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getanaxe — Bill Hicks: Non Smokers

Published: 2008-02-02 23:00:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 1769; Favourites: 38; Downloads: 68
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Description we miss you and your genius, Bill.

*puff*
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SterileRitalin [2016-01-24 16:42:19 +0000 UTC]

So do smokers, much more than non-smokers.
Sleep tight!

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Imperator-Zor [2009-11-24 07:43:04 +0000 UTC]

False Statement. Smokers (and those around them due to second hand smoke) die more frequently at younger ages and also suffer from various crippling side effects than those who live free from tobacco.

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getanaxe In reply to Imperator-Zor [2009-12-04 23:28:57 +0000 UTC]

The statement says:
NON SMOKERS DIE EVERY DAY.

And they do. Every. Fucking. Day.

Read slower before you make an ass of yourself in a public forum.

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Imperator-Zor In reply to getanaxe [2009-12-15 20:22:07 +0000 UTC]

No the statement itself is flawed and intellectually dishonest. The issue never was that smokers die and non smokers don't. Its that Non Smokers consistantly live longer healthier lives.

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getanaxe In reply to Imperator-Zor [2009-12-23 04:35:59 +0000 UTC]

Jesus; community college-going, psuedo-intellectual scene kid, I see. The kind that makes asinine comments on something as stupid as a DA stamp trying to prove how much more intelligent he is than the average bear.

Tell your philosophy professor to stop stroking your ego, because you're an idiot. You are the one making up the "issue" in this instance. "Non-smokers die everyday" is a four-word, factual statement. Whatever "intellectual dishonesty" you find implied by it is from your own presuppositions, not by the stamp itself. Therefore, arguing dishonesty in this instance is the human equivalent of chasing your fucking tail.

So take your soapbox to the local coffee shop where someone might give a shit.

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BenjoMax In reply to getanaxe [2015-06-10 05:54:18 +0000 UTC]

I know it's six years later, but thats funny as hell.

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Liv-Faye [2009-01-29 21:44:24 +0000 UTC]

haha, love this quote.
It still cracks me up when he said about non-smokers purposely coughing in front of a smoker and he retorts, 'do you start dancing about in front of a cripple?' XD

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ink-explosions [2008-12-30 05:15:23 +0000 UTC]

YES!!

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ApostateChristian [2008-12-08 11:08:58 +0000 UTC]



I dedicate this cigarette to Bill Hicks...

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getanaxe In reply to ApostateChristian [2008-12-15 03:27:24 +0000 UTC]

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ApostateChristian In reply to getanaxe [2008-12-15 03:29:50 +0000 UTC]

Do gay robots smoke?

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getanaxe In reply to ApostateChristian [2008-12-19 02:48:56 +0000 UTC]

If they want to look mysterious and independent.

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ApostateChristian In reply to getanaxe [2008-12-19 02:56:51 +0000 UTC]

Sexy.

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Saknika [2008-09-03 02:31:48 +0000 UTC]

I don't smoke, but I support this stamp. Even though I think it's gross, that's no reason to get so up in arms over it. Seriously, pumping gas is more dangerous, fume/toxin wise. Stupid people.

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MyFallOutRomance [2008-04-22 17:59:32 +0000 UTC]

I smoke soooo does this apply to me?

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getanaxe In reply to MyFallOutRomance [2008-04-29 18:22:23 +0000 UTC]

Yeah....

it's Bill Hicks' "F you" to people who think only smokers will die.

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MyFallOutRomance In reply to getanaxe [2008-04-29 20:46:55 +0000 UTC]

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ChristieC [2008-02-03 15:46:37 +0000 UTC]

HAH! Brilliant!

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getanaxe In reply to ChristieC [2008-02-03 19:12:40 +0000 UTC]

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