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Fuckbender — Bring Me to Life

Published: 2016-04-08 18:51:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 808; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 4
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Description (can't wake up) Contest entrance 4 cancerous-remains
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Shreksnow [2020-06-18 14:24:19 +0000 UTC]

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Knuhpp [2016-07-20 18:20:37 +0000 UTC]

this made me rethink some life choices

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Fuckbender In reply to Knuhpp [2016-07-21 01:38:39 +0000 UTC]

Good. This was the intent.

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Knuhpp In reply to Fuckbender [2016-07-21 11:03:02 +0000 UTC]

well, you succeeded in making me un-suidide myself

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Fuckbender In reply to Knuhpp [2016-07-23 15:18:32 +0000 UTC]

Welcome back to the world, young grasshopper! Now yank off that noose and get back to work!

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Knuhpp In reply to Fuckbender [2016-07-25 23:27:12 +0000 UTC]

I'll make sure it's a noose of barbed wire.

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Fuckbender In reply to Knuhpp [2016-07-26 05:02:43 +0000 UTC]

those nooses are only for the nether regions, silly

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Knuhpp In reply to Fuckbender [2016-07-26 14:56:16 +0000 UTC]

oooooh, alright, ill just use fibre wire then

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kittytheroboticcat [2016-04-16 00:47:34 +0000 UTC]

ITS HIP TO FUCK BEES

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Fuckbender In reply to kittytheroboticcat [2016-04-16 19:35:25 +0000 UTC]

DAMN STRAIGHT

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JacquelineFrost1220 [2016-04-09 05:52:07 +0000 UTC]

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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Proudnoob33 [2016-04-08 20:31:51 +0000 UTC]

This just made me change my pants 2 times, *claps* *Claps harder*

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Fuckbender In reply to Proudnoob33 [2016-04-09 01:04:41 +0000 UTC]

 maybe you should just keep them off

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CactusPubes [2016-04-08 19:43:08 +0000 UTC]

I......... I don't even......... That is one exquisite 9/11 meme  

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Fuckbender In reply to CactusPubes [2016-04-09 01:05:43 +0000 UTC]

                               Illumination confirmed

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CactusPubes In reply to Fuckbender [2016-04-09 20:01:57 +0000 UTC]

I fel shine
like boiled man meat

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kawaii-fixing-desu [2016-04-08 19:32:28 +0000 UTC]

this is absolutely amazing have i died and  gone to heaven???? god is that you??!!! oh no its just adam the bee IM CREAMING

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Fuckbender In reply to kawaii-fixing-desu [2016-04-08 19:57:48 +0000 UTC]

FIX ME FELIX   but yes you were in a coma for twelve years but i have taken you from that earthy domain. also i would like to enter this to the contest. how do

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kawaii-fixing-desu In reply to Fuckbender [2016-04-08 20:01:35 +0000 UTC]

never take me back to earthy domain it was barry-less. fuckbender all you must do is pledge allegiance to the meme, but i see you have already done so. 
then draw the most offensive pile of cancer possible <33333

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Fuckbender In reply to kawaii-fixing-desu [2016-04-09 01:06:24 +0000 UTC]

 i love me some cancer

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kawaii-fixing-desu In reply to Fuckbender [2016-04-09 10:56:36 +0000 UTC]

furry cringe keepe me alive

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Fuckbender In reply to kawaii-fixing-desu [2016-04-09 21:40:32 +0000 UTC]

                   <-like this?

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kawaii-fixing-desu In reply to Fuckbender [2016-04-09 21:42:14 +0000 UTC]

YIFF YIFF YIFFFFGFGFGFFFFFFFF

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Fuckbender In reply to kawaii-fixing-desu [2016-04-10 01:39:51 +0000 UTC]

             

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