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Keluuu — Orkish Filozofy

Published: 2009-01-17 20:02:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 2732; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 22
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Description Pardon my orkish.

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Translation for those not accustomed with greenskin kultur:
1. "I think, therefore I use my superior strenght and size to achieve overwhelming victory over my adversaries."
2. "I think, therefore I fine-tune my guns to achieve optimal RPM, flatness and stopping power. Also noise."
3. "I run, therefore I am."
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Comments: 19

Dragon101k [2013-11-26 18:11:10 +0000 UTC]

Ciekawe tylko jak nazywałby się orczy filozof...Chyba że każdy ork jest flozofem!

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Lexicanum3 In reply to Dragon101k [2015-08-13 07:13:34 +0000 UTC]

Orkimedes?

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Dragon101k In reply to Lexicanum3 [2015-08-13 08:55:27 +0000 UTC]

No! Orkrates.

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notchthegreat [2012-06-19 17:37:15 +0000 UTC]

yep that about sums them up

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KlinkHammer [2011-03-12 12:14:45 +0000 UTC]

'ow verbose

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Jesseearlswift [2011-03-10 09:30:40 +0000 UTC]

I stomp, defo' I's killy -killa kan
Is red, defo's I's FASTA!! -trukk driver
I's sneaky, defo I's Morky -Kommando

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thrall89 [2009-12-29 06:38:17 +0000 UTC]

"I'z Mean, derfor I'z Green!"

"I'z big, derfor I'm da boss!"

"I WAAAAAAGH!, Derfor I'z an ork!"

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schnappie [2009-07-06 13:55:56 +0000 UTC]

Gretchin: I iz cuz I'z fud so I'z runnin' so I iz!

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Psycho-social [2009-05-07 16:35:44 +0000 UTC]

I'z Finkin I i'z no imposster O.o what my callidus assasin said to the greenskin "tougho" commander last game >.< was epic lulz

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Kaos111 [2009-02-20 19:16:07 +0000 UTC]

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Beserk06 [2009-01-29 23:46:24 +0000 UTC]

I'z Finkin' Blasta, Defo' I iz!

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Juskan [2009-01-21 12:02:52 +0000 UTC]

Crazy Green Xeno.

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MisterScourge [2009-01-18 09:57:22 +0000 UTC]

I don't understand much Orkish and I doubt you don't either.

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Keluuu In reply to MisterScourge [2009-01-18 10:27:39 +0000 UTC]

Lemme translate, then:
1. "I think, therefore I use my superior strenght and size to achieve overwhelming victory over my adversaries."
2. "I think, therefore I fine-tune my guns to achieve optimal RPM, flatness and stopping power. Also noise."
3. "I run, therefore I am."

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MisterScourge In reply to Keluuu [2009-01-18 15:30:29 +0000 UTC]

LOLZ.

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EliteInSkirt [2009-01-18 04:04:03 +0000 UTC]

Orkses were always good wif fil... file... filoso... FOR THINKIN' GOOD YA GIT!

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Keluuu In reply to EliteInSkirt [2009-01-18 10:32:12 +0000 UTC]

WAAAGH!

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EliteInSkirt In reply to Keluuu [2009-01-19 02:24:29 +0000 UTC]

I WAAAGH, 'derefor I iz.

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mrbubbles8 [2009-01-17 21:35:03 +0000 UTC]

lol orks are so funny when they talk

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