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StarDust176 In reply to ??? [2017-04-12 16:14:20 +0000 UTC]

Take your bullcrap somewhere else please.

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Ghastasaur In reply to ??? [2015-02-01 20:36:42 +0000 UTC]

dude.ย 
i have read like- a billion of these types of messages. obviously, i am not dead. i didn't break the chain.

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Huskeygirl3 [2014-01-27 23:12:10 +0000 UTC]

Poor guy...

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kuroitenshi13 [2013-10-24 22:29:59 +0000 UTC]

It did hurt, makes me proud though that I got all the japanese. ย XD ย This comic is a hoot now that I'm finally getting the time to read it.

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SuperSamVision [2013-09-20 23:48:42 +0000 UTC]

Chekov's girlfriend is Irina Galliulin?

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DoomTay [2013-06-29 16:04:31 +0000 UTC]

I'll bet the iffy grammar caused the ship's translator to not function properly

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QAtheAuthoress [2013-06-29 01:29:03 +0000 UTC]

Poor Sulu. XD The last panel and line killed me.

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IllegalSympathy [2013-05-29 22:56:52 +0000 UTC]

I understood "Kebin Boruko" and "Suponsaa"

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Retro7 [2013-05-29 15:32:26 +0000 UTC]

I don't even know honorifics (well a few) but I can sympathize with Sulu.

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xXObscuraXx [2013-05-23 00:34:53 +0000 UTC]

XDDDDDDD

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PewterKat [2013-05-21 02:56:27 +0000 UTC]

Dejected Sulu. XD

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Fire-Ninja-Yamakaza [2013-05-16 20:07:49 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I hate those people too. I don't know much Japanese now but I do know what honorifics a woman should use and which ones not to

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SchwarzerRitter [2013-04-26 18:18:24 +0000 UTC]

Sulu, you brought a katana to a gunfight.
It is not like you have any dignity left.

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Rubixa-Seraph In reply to SchwarzerRitter [2013-06-21 13:40:58 +0000 UTC]

In his defense though, without that katana, he could have been stuck still tangled and tethered down by that parachute until he fell into the drill.

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SchwarzerRitter In reply to Rubixa-Seraph [2013-06-21 14:50:10 +0000 UTC]

Maybe I am remembering it wrong, but the tangled guy was a redshirt and died short after cutting the ropes anyway.
Sulu dropped his phaser. Then he takes a katana handle out of his pocket which assembles itself into a full katana.

He never used a katana is the series.

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Rubixa-Seraph In reply to SchwarzerRitter [2013-06-21 15:30:19 +0000 UTC]

Just in case we're confusing each other, I am talking about the 2009 reboot. (highly doubt we're talking about something else, but, just in case, LOL.)


The red-shirt was named Olson or something like that, and he died by pull his parachute open too late, got caught and drawn into the drill.ย 


Kirk made a successful landing and was able to withdraw his parachute.ย 


Sulu, however, was shot at in mid-air, and his course was disrupted due to the holes in his parachute. I do believe he ended up tangled somewhere or somehow when he landed and was getting dragged to the edge of the platform when he assembled that Katana and cut himself free.


Of course, I'm no android, don't take my word completely. Maybe we ought to use this excuse to just re-watch the movie, hah-hah.ย 


And I haven't watched TOS all the way, but on the other hand, I can easily believe you that he never used a katana in the series. He said he did fencing...and fencing is not done with katanas, LOL.

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SchwarzerRitter In reply to Rubixa-Seraph [2013-06-21 22:25:24 +0000 UTC]

Your version is probably more accurate.

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Rubixa-Seraph In reply to SchwarzerRitter [2013-06-21 22:48:15 +0000 UTC]

Ah-hah-hah, well, I try.

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MetalixK In reply to SchwarzerRitter [2013-05-09 08:43:40 +0000 UTC]

Actually, depending on the rules of the setting he's in he's probably in better shape to win than anyone with phasers. Most Anime worlds would bend over backwards to ensure he wins.

Unless he's in Afro Samurai. Then his chances fall to about 50/50.

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SchwarzerRitter In reply to MetalixK [2013-05-09 09:35:47 +0000 UTC]

He did it in the movie.

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DancingOnMars [2013-04-23 00:11:18 +0000 UTC]

Sue hurts my brain..... WHYYYY..... Of course, I have no soul, so at least that wasn't damaged!

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Strudel--Cutie4427 [2013-04-22 11:45:50 +0000 UTC]

Yaoi yaoi kawaii Sue yaoi yaoi buttsecks!

((Sorry, I just couldn't resist that))

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goodbyemoon [2013-04-22 10:48:33 +0000 UTC]

As someone who is learning Japanese I can honestly say that I cringed. Especially the first part where she's trying to introduce herself.

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Strudel--Cutie4427 In reply to goodbyemoon [2013-04-22 11:46:12 +0000 UTC]

oh jeez... what did she say >.<

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goodbyemoon In reply to Strudel--Cutie4427 [2013-04-27 12:13:29 +0000 UTC]

She mixed up her introduction and introduced herself as male. Also called Sulu, teacher Sulu (Sulu corrects her in the next panel).

The next part I think she is saying this show is brought to you by Teikyou. I'm still learning so I'm not really sure.

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ChildofAura In reply to goodbyemoon [2013-05-01 00:40:54 +0000 UTC]

What I learned from someone at the Interrobang page is that she said something along the lines of "This is sponsored by Clare Moseley and Kevin Bolk." It was meant to be a humorous reference.

Thank goodness for the person on Interrobang, because I don't speak a shred of Japanese anyways.

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Strudel--Cutie4427 In reply to goodbyemoon [2013-04-27 12:22:24 +0000 UTC]

No wonder he was so horrorfied

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ShmoryGilmore [2013-04-21 18:00:27 +0000 UTC]

Chekov's girlfriend is suspiciously subtle and unnoticed by the others <.<
I can feel Sulu's pain

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MetalixK In reply to ShmoryGilmore [2013-05-09 08:47:33 +0000 UTC]

Her subtlety and ability to go unnoticed are the main reasons why I'm convinced she's NOT a Sue. No Sue can go this long without being the center of EVERYONE'S attention. Add in the consistant eyes and common hair color, and I'd actually be shocked to find out otherwise.

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DTJB [2013-04-20 23:14:32 +0000 UTC]

That sense of accomplishment when I understood all of panel 5 without double checking.

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flubbersaurus [2013-04-20 20:56:48 +0000 UTC]

Oh god it's so true.

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anime1999 [2013-04-20 20:26:59 +0000 UTC]

nice

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DNA-The-Authoress [2013-04-19 17:46:22 +0000 UTC]

Oh my word... ow, I think my eyes and ears are bleeding... He really needs a hug...

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AssemblerOfSouls [2013-04-19 15:34:43 +0000 UTC]

XD I cracked up when she used the cliche sponsor line!

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Youryuu-Ren [2013-04-18 19:55:24 +0000 UTC]

Dear internet,
I'm reading Sulu's lines in George Takei's voice... Is this normal?

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namida009 In reply to Youryuu-Ren [2013-04-18 22:44:35 +0000 UTC]

You are not alone.

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Youryuu-Ren In reply to namida009 [2013-04-18 23:18:45 +0000 UTC]

Good, just checking.

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garsedj In reply to Youryuu-Ren [2013-04-18 20:57:38 +0000 UTC]

oh my !

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Youryuu-Ren In reply to garsedj [2013-04-18 23:19:01 +0000 UTC]

Yup.

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zXSeiyaXz411 [2013-04-18 15:58:11 +0000 UTC]

Ok, I've been trying to learn Japanese on my own for quite some time... and that... made no sense.

Can someone PLEASE tell me what in the SAM-HECK she was saying? ._.

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AkiraKeoro In reply to zXSeiyaXz411 [2013-04-18 17:29:37 +0000 UTC]

I understand half of it but that's because I had a friend who spoke like this. I taught her how to speak somewhat accurate Japanese now though. I understand the 4th and 5th pannal but not the 7th.

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zXSeiyaXz411 In reply to AkiraKeoro [2013-04-22 15:15:42 +0000 UTC]

Anything you can translate is okay by me. Because I just got... soooo lost ^^"

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AkiraKeoro In reply to zXSeiyaXz411 [2013-04-22 23:55:18 +0000 UTC]

Basicly she is saying "Hi" "I(mail form) am Anna Mae Sue (she forgot to switch her name)" Replace this with ใŠใชใพใ„ใฏ (insert her name with the last name first here)ใงใ™ใ€‚onamai-wa (I forget if I am spelling this right) Sue Annadesu. (I am not shure with middle names) "Nice to meet you!" "The Marval Universe is Cute!" "Hi (polite version) Sulu Teacher"

The rest isn't very clear to me. Maybe she is talking about some Anime. If she is she isn't useing the "to see" verb ่ฆ‹ใพใ™ or ่ฆ‹ใ‚‹ใ€€"ใฟใพใ™ or ใฟใ‚‹" "Mimasu miru" or mention the word ใƒ†ใƒชใƒ“ "teribi" or ใ‚ขใƒ‹ใƒก "anime" at the end she says good bye. I'm suprized she didn't sayใ€€ใƒใ‚คใƒใ‚ค "BaiBai"

I know how to talk it but spelling in any language I am not good at...

Sorry if this is long and a lot of particular stuff. Also if some of this is wrong I am only in my second year of Japanese...

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zXSeiyaXz411 In reply to AkiraKeoro [2013-04-23 19:45:44 +0000 UTC]

At least I got some explanation, I have to learn Japanese on my own and its not easy considering I amm also learning French and Spanish (French becuase of Travel, Spanish because of Family, Japanese because its my heart's desire) so its a lot to work through. I'm good at Romanji, but not Kanji or Katakana.

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AkiraKeoro In reply to zXSeiyaXz411 [2013-04-23 19:50:07 +0000 UTC]

Can you read Hiragana? That and Katakana are the first two ones you might want to learn. Katakana and Kanji are the most popular to use but Hiragana is still useful for when you are trying to type in Japanese. All of the paticals like "boku/watashi-wa" Wa is a partical but because my typing program isn't working atm I cant show you what it looks like.

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zXSeiyaXz411 In reply to AkiraKeoro [2013-04-24 17:37:08 +0000 UTC]

I should be learning from you. The only other person I know to teach me is Hedemi and Kyoko. SO yea, I need help ^_^

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AkiraKeoro In reply to zXSeiyaXz411 [2013-04-24 17:46:48 +0000 UTC]

I would sugest finding a ๆ—ฅๆœฌ่ชžใฎๅ…ˆ็”Ÿ โ€ใซใปใ‚“ใ”ใฎใ›ใ‚“ใ›ใ„โ€ "Nihongo-no sensei" That is actually from Japan or has been to japan in the past. I am not a good teacher

By the way ๆ—ฅๆœฌ่ชž is the Japanese Language, ๆ—ฅๆœฌ is Japan, and ๅ…ˆ็”Ÿ is teacher. These are the first Kanji I learned. I would also suggest learning how to type in Japanese, it's not that hard you literally type "aiueo" to get ใ‚ใ„ใ†ใˆใŠ (the first few symbols in the hiragana "alphabet")

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Swordsman826 [2013-04-18 06:03:31 +0000 UTC]

Damn moon speak!

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ochaonomu [2013-04-18 04:16:04 +0000 UTC]

"That hurt my soul". Well-put.

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zetsubouzhainu [2013-04-18 02:11:29 +0000 UTC]

I always kinda mouth "goran no sponsor no teikyou de ookurishimasu" too.

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