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Itachi-Roxas In reply to BigMacSama [2017-09-13 03:08:01 +0000 UTC]

[Thank you]

2017 Louie- A golden magikarp worth millions?! AND I DONT EVEN HAVE TO DO ANYTHING?! COUNT ME IN!!

2017 Huey- *to 2017 Louie* Remember last time that boneheaded jerk Hater tricked you and Eddy into fighting over that "golden jawbreaker of infinite power"? 

Who cares?! This fish might be worth even more moolah!!

*to 2017 huey* They never learn, do they? *sighs*

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BigMacSama In reply to Itachi-Roxas [2017-09-13 16:11:04 +0000 UTC]

 Gee, I'll say. This is nothing compared to when I worked for Darkwing Duck after I moved to St. Canard after Ducktales ended.
 Good lord Death help us...
 This is even better than the time we did a crossover with Juniper Lee, Jake Long & their friends when they got stuck in this universe.  
*Then Grunkle Stan and Scrooge McDuck fight over the gold magikarps in a cloud fight*
 Well good thing you did move to St Canard and became part of the Justice Ducks.
 I'll say.
 *in a cloak* Well now that those fools are taken care of, I'm gonna take the rest of the real deals and use them for enough loot to rule this goddam world.
*plops them in a armored truck with a huge aquarium inside and drives off without a trace*
While they try to take the spray-painted fakes for themselves. Like taking candy from a baby!
*Evil laughter*

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Itachi-Roxas In reply to BigMacSama [2017-09-14 05:39:39 +0000 UTC]

Lord Hater- You sir, are a GENIUS!!

2017 Flintheart- Agreed, lad!

2017 Louie- Awwwwwww man! I totally wanted one of those million dollar fishes!!

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BigMacSama In reply to Itachi-Roxas [2017-09-14 06:01:37 +0000 UTC]

Stick with me, Lord Hater. And I'll teach you everything on how to be an evil villain overload in no time!
 Let's roll, Negaduck...
*They dash off to negaduck's universe*
 UH OH!
 Where's Gizmoduck when you need him to defeat that Lord Hater jerk?
 Ah Forget him, wait until they evolve on those tyrants.
 Indeed they'll in for a surprise shortly
*Then they hear them scream in agony as the fish evolve and roar in rage*
 *to the fourth wall on Mabel's arms* This shouldn't happen to ducks and skeletons, but in case, we'll make it an exception.
 What a loser my semi-cousin of mine! Nyehehehehehehehehehehe!!! 
 Seriously? 
 *sighs* I'll get the spaceship to come get Lord Hater...
*walks off* 

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Itachi-Roxas In reply to BigMacSama [2017-09-14 23:19:15 +0000 UTC]

*voice of john dimaggio* Guess we're havin' duck tonight, boys!!

*voice of Kevin Michael Richardson* Good thing i bought tons of szechaun sauce today!!

This isn't good...

Nice dragons... *nervous laugh* you wouldn't want to eat me, cuz i'm nothin' but bon-- *gets snapped at by gyrados* YAAAAAGH!!

Welp, they're BONED!! *laughs*

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BigMacSama In reply to Itachi-Roxas [2017-09-15 06:15:34 +0000 UTC]

Serves them right for trying to flirt with me in front of Toon boy.
   We know the feeling...

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Itachi-Roxas In reply to BigMacSama [2017-09-17 14:44:53 +0000 UTC]

Heyyyy thar, hot mommas!! *clicks tongue*

Terry McGee- I call dibs on the blonde one!

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BigMacSama In reply to Itachi-Roxas [2017-09-17 22:34:02 +0000 UTC]

*flares up her energy beams* BACK OFF, CREEPS!!!
*throws it at them like Zuko on a bad day*
 Ha, and I thought I had it bad with Aang and the crew. 
I'll say. But at least it's better than Ron Stoppable trying to take down Pizzatropolis.
Pizzatropolis is the best!
 So much better than that disgusting Bueno Taco place that got destroyed by the evil pink ooze monster, Dr. Megatox.
Dr. Megatox: *voice of Jim Cummings's version of both Dr. Julian Ivo Robotnik and Negaduck* And it was worth it! Come at me, Ronnie boy. Oh wait, you can't cuz I'm highly hazardous to touch by humans who are weak against my flesh-eating toxic ooze body.
*laughs evilly, sinisterly and maniacally*
Wow, you really are the evil equivalent to Avatar Takeru and Toon Man combined.
* * YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
*throws a ton of random shit at Dr. Megatox, but it only evaporates into dust inside his toxic slime-inducing ooze body*

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Itachi-Roxas In reply to BigMacSama [2017-10-22 02:56:30 +0000 UTC]

Megatox: *not amused face* Are you done?

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BigMacSama In reply to Itachi-Roxas [2017-10-22 05:50:15 +0000 UTC]

I'd say he's tired.
*Shows him passing out*
Dr. Megatox: Well, now that's done...lemme get into something more comfortable
*turns on machine as it now transports his brain pattern to a fully complete 80 foot tall GIGANTIC Emperor Metallix version of Mack in Black & Red coats of paint sprayed on it, and then the megatox goo body gets sucked into its energy source, powering it up by infinite power of kryptonian crystal energy and liquid metal combined with futuristic year of 2775's Nano-technology inside its titanium iron alloy body's abdomen. Then his new body's eyes light up and becomes fully operational that its able to hover its throne altogether*
*squees in excitement* Oh-ho dude, that's so-
*gets laser blasted into chunks of meat by Megatox's new body*
Megatox: For now on, just call me EMPEROR MEGATOX! The King of All Metallix!
*Laughs evilly and maniacally as the dark clouds boom in dramatic effects of thunder & lightning*
*gets up recovered* hey KP, did we-OH MY GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS THAT?!?!
*hides behind Kim in cowardice*
That's the most gigantic evil...thing on earth and-
*sees her tattoo on her lower back saying "Mack" on a huge reddish pink heart and everything*
Say, where did you get that tattoo?
Mack: Oh trust me, that was one night ago when I was wanting to help get her a adorable tattoo like the rest of the girls I've dated, but she was eager to make that one a thing.
 Aha! I knew you had a huge crush on him this whole time! Weird, I always thought Shego was his type.
Mack: She is, that's why she's a better badass one on her butt.
*smacks it real hard and flirtatiously*
Booyakasha...
And it was worth it last night on our date too.

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Itachi-Roxas In reply to SeviYummy [2017-09-13 03:08:53 +0000 UTC]

Also gotta love magikarp jump

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SeviYummy In reply to Itachi-Roxas [2017-09-13 03:59:39 +0000 UTC]

Of course!    

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