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NOTICE: ('cause I didn't make it clear enough it seems) We DID read it. We read the first TWO books. We maintain our opinion.Inspired by a few other Anti-twilight comics popping up, [link]
and [link] Were the main ones.
This is a new one [link] but is well worth it!
we present the greatest horror of all.
We were at the Indiana Jones midnight showing (GO SEE IT!) Innocently watching the previews, when....it happened. The rest of the theater started laughing at us, because we did, in fact start screaming. And booing. Share in the terror.
EDIT
Shinga [link] did a wonderful thing.
She summarized Twilight for those of us who want to know what's going on, but would rather poke our eyes out with sharpened pencils than read it. As someone who HAS suffered through the book, now you don't have to read it! Instead read this chapter by chapter snark-fest! Better than the original, and shorter! 
[link]
Warning: Do not drink anything while reading this!
Also, [link] for another good laugh. Didn't you want to KNOW how many times Mary Sue references Edward's beauty?
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Comments: 912
How did you guys like the movie by the way this comic looks that you guys got scary of it and now you guys hate it or not but i think the comic make me funny because you make the best comic like the threaten watching the movie.
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Oh, we loved the movie. couldn't stop laughing! Funniest thing ever!
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this is the funniest thing i have ever read and see at the same time good work and Twilight lovers out there are going to be happy to know that they are making a very last movie for the Twilight sagas badly *Midnight Sun* look up The Twilight sagas on Face-Book they will have something about the new last final movie for Twilight.
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I might just be a Team Edward perosn who absolutly loves the Twilight series, but ROFL!
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We welcome all, as long as they are polite and love to laugh!
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Ok then, thanx for telling me
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i feel your pain,my friend got me to read a few chapters..............i am now scarred for life 0.o
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THere, there, the horror fades after a little, and you forget that it ever happened. (until the flashbacks)
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true..*curls into ball* not supposed to sparkle,not supposed to sparkle.....*goes on for hours*
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We'll have to agree to disagree.
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Yes. You might not have noticed...but it's a comic.
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i know but all my teachers have used comic sans so i fear it more than ever whenever i see it
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whether i agree to this extent or not does not change this from being hilarious!!!!
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Why thank you! Our main goal is to make people laugh!
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Gee. Thanks for the Spam. That link is for an ad.
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When I saw the Hunger Games with my Mom, there was a Twilight trailer and everyone started booing.
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That's because it's an awful series.
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actually the movie was very well done. and Suzane Collins did write the screenplay so that's a good sign. and they have a stellar cast.
\they did leave a few things out but it was more like how in lord of the rings they cut some stuff out because they were focusing on storytelling.
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Have you read any of her other series? I really liked Gregor the Overlander myself.
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not yet but I'll look into them.
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i read the 1st 2 book and didn't want to finnish it was so horrid.
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Yaaaaah, pretty good description, right htere.
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How to keep your sanity while watching Twilight movies.
First movie [link] [link]
New Moon [link]
Eclipse [link]
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My reaction exactly.....only i ended up in a 20minuet bitching match with some fans for the rest of the previews
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yaaaah, thankfully the people we fought with weren't "fans" but did start laughing at our strong reaction.
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haha nice XP i actualy quite enjoyed my argument, theres just something about pissing off fangirls/boys that amuses me to no end lol
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when i saw twilight at the movies I had the same reaction when bella and ed kissing
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Me and my mom reacted the exact same way, hen he took his shirt off in the 2nd movie, we were like "PUT IT BACK ON!!!!!!! FOR HEAVENS SAKE!!!!" Now I only watch for the werewolves
:3
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::snerk:: Well, I like the werewolves, but they make me feel like a dirty old woman.
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I agree. I read the whole series and...my favorite was the second because EDWARD WASN'T THERE. The whole series plays up this huge battle and guess what happens? The Mary Sue and Sir Sparkles and the whole extended family go up against some "bad" "vampires" just to say "roar" and leave. Oh, yeah...that was great... I was hoping for an interesting fight to redeem the series somewhat...it was not meant to be. By the way, have you seen Alex Reads Twilight on youtube? Something tells me you'll enjoy it. ^^
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Yaaaah, I read the first two. They both made me want to bang my head repeatedly against a wall. And I'll look up that Alex reads, thanks!
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That's Right! Laugh! Soon you will be under our power!
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I agree! I screamed in the theater as well when it came on but there were fans of twilight surrounding me and my friends 
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Hahahaha! My sibs went and heckled the midnight showing. I admire their bravery.
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Wow! They are brave! My little cousin loves twilight and sometimes I want to throw the stuff she puts in my face in the fire pit. Then light them on fire and laugh insanely. Almost did it once but my aunt came to pick her up
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My little sister can't shut up about it. It could be karma but i hope it's not. That means it would only get worse... But managed to shut her up for a while. I recorded her talking, followed her through the whole house playing it over and over and over and... I hope it's not coming back...
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