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1. That's not a spike. A spike is what they pound into railroad ties. What's in her chest is basically a psychic antenna/organ that's packed with blood vessels.
2. Some of us would like to win her heart and not bang her body, thank you.
3. Writing bad pervy fanfiction is way easier than writing good romance fanfiction, so there's a lot more of it. Trust me - we're sick of the horny idiots who should be banned from going near a keyboard.
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for an emotion pokemon, it must suck trying to give one a hug
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Sorry to ruin your creepy pokephilliac fetish but gardevoirs do not have breasts. They can also be both male and female.
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I have a gardevoir (yes it's female perverts) and I have a wild imagination so I pretend mine is a goth loner emo type person
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Well I have a delphox and pretend it's 36 feet tall and knows judgement
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It's not furry if it LOOKS like a human... right?
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*SIGH* shut up Zion...
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Gardevoir comes from the way a knight looks. (MALE!) *furry*
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Gardies are apparently inspired of magical knights as well as guardian angels, cue their "androgynous" appearance. (It's japanese name Sirknight doesn't use "sir" as in "mister", but a title of nobility, at least from what i know)
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You must not know what a furry is.
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I know what a furry IS. It's just with Gardevoir, you have a CREATURE that looks like a human, so it's hard to say if that's furry or not.
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Furries are humanoid animals
Gardevoir is a humanoid animal/spirit/whatever
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It really bugs me that there are so many pictures of Gardevoir being raped or sexually harassed. The male Gardevoirs are lucky
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well not really. imagine being mistaken for a girl your whole life?
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id hate it if i was a male gardevoir and everyone thought i was a girl.
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thats what i wasw trying to say.
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it means i got nothin to say.
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And that's why Gallade was created!
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oh my gosh, these are just hilarious ! XD me laughing so hard right now !!
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What. the fuck. Because I'm curious about everything against my will i began reading that and immediatly left. Whoever wrote it is so broken inside that i wouldn't be surprised if they murdered a school full of children and then killed themselves.
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................................................................sure wynaut?
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Your complaint about getting all we know about this from fanfics is valid. I do wonder why Gardevoir suffers like that, more than any other Pokemon. I seriously want to see a story where some lech tries to get it on with his subservient monster gal only to get sucked into one of the mini black holes Gardevoir can apparently create.
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Brb writing a fanfic which will make people think its about gardy and an ugly mofo doing it, then ugly mofo gets killed
Just for lolz and hate comments from gardy fanboys
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I...
I want to write that story.
I want this honor.
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Nothing stopping you, go ahead
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The spike? No problem! It's the fact that 25% of the race is male that i'm worried about
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You do realize some people dislike Gallade right? As for gen 3 , ralts is very rare so , its not smart to try to catch again just for gender unless the nature is terrible.
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Hold your effing horses there, i didn't say jack shit about Gallade or about catching Ralts. I was simply making a joke about what he said regarding the spike between her boobs and people still wanting to screw her, savvy?
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Aw what's wrong with male gardevoirs. :c
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they look like females. Having a pokemon of a gender that looks like a different gender is, eww, strange. Like, having a Female torterra or a male lopuny.
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'look like females' Except females and males don't all look the same. I think you mean't 'feminine'
It's not eww or strange at all. That's pretty sexist.
How the fuck does a torterra look male, just because it's big and bulky?
I guess you think all elephants and rhinos in real life are male then.
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Pokemon and real life are completly different. And im not sexist just because i think that a pokemon looks like a male/female. It's Just my opnion. If i see a gardevoir, i'd ask myself, "whats her name?" and then i discover that it's a male, i'd be like, "WTF, its looks so girly and its a man?" anyway, it's just MY reaction, and this is completly diferent from being sexist. Being sexist is thinking that mans have more rights than womans.
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"Pokemon and real life are completly different."
A lot are based off real life animals. If you have sexist views on pokemon, what
kind of views do you have on real life people? I wonder what you think of men in dresses or bodybuilder women.
"If i see a gardevoir, i'd ask myself, "whats her name?" and then i discover that it's a male, i'd be like, "WTF, its looks so girly and its a man?"
Because gardevoir has a 50/50 gender ratio you idiot. So not all of them are going to be female.
Also it's pretty sexist to think all women should be feminine and all men should be masculine.
"Being sexist is thinking that mans have more rights than womans."
Wrong. Sexism applies to both men and women and isn't just to do with rights.
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"A lot are based off real life animals."
That's right. they're BASED in animals, and they're not animals, they're pokemon. Lillipup, is BASED on a dog, it isn't a dog.
"If you have sexist views on pokemon, what kind of views do you have on real life people?"
Dude... do you think that i have the same thoughts for real life and pokemon? Obviously not! Pokemon is made for kids (but most players are adults/teens), so i let my "childish" side act. In real life, diferently from you (who's calling me idiot), i respect others and i'm mature.
"it's pretty sexist to think all women should be feminine and all men should be masculine."
they don't need to be. but, in my opnion, it's strange. but, let them be, it's their problem, not mine's, i'll keep my opnion to myself.
In the last one, you're right, it aplyes to both genders, but i was just making my sentence a litle bit shorter. Yeah, sexism isn't just rights, i know there's opnion in it, too, but c'mon, you asked for opnion, i gave it.
Well, lets stop this pointless argmument, i think that everybody here haves better things to do. And, JHALLpokemon's pics are for fun, keep it in the comments.
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