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garnetbarren β Jeff: fighting against insomnia
Published: 2013-03-30 04:20:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 12017; Favourites: 245; Downloads: 0
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Jeff the Killer scares the heck out of me, so I tried drawing out a scenario that has run through my mind one too many times while trying to sleep. Adding humor seems to help make Jeff not quite so scary. So, if you encounter Jeff in the midst of slumber, just remember: NOPE.Photoshop.
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Okay Jeff, I have no clue how the hell you got into my flat on the 4th floor, but know that I sleep with a huge wood axe.
*attacks him with the axe* THIS! IS! MY PSYCHO SIIIIIIDEEEE!!!!
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I would karate chop him in the throat to make him drop his knife, wrap my arms around him ,then I would kiss him just to freak him out XD
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i would bite him so hard that i would leave BITE marks i can dig my teeth in the skin one long deep bite and you have bite marks btw you might wanna get the spit off jeff might drop his knife the get the spit off and i'll run and get my camera and kitchen knife take 5 pics of him then stab him 50 times or 10 or 20 who knows i carry away sum times
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Sounds like you got it all figured out, haha xD
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Dude I'm looking behind my shoulder again...that's one of the creepiest Jeffs I've seen.
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Honestly, I would freeze up a bit before making a strange squeaking noise that I do when frightened or nervous. Maybe if I had time to prepare.
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Haha nice I could imagine a friend of mine being like this when she meets Jeff
And I also used to be really scared of Jeff...now he ends up being my favorite. When I said I could stare at that Jeff image all night anyone would react like-
0. o
(I'm crazy huh
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Haha I have my moments when there is a suspicious shadowy figure in the corner of my room, but other than that he doesn't scare me, haha
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This is EXACTLY the reason I sleep with a knife under my blanket....
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wait...wut? That's cool and all, but i'd be afraidΒ to cut myself mid-slumber.
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I don't really move in my sleep, but my arm eventually makes its way under my pillow. Haven't cut myself yet...
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Scary, thanks for replying, and check out my page if u want!
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((I would just spray him in the eyes with something, then laugh at his pain.))
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Jeff: "go to sleep.."
Me: "dad... go get the shotgun and kill this thang!" says dis while taking jeff's knife and threatening him with it Β then... if he submits i'll just sleep on top of him while his knife is locked up somewhere he wont get it (same with ALL of the other shark or dangerous things in teh house)
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Jeff: Go To Sleep!
Me: *kicks where the sun don't shine* Bitch you seriously want to go up against a Cambodian woman! Prepare to get your ass hand to you on a silver platter!
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Jeff: Go...To...Sleep!
Me: (Pulls out riffle from under pillow) My mom is a cop/redneck. Let's see if you knife is faster then my trigger finger.
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Thank you! Finally someone who understands how NOT dangerous/scary Jeff can be, haha
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He's only human! Why are people so scared of that?
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I know! He just has a scary face, haha.
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nothing a decent gun and some plastic surgery can't fix.
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OMG the second picture... I would die on the spot probably... x'D
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Haha, no, YOU GOTTA STAY STRONG!!
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YEAH! >< I mean NOOOOOOOOOPΓ!
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Would totally be my reaction. He would also get kicked in the crotch. >:3
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Hahaha well put.
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Just wait 'till you really meet him. You all have no idea what your up against. Funny comic though.
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Jeff... is that you?
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XD nope. This is Vanessa. I'm still pretty new to the whole murdering thing, but I gotta admit it is fun. No worries I won't come for you. You really have no idea how bad Jeff can be, especially if he hasn't killed anyone in a while. He gets a bit crazier than usual. No clue where he is right now.Β
Now, I guess as Jeff would say: GO TO SLEEP!
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Dude, I don't know what your problem is, but Jeff isn't real unless of course you mean Jeffery Dahmer, but he's dead now anyway. He's a fictional character written on a website full of mutually fictional characters. Honestly, if he was real, he wouldn't get away with killings. He's a teenage boy with a scary face and a knife.Β
Either you are in deep with some heavy, whacked-out role-play, or you've got to be joking.
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I've decided you've been reading too much creepypasta.
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I'm joking! I know he's not real, sheesh. Still, if he were, you'd have no idea what you're up against. (that is, if he came to put you to sleep)
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Okay cool, well I honestly couldn't tell. I've stumbled across many a weirdo in the creepypasta fandom, haha.
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yeah, I know. so many strange people out there thinking Jeff is real. Not all of them are fake though, keepΒ that in mind.
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Haha Yes, same with Slenderman. I'll keep that in mind.
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k. best of luck! bye.
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Jeff:GO TO SLEEP!Β
Me:NO!Β
Jeff
Me:And I want you to go back in time and stop being a serial killer.Β
Jeff:And by dead, I mean cut the cheese.Β
Me: *farts*Β
Jeff:AUGHHH, WHAT DID YOU EAT?Β
Me:My bean burrito's!Β
Jeff:I didn't mean that, I meant make you nacho's.Β
Me
*Me and Jeff make Nacho's*Β
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Happy ending! haha
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Do you want the original ending...?
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Original ending?
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