Comments: 33
TNobody0214 [2013-05-06 21:19:22 +0000 UTC]
yesh she is.
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HeyIlikeyourface In reply to TNobody0214 [2013-05-06 21:21:02 +0000 UTC]
I'll tell her you said so. ^.^ Everytime I try to, she always says no but now that there's two people saying that then we can't both be lying so aha! XD
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speedddogg In reply to HeyIlikeyourface [2013-05-06 21:32:35 +0000 UTC]
Once? Really? and he tells me... I mean I... on second thought not making that joke.
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HeyIlikeyourface In reply to speedddogg [2013-05-06 21:34:22 +0000 UTC]
He tells you /you're/ pretty? Is that what you were about to say? D'aww, that's not cute because I don't ship it. XD
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HeyIlikeyourface In reply to speedddogg [2013-05-06 21:54:52 +0000 UTC]
DEEP ROY. OMG HE WINS ON ALL OF THE LEVELS. //shot for not remembering Deep Roy
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speedddogg In reply to HeyIlikeyourface [2013-05-06 22:26:23 +0000 UTC]
...this actually has nothing to do with Morgan Freeman. I just wanted to put a picture of Bill Cosby.
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speedddogg In reply to HeyIlikeyourface [2013-05-06 22:40:12 +0000 UTC]
Yes well... CHUCK NORRIS!
When Chuck Norris was born he roundhouse-kicked the doctor dead for hitting his butt.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Touching Chuck Norris' beard will increase you life expectancy by 6 years. Unfortunately, the following roundhouse kick will reduce your life expectancy by 300. You do the math.
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speedddogg In reply to HeyIlikeyourface [2013-05-06 22:57:58 +0000 UTC]
Deaf people did not exist until Chuck Norris was asked to speak a little louder at the McDonalds drive through.
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speedddogg In reply to HeyIlikeyourface [2013-05-06 23:16:23 +0000 UTC]
Chuck Norris died ten years ago. The Grim Reaper just hasn't worked up the courage to tell him.
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speedddogg In reply to HeyIlikeyourface [2013-05-06 23:31:08 +0000 UTC]
Monsters tell stories of Chuck Norris to scare their children
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