconds you know that eating and sleeping come in second to Edward thoughts 24/7.
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Hey Edward Cullen, Are Those Teeth Real?
Yeah, How Many Times Have You Been Married?
Seriously, i Mean Are You Wearing You're Diapers?
Pris, There Called Rags.
Honey, it's Bingo Night, You're Missing Bingo Night.
Well Pris it's Not Even That it's Passed His Bed Time Anyway. i Mean He Needs To Go Home, Get Tucked in, Take His Fake Vampire Teeth Out.
Yeah, And Take All Those Pills!
Totally, i Mean What 100 Year Old Vampire Dude Just Hangs Around At a Mall Hitting On Cute Young Girls Anyway?
He Must Have Amensia And Lost His Way And SomeHow Wondered in Here.
(Aww, Sorry)
He Must Think We're His Grand Kids.
No, No Sir No We're Not. Bingo Nights That Way, Turn Around, Okay?
Hahaha No 100 Year Old Vampiore Dudes For Us Right?
Yeah, i Mean Totally!
Thank You, Thanks, Have a Good Night, Have a Good Night Buddy.
See Yeah.
Chours:
D-I-N-O-S-A
You are a dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A
You are a dinosaur and,
O-L-D M-A-N
Your just an old man
Hitting on me what?
You need a cat scan
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Haha.
I was talking to a friend a couple of days ago and we were saying how it totally seems like Stephenie Meyer just copied and pasted things she liked from different books and called it her own, and how the only parts it seems she made up all on her own were the really stupid parts like how Bella got preggers even though throughout the whole entire series she is repeating how Edward is dead and how it's impossible for him [and all other vampires] to have kids.
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Sounds terribly plausible
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It would really make sense. She didn't seem to have much common sense in the movie I saw.
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I completely agree. Though the ending of the last book pissed me off when he COULD read her mind, fucker. xD
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He was cheating all along ಠ__ಠ
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EXACTLY. Finally, someone who gets it. (Twilitards... piss me off. Especially when they try to rub it in your face. 
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Yessss it's always so satisfying to find more anti-Twilight people!!! And this picture is just so true.
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I'm actually familiar with that whole "rubbing it in my face" thing. I was talking with a fan about how Twilight was overrated, and their retort was, "well, it's been on the best seller list for weeks!"
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Haha, makes me wonder if they know what overrated even means... :0
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It sure does. o:
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Luckily I haven't had too much of that... But I hear there's a real pandemic of Vampire-obsessed nutbars in highschools about the globe D:
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Oh, yes. It's really, really bad... D:>
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Amazing to the utmost degree...it explains so much! Like her clumsyness. It's because she's got nothing in her head to ballace the weight of the rest of her.
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I. HATE. THESE. BOOKS. (and the movie)
thank you for posting!! finally someone gets it!!
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Haha, the movie was just ridiculous enough that it was funny but the books are tragic
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i saw the movie w/ my brother and we were laughing the whole time, haha.. the fangirls behind us got pissed
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just the idea that edward would use the word foxy in any context sends me into a fit of giggles. fur seriouse. so thank you for making me look like a lunatic because im laughing at my computer.
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I declare this epic win against the entire batallion of twilight fans out there
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hahah, never thought of that, but makes perfect sense! omg, awesome!!!
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Her stare is sucking out my souuuuuuuul. DDDD: Help me!
Btw, love it. Great job, very funny.
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Sweet! Hahah Zuko getting molested always makes mine, too XD
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ah yes. One of the many other reason bella is starting to really suck.
bella sucks.
edward sucks.
forks sucks. (poor fork-people)
sparkily vampires suck.
The only thing that doesn't suck is jacob but if he wasn't a werewolf he would suck too.
twilight is only good 'cuz of it's immense suckitude.
but your picture most certanly doesn't suck. in fact it's really cool.
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I watched the movie twice for the lol-factor XD
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That would explain it in a very small nutshell, yep. Well done. (Now I must leave before I collapse of laughter and screw up my keyboard.)
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(I have done that many times - I don't recommend it at all... poor keyboard D
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so true so true
it makes me wonder if anyone realizes that meyer's sad attempt to put some 'spice' in Bella's boring personality just made her all the more a pathetic dim witted teen.
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This is made of so much win.
But, ohgod.... the vacant!stare... It's sucking out my soul!
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Sadly no, I only watched the first movie. Is it a good read?
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It's seriously the most precocious tripe I've ever bothered to chew through! If you value your brain, I would not suggest even attempting the blurb.
However, if you want to make fun of Emily's sister... hehehehe
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Lol. I haven't read a complete novel in years. The most I can muster up are the blurbs so I think I'll safely say that I won't be reading the Twilight novels. What's this to do with George??
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Hehehe, she lent the book to me... I think she secretly likes it XDXD
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