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I've always wanted to do one of these, but never got around to it.

Fun facts that did not make it on there
-I have 300+ named characters and about 10-11 story lines I'd like to try and write... We'll see how many I can knock out before I die
-I'm considering going back to school to get a Ph.D in history because the only time I like myself is when I'm working on an essay
-When I say “all music,” I mean I will literally switch from Gregorian Chant to Mongolian Folk Metal
-I hate it when people make these artist sheets and put things like "bigots," "jerks," "hatred" on their dislikes list. Wow, you just listed basic things almost every decent to mediocrely functioning human dislikes and this tells me LITERALLY nothing about you.

(On "Small talk." I dislike empty, passing conversation and I've grown to increasingly dislike phrases such as "how are you?" and related questions. They're often said out of common courtesy and not because the asker really cares. If you answer honestly, and the answer is not "I'm fantastic," the asker is left feeling awkward because they didn't expect you to say that and don't REALLY want to know how you're doing if it's not well. I try to make it a point that if I ever ask that, I am prepared to buckle down for a serious conversation on how someone is really feeling or doing, whether the answer is positive or negative.
-I also DESPISE "how was work" but probably because I have never worked a job I was passionate about, so to me, that question always registers as the most boring, shallow thing someone can ask me. My heart plummets like that skeleton Pippin knocks over in Lord of the Rings, echoing down the dark chambers of my chest into a dank and bitter abyss.)

I am a German-Irish American mutt, (my German side comes from Küchen, and my Irish side has professional horse thieves), I stan potatoes and apples, Latin Mass FTW, I always draw myself in what I’m wearing at the moment, and my secret is I'm Always Angry.

Description
I've always wanted to do one of these, but never got around to it.

Fun facts that did not make it on there
-I have 300+ named characters and about 10-11 story lines I'd like to try and write... We'll see how many I can knock out before I die
-I'm considering going back to school to get a Ph.D in history because the only time I like myself is when I'm working on an essay
-When I say “all music,” I mean I will literally switch from Gregorian Chant to Mongolian Folk Metal
-I hate it when people make these artist sheets and put things like "bigots," "jerks," "hatred" on their dislikes list. Wow, you just listed basic things almost every decent to mediocrely functioning human dislikes and this tells me LITERALLY nothing about you.

(On "Small talk." I dislike empty, passing conversation and I've grown to increasingly dislike phrases such as "how are you?" and related questions. They're often said out of common courtesy and not because the asker really cares. If you answer honestly, and the answer is not "I'm fantastic," the asker is left feeling awkward because they didn't expect you to say that and don't REALLY want to know how you're doing if it's not well. I try to make it a point that if I ever ask that, I am prepared to buckle down for a serious conversation on how someone is really feeling or doing, whether the answer is positive or negative.
-I also DESPISE "how was work" but probably because I have never worked a job I was passionate about, so to me, that question always registers as the most boring, shallow thing someone can ask me. My heart plummets like that skeleton Pippin knocks over in Lord of the Rings, echoing down the dark chambers of my chest into a dank and bitter abyss.)

I am a German-Irish American mutt, (my German side comes from Küchen, and my Irish side has professional horse thieves), I stan potatoes and apples, Latin Mass FTW, I always draw myself in what I’m wearing at the moment, and my secret is I'm Always Angry.