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Ah, all you people with big boobs..I wonder what life is like. Must be easy to make tips! Boobs have been a huge problem for my self esteem for..let's see, 10 years now? I'm in my 20's now and I've sort of given up on caring about my boob size. Hell, I might as well just be happy with the little I have. Men have no idea..the pressure to look perfect is so intense for women! It's not fair at all.

Oh, whoops I'm getting a little serious. AHEM. Hope you liked the comic, anyway. I'm giving Will full credit for this idea. Yep, he pretty much came up with it..but he's too lazy to draw his own comic, so I just steal his ideas instead.
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Comments: 74

IrisandKhalflora [2014-06-01 14:43:23 +0000 UTC]

They can also be like a pillow too ^-^

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IrisandKhalflora [2014-06-01 14:42:45 +0000 UTC]

No actually they are find to lay on ^^

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Dotaku101 [2013-04-09 09:57:30 +0000 UTC]

I could care less about the size of boobs as long as their real XD Ive dated girls of all cup sizes and eves its benefits and drawbacks lol by the way in response to the more serious note yes women are more pressured by society to look "sexy" than men (though theres a level of pressure on our end to) but no one says people gotta buy into that garbage lol ^^

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XxGrimmysXcakexX96 [2013-03-19 00:32:22 +0000 UTC]

Big boobs suck... Just saying...

...I'm the one cursed with them in a family of small boobs... ;A;

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Farelle [2012-12-18 17:10:40 +0000 UTC]

pfff the thing I like about men is: there is one for every woman, a man who loves us as we are, does'nt matter how imperfect we think we are.

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LiltingMoone [2012-10-26 12:04:42 +0000 UTC]

This is so true. But it's weird I want big boobs but i don't. It's weird.

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papoilademare [2012-08-13 13:19:09 +0000 UTC]

This is absolutely hilarious!

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NinaSquirrelly [2012-06-26 21:15:45 +0000 UTC]

why do big boobed girls say they hate their chest? wtf? i would NEVER hate my big chest XD i wish every big boobed girl who says they hate their chest would just transfer their size to someone who would truly appreciate it (kinda wrote a lot, sorry XD)

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madjiku [2011-12-02 21:45:39 +0000 UTC]

i hate my big boobs, i rlly wanna have normal, small boobs. it's rlly hard to got to school with it so i always were a large jacket but when it's summer time, i hate my life....
damn my genetics.... :C

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ResidentEvilHetalia In reply to madjiku [2013-12-15 12:46:21 +0000 UTC]

Same. I wear the same sweatshirt all day every day =_=

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katygrace [2011-07-09 05:51:01 +0000 UTC]

the last expression killed me

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xSoma [2011-01-21 20:47:24 +0000 UTC]

Well a friend told me he likes my boobs. oTL Don't ask. But confidence-boost! I guess mine are normal really. I can't really tell if people's boobs are small or big. Guess I got used to those of a friend of mine She hates them btw.

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Thymine-7 [2011-01-20 17:13:58 +0000 UTC]

This is HILARIOUS!

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JARM13 [2010-10-03 20:29:07 +0000 UTC]

There's somebody for everybody . Oddly enough ,though lots us enjoy big boobs the person is more important in the end " of course " , the whole looking perfect stuff is for the other girls . Frankly women dress to impress other women .

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HapyCow In reply to JARM13 [2011-01-05 09:28:57 +0000 UTC]

Well, yeah..I don't need boobs to attract men. I attract men with MY SEXY MIND. *cough*

Yep, we dress for other women..but also for ourselves.

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JARM13 In reply to HapyCow [2011-01-06 00:31:18 +0000 UTC]

Nothing wrong with dressing nice no matter who it's for .Personally I dress nice for myself .Sexy minds are great . I've heard that most of the enjoyment of sex is in your head and I believe it .

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0netnet0 [2010-09-11 19:07:57 +0000 UTC]

I got that once...

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octogirlpretty [2010-08-20 07:52:34 +0000 UTC]

Bahahaha!! I totally feel the same way! I'm a 32A and it's just so pathetic I'm trying to accept it though, I mean, I'm 18 now so I don't have that growth time anymore I guess..

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HapyCow In reply to octogirlpretty [2011-01-05 09:31:41 +0000 UTC]

I'm a 34 A (oooh! Impressive! it's only because my back's too wide for 32, haha) and I'm 23 so there's no way in hell my boobs will ever grow. Unless I get pregnant, of course....yikes.

But anyway, don't worry about it. Boobs aren't everything. You can always fake cleavage by stuffing your bra with socks...*sniff* Or just be proud of what you got!

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icealena [2010-05-08 00:49:21 +0000 UTC]

Never get big breasts...

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HapyCow In reply to icealena [2010-05-10 02:13:20 +0000 UTC]

If you say so. Nah I would never get plastic surgery anyway.

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icealena In reply to HapyCow [2010-05-10 07:26:52 +0000 UTC]

LOL Thank god caus it is hell annoying when your talking to boys. 0_0

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jack249 In reply to icealena [2014-02-15 08:11:51 +0000 UTC]

Hey not all boys stare at a girls breasts some of us know where a girls eyes are!

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HeartofIcewind [2010-04-12 19:08:54 +0000 UTC]

LOL
I too have a hard time lying on my stomache =.=;

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HapyCow In reply to HeartofIcewind [2010-04-27 10:14:14 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



....

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HeartofIcewind In reply to HapyCow [2010-04-27 20:05:48 +0000 UTC]

lmfao! They're not as great as you think!!

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Dark-Little-Dork [2010-04-11 02:28:38 +0000 UTC]

Haha, this is HILARIOUS. And. . . I feel awkward now. It's hard to lye on my tummy.
BUT I STILL ENJOY THIS.

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TripleDisaster [2010-04-04 17:19:13 +0000 UTC]

THAT'S SO TRUE :'D Same problem here, although i think i kinda like it... if i had bigger boobs, it won't fit my feministic, malicious personality.
and yeah, it's also about the pleasure of boys actually looking at your face xD

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Tanukitsune1 [2010-03-21 10:27:40 +0000 UTC]

Awww... XP

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Stargirll [2010-03-19 23:08:08 +0000 UTC]

Haha, I love this! Very easy to relate to

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FireLilac [2010-03-18 22:02:44 +0000 UTC]

Middle of high school, still no boobs. Have to wear little trainer bras, though, or else I have the Madonna problem. I can't find any shirts that looks good on me because they're all made for /some/ type of lumps... It's been rather painful, so I joke about it mostly.

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sexytoaster [2010-03-18 07:21:48 +0000 UTC]

"Men have no idea..the pressure to look perfect is so intense for women! It's not fair at all. "

Its fuckin BS, thats what it is! And all men have to do is...oh nothing. They don't even have to bathe to get girls. Ugh. FML!

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HapyCow In reply to sexytoaster [2010-03-18 07:47:45 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I love how the media is all "hey guys, you can be fat and stupid and still have an awesome life. Just be yourself! Women, you better look like perfect 10 models!! OR ELSE!" Life does suck. I wish I was a guy. A gay one! I'd be an awesome gay guy.

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liobi [2010-03-18 06:52:35 +0000 UTC]

You'd be surprised, a lot of guys like small boobs... than again, you might not like the things that come with that...

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HapyCow In reply to liobi [2010-03-18 07:49:19 +0000 UTC]

I'm not surprised, some of my guy friends have told me they like small boobs. It's not really about what guys think..women usually only care about what other women think, haha.

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jinsyght In reply to HapyCow [2012-02-24 04:09:35 +0000 UTC]

truth be told most guys like a variety of body types

(short girl walks by) guys are like "shes so hot"

tall thin girl walks by, guys are like "shes so hot"

girl with big butt walks by , guys are like "shes so hot".

(these are the same guys by the way)

Trust me i used to be fat and fat guys do not get girls thats why im not fat anymore.

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liobi In reply to HapyCow [2010-03-18 15:46:25 +0000 UTC]

Uhm, doesn't that like defeat the whole purpose?

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HapyCow In reply to liobi [2010-03-19 07:46:06 +0000 UTC]

Nope. Ask any women..I doubt any of em really care what guys think about their breasts. XD It's really about how you look in clothes and maybe how you compare to other women. And bikinis, oh God...bikinis..really, only perfectly round breasts of a medium-large size look good in those. Oh well.

I mean, for me, it's about wanting to feel more feminine..and I'm sure a lot of girls agree with that. If you have big boobs, you feel like a woman! I suppose there are girls who think "men will only love me if I have large, supple boobies!" But they're pretty stupid. Only douche bags would care about the size of a girl's boobs. And who wants to date them? NOBODY.

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liobi In reply to HapyCow [2010-03-19 21:02:45 +0000 UTC]

Well, there are the absolutely HOT douche bags, and plenty of people want to date them... Trust me, I work with half of 'em Ah, the wonders of being a lifeguard.

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Galdis [2010-03-18 00:36:28 +0000 UTC]

Well, I'm expected to have cut abs and a lack of body fat. Or maybe it's because I was a tormented fat kid when I was in middle school. I dunno.

Small boobs are just fine. Boobs are boobs, and they all look totally boss.

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HapyCow In reply to Galdis [2010-03-18 07:45:20 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, typical guy response. Sorry about the tormenting (I went through it too for being a twig) but I'm talking about the media, mostly. Males portrayed on TV and such are usually NORMAL looking or average (no abs on those guys), yet they still have hot wives/girlfriends. There's virtually no ugly girls on TV at all. Or in magazines, or movies..anywhere! All perfect. PORN too! REALLY ugly guys getting laid. It's really annoying. I don't like the way women are portrayed at all. Same with comics..mainly the superhero ones. With their super breasts that defy gravity.

Sorry about the rant and thanks for the comment! But seriously, you may feel a little pressured to have a nice bod..but it's no where near as bad as the shit women go through. Probably because we're a lot harder on ourselves in general, too.

Glad you like any boobs!

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Galdis In reply to HapyCow [2010-03-18 21:20:17 +0000 UTC]

I see porn with average-looking women all the time.

What porn are you looking at? Yeesh.

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HapyCow In reply to Galdis [2010-03-19 07:47:34 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha, nah I don't really look at porn..but I'm just generalizing. Still, the standards are much higher for the women..let's agree on that.

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Galdis In reply to HapyCow [2010-03-20 02:39:43 +0000 UTC]

Well, I think you're totally adorable anyway. Big boobs on you would ruin it.

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H-G-Blob In reply to HapyCow [2010-03-18 20:46:25 +0000 UTC]

WELL SAID!
... I'm glad someone mentioned it ^_^

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HapyCow In reply to H-G-Blob [2010-03-19 07:47:42 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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clarissasparrow [2010-03-17 23:06:11 +0000 UTC]

some say big boobs are a blessing and a burden,I'm in high school and for me,they are a burden...I get made fun of them all the time

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HapyCow In reply to clarissasparrow [2010-03-18 07:50:20 +0000 UTC]

Pssh, people are just jealous of you. Don't let the tormenting get to you! They're crying on the inside (like me)

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clarissasparrow In reply to HapyCow [2010-03-18 22:07:34 +0000 UTC]

it's fine I sometimes make up jokes of my own...

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clockworkparadox [2010-03-17 19:14:15 +0000 UTC]

I forgot to say: I love your face in the last panel! You did a really super job with the expression. Thumbsup.

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