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Published: 2009-06-26 08:37:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 2492; Favourites: 28; Downloads: 87
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Description an old character of mine i revisited .

jack asstronaught, the most badass smart as in the galaxy! working on a variation of his armor. i wanted to stray away from my more generic space armor and keep it retro with rubberized sleeves and an older look. the previous owner of the armor took some mean rounds too the lower abdomen and after an agonizing death; was relieved of it by our donkonian friend.

the lights on his throat represent the greenium grade nano-bots he's chosen to amplify his toughness with. bluenium nano-bots are a lot better at quickly healing up a blaster wound but that comes at a cost, and jack has been known to skimp on his own protection to save a couple of bucks.

basically his back story is that the galaxy gets stagnant. and once it gets stagnant it starts to rot. and that sucks, so the galaxy panics and sends out a doombolt, striking jack while he was in the middle of a collect call.

once hit by the doom bolt you are totally boned. the universe starts throwing things at you like you're a big crap magnet; everything from space wars to alien kidnappings. this is great for mixing the galaxy back up but pretty lousy for our pal jack.

he's still got his sonic pistol in this one and he's got a hankerin' to shoot him some space fly!
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Comments: 6

SSZag1 [2010-01-30 00:12:04 +0000 UTC]

Personally I think this guy looks like a complete jackass.

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jouste In reply to SSZag1 [2010-01-30 18:55:56 +0000 UTC]

excellent.

good to know you feel that way about him ;D

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bringerzl [2009-06-26 21:31:15 +0000 UTC]

You sly dog, I see what you did thar

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jouste In reply to bringerzl [2009-06-26 23:57:20 +0000 UTC]

i'm a pretty crafty guy when i'm off the booze

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OatmealCookies [2009-06-26 17:53:34 +0000 UTC]

Jack Asstronaught?
That is a brilliant name.

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jouste In reply to OatmealCookies [2009-06-26 18:16:49 +0000 UTC]

thanks!

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