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RAAAAAWWWRRRRR!!!!

You want to know the fastest way to get this dead nasty look on this face when I'm not in the ring? MESS UP MY FOOD PLANS!!! Back as a college student, once I was dead set on enjoying some nice sushi and udon noodles at my favorite Japanese place. While I was driving, I had one joker in the car say, "Hey, why don't we go to Mickey D's instead?" I turned down the radio and literally snarled, "You either get the hell out of my car right now and start walking, or it's gonna be your funeral today. I'm not stopping the car, so you'd better get ready to drop and roll, punkass."

Well, the boisterous laughter had died down in the car, and then the twatter started his own nervous laughter, "It was just a joke, Jess! Jeez!” 🙄😒 Yeah, whatever. Oh, by the way, this guy turned out to be one of my exes. I should have known from that day we weren't gonna make it! 😤😑

Moral of the story: Don't come between JessGorilla and her food!!!!

And thanks, Mr. Chupa666 for finding something that shows the PRIMAL side of Jessi!!!

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RAAAAAWWWRRRRR!!!!

You want to know the fastest way to get this dead nasty look on this face when I'm not in the ring? MESS UP MY FOOD PLANS!!! Back as a college student, once I was dead set on enjoying some nice sushi and udon noodles at my favorite Japanese place. While I was driving, I had one joker in the car say, "Hey, why don't we go to Mickey D's instead?" I turned down the radio and literally snarled, "You either get the hell out of my car right now and start walking, or it's gonna be your funeral today. I'm not stopping the car, so you'd better get ready to drop and roll, punkass."

Well, the boisterous laughter had died down in the car, and then the twatter started his own nervous laughter, "It was just a joke, Jess! Jeez!” 🙄😒 Yeah, whatever. Oh, by the way, this guy turned out to be one of my exes. I should have known from that day we weren't gonna make it! 😤😑

Moral of the story: Don't come between JessGorilla and her food!!!!

And thanks, Mr. Chupa666 for finding something that shows the PRIMAL side of Jessi!!!