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KUZUM!Hahaha...
Kuzum originally was a typo of Kuzu and somehow it became a drink with many tastes...like strawberry >_>;
uh..I suck at panels? I made that yesterday at 3 AM or so after my mum poked me off the GC ;_;
FEAR ITACHI'S MIGHTY OOC FACE OF DOOM!
Kuzum=Kakuzu+cum -shotshotshot-
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Wow, just wow! Itachi's face is just magnificent!
First, he would sell Kuzum on the street.
Being so good, he would obviously be promoted to big boss at HQ.
The Nations would succumb each after the other to Kazum.... and then the world shall belong to Itachi! >
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AND TO KAKUZU XD -shot- <3
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TRUE! Let's not forget Kakuzu, as he is the genious-mind behind all of this!
But beware of the competition! I've heard a new product came out to take out Kazum!
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WHAT?
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT HIDAN!CUM ALREADY? -shotshotshot-
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Yes, I already heard about that one..... but I'm talking about something much much worst.....
Something that really could destroy all hopes for Kazum!
Do you know what I'm talking about?!?! O_O!
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uh...no?
TELL MEEEEEEEEEE!
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The product is still in production stage.... so it's name's still secret... or just plain unknown.....
But ONE thing is sure.... It was made by Jinchuuriki inc! -Shot-
They truly are dangerous! O_O!
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...CURSE YOU JINCHUURIKI INC. D:
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We need a plan to take them out instead of just cursing them! A curse is too WEAK! D=
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yeahbut....CURSING ALWAYS WORKS D:
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so.... you're saying the curse Orochimaru put on Sasuke worked like it was supposed to?
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hummm... I see....
Well, lets curse WHILE we're destroying Jinchuuriki inc! 8D
I say we put laxatives in their new product! Or aphrodisiacs! Or we kill all of the executive chefs! : D
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what about just killing EVERYONE there? O:
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hummmm... BRILLIANT IDEA! 8D
*Takes out weapon of massive destruction*
Let it rain blood over the Jinchuuriki inc. HQ! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH -shot-
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Suigetsu and I will take two!!
*loves all over Itachi's ooc face*
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lol
if that were a real drink i'd buy it all the time xDD
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GOOD gal
Kakuzu would love thee c:
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xDD
i could see Kakuzu selling the stuf
and having Hidan work for free doing avertisment >:B
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of course XD
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But i think Hidan would curse too much xD
"Buy this F***ing drink!" >:C
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isn't that a good thing? D:
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DD: considering what TV staion it's on
xDD
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D: ITACHI'S OOC FACE SCARES ME ALMOST AS MUCH AS SASORI'S DOES.
But.
He WOULD be good for advertising things c: It WORKS I want some Kuzum.
Though I might want it because ah... YEAH.
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xD
Well...I bet Itachi would be an awesome actor c:
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Hnnnnnn. Drink... I remember this one time I drank strawberry soda and ended up breakin an arm... o.o
Um... is slave labor accepted?
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...just.....how?
sure?
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KUZUM.
I LIKE IT. D|
HAHAH ITACHI LOOKS SO EVIL, I'M LOVIN' IT.
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LMAO!! You are my hero. Itachi was MADE for these kinds of commercials.
Kakuzu must've been behind this, no?
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HOORAY I'M A HERO!
Of course Kuzu was >>
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KAKUZU I SHALT GIVE YOU ALL MY MONEH IN CHANGE FOR YOUR DELICOUS DRINK!
Itachi is one creepy smiling guy, Kisame wohnt get any sleep tonight D:
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do you think Kisame gets sleep AT ALL? D:
ZOMFG CAN I HAVE SOME OF YOURS THEN?
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I guess not... -feels bad for shark face- :c
OF COARSE! -throws Kuzum through laptop screen... TO GERMANY-
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HOORAY! MY SAVIOR! -clings to teh Kuzum and licks thee thankfully-
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Oh no itachi is smiling! Whoah! Gotta get that Kuzum..even though I'm not sure i'd drink it
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RUN WHLIE IT ONLY COSTS 3,50! -shot-
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omg! *spends all her money* XD I hope it has Kakuzu on the label! XD
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of course its kakuzu. havent you asked yourself where that name comes from...?
(she said it was a typing mistake, but secretly it was a freudian slip of kakuzu and cum, im too sure about it...! D: )
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SHUSH YOU! No one must know about this -pimpslap-
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owned, bitch!
(wenns niemand weiΓ verkΓ€uft es sich doch nur halb so gut...
...
sag mal! junger padawayne, was erlaubt ihr euch?!
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(stimmt...arbeitest du jetzt schon an ner marketing strategie? xD=
es tut mir Leid Meister. -harakiri begeh-
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das lΓ€uft wie von selbst, wenn mans nur ein bisschen ankurbelt...
nanana, junger padawayne...diese form des selbstmords steht nur hΓΆherrangigen zeichnernaturen zu...
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(stimmt, alle wollen KUZUM xD)
...ja....aber was soll ich denn dann machen? D:
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ka...iss alle deine bleistifte! D:
(kuzum ist UNSER!)
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...aber die schmecken nich >_>
ich kΓΆnnte wieder bis um 3 wach bleiben und um 6 aufstehen, das wΓΌrde mich killen lD
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mach ketchup dran...oder senf. senf ist gut...
wirklich? ich schlafe durchschnittlich 3 stunden pro nacht und es funktioniert trotzdem...
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ja, aber wenn ich des mache schlafe ich noch in der schule ein X_x
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