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Isuzu-san β Pokemon Life Lessons
Published: 2007-08-02 14:35:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 36772; Favourites: 644; Downloads: 1199
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It's true.I mean, seriously. What kind of children's game teaches kids to talk to strangers and except gifts from them and to break into other peoples houses to rifle through their trash looking for TM's or rare candy?
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LOL, but I really do love Pokemon games (I'm working on Diamond right now on my spankin' new DS Lite! XD) But I think their moral compass is kind of short...
Sorry I couldn't find a way to make it funnier (I was at my grandparents' house when I drew it, and their senile ways were sucking the creativity out from me)
I was going to add this as part of the 100 art theme challenge, but maybe I'll wait until something else comes up ^_^
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XD indeed! remides me from "super effective"
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So true, but then again I started thinking the Pokemon universe works in a way different from out own...
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But Rowan's awesome. I'd trust him in a lot of things except for money (I don't want him to buy too much Rage Candy Bars. 
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lol I've been playing pokemon for 5 years now and I just realised xD Yeah its true!! xD
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don't forget - it also teaches going into the house of strangers - everytime the door is not locked - because there could be something for you
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He even has the moustache o.o
It even teaches that taking medicine from strangers hiding in tall grass can be helpful......
Trust me, trying to make medical powder from leaves that look like THAT is not a good idea......
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Earthbound does you canfind a hamburger in the trash and eat it
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Pokemon teaches parents that letting your kid go on a dangerous life long adventure that may or may not kill them, and have them go off without adult supervision...
oh yeah, and animal fighting...
and grown people harassing children...
and child endangerment...
Well at least it doesn't have grown ups stealing from kids...
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I don't think they even have a moral compass. XD
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I think the pokemon world is probably extremely different than our world is and it probably isn't understood correctly. I'm not saying that making animals fight is actually good thing i'm just saying that the pokemon world may have reasons for what is has. Pokemon batling probably isn't animal abuse and keeping them in pokeballs actually wouldn't make them hungry, but rather keep them in a habitat where they like it and can survive. When it comes to comparing the pokemon world to ours and how we would percieve things in the pokemon world and games personally, you would need to explain a lot but all that really shouldn't matter in pokemon because its an awesome game and anime.
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Precisely, I think for some reason the Pokemon world would be more peaceful with very little crime.
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Pokemon gotta enslave em all inside a tiny little ball
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Hahahahaha, there are more things like that XDD
You can go gambling in most of the games (before they censored it lol)
Drug abuse: Protein, Carbon, Iron,... to boost the fighting skills and stuff.
And when you catch a wild PokΓ©mon... who says it doesn't have any family to take care of? Maybe it just wanted to find some food for the kids and then it never returns? X'D
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Also forgot to metion the game corners as number 4: its okay if youre underage, you can still gamble.
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OTHER USEFUL THINGS THIS GAME TEACHES YOU:
1.it is possible to capture giant dragons with legendary powers capable of KILLING YOU.
2.it is possible to catch a 1000 pound whale with a fishing pole.
3.whenever you see a criminal gang or a certain rival with red hair, the first thing you should do is go straight to their leader or to said rival and challenge them even if they are stronger and smarter and the cops can handle them.
Ive always laughed at how impossible all this stuff is.
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XD i have a dsi an im hopin to get that awsome new pokemon black an white man! gettin a dsi action replay out of boredom soon.
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This is awesome! You've got to wonder about these games...but being a virtual delinquent adds to the fun! XD
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That's true! At least it's not teaching kids to break jars in other people's homes or torment their chickens.
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hey how are you soposed to make friends without talking to strangers?
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Like letting your ten year-old daughter explore the region unsupervised, and wearing a skirt no ten year-old should be wearing.
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thanks to you I play Pokemon Platinum again....right now I'm at the Professors house. When you look into the refrigerator, It says: "Mhh! The refrigerator is full of sweets!"
So, now its shure, Rowan is a pedophil (or something like that)
In the german version of Pearl it's:
"Mh, der KΓΌhlschrank ist voller SΓΌΓigkeiten, lecker!"
I think thats in every language the same thing >.<
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Pokemon taught me stealing is OK is I kill the kids Dog/Cat/Mouse/Bat first!
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That's why you feed it to the pokemon.
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It's ok to mug trainers. Since you KO'd their Pokemon, you can just take their money. Don't worry, apparently guns and knives don't exist.
Also don't worry about Team Rocket/Maga/Aqua/Galactic/Whatever... despite them constantly sounding dangerous, they'd never think of just killing a child.. that's apparently illegal. XD
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I know its kinda wierd, like : "Heres a Watch!" And your just standing thier like 
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So True!
There's Alot That They Do Like Send Your Kid Out In Life At 10 Years Old! 
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I've been thinking about this ever since I picked up Special Pikachu Edition like forever ago.
"OH I FOUND CANDY ON THE GROUND! *gives to Dragonair*"
Great point. Rofl worthy.
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LOL So true. I love the look on Dawn's face
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