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Description In this fanfic by Adrian Tullberg

" Bruce Has A Problem "
Link to the Round Robin : [link]

As seen from the last Episode : [link]


As seen from the last two...


As seen from this pinup of Harley in her Yellow Breasted Robin outfit..


As seen likewise from her pinup of Harley as the Red-Breasted Robin outfit..
ex: [link]


Harley is examining the Batcave and decides to add her own touches to an already spartan man-cave so as to give it some lighter touches...

--Excerpt--

Quinn then enveloped Bruce’s head in the kind of hug normally used to strangle lifelong enemies. “This big emotionally stunted man-child was trying to tell the world he loves me!” She swept her arm out to encompass an unseen future vision. “No more abusive relationships with bleached skinned wackos! From now on, Doctor Harleen Quinzel is embarking on a new life of vigilante justice alongside her one true love! Saving Gotham while publicly reasserting his heterosexuality!”

Harley leaped off, measuring the Cave with her fingers. “But we’ve got to start redecorating first.”

Tim moved to whispering range of Bruce’s face. “How can we get rid of her?”

Bruce looked up, a gaze devoid of all hope. “What can we do to her that the Joker has already done to her, and she still wouldn’t get the message?”

Tim opened his mouth.
Then closed it.
Opened it again.

Nothing came out.

Tim elected to grab Bruce’s glass and take a healthy swig.

Bruce didn’t mind, because at that point, he’d elected to eliminate the middleman by chugging direct from the bottle.

“Bruce? Honey? I want to be totally honest in our relationship, and I’ve got to point out that you might have a teensy bit of a problem ...”

--End Excerpt--

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Comments: 23

bleachcrater [2016-01-01 12:03:45 +0000 UTC]

i love of tim suddenly takes the glass and drink it in one go

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Seracen [2015-03-03 21:39:25 +0000 UTC]

Hah, these are hilarious!

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weeya1 [2014-09-18 09:16:52 +0000 UTC]

I...I...I don't get it.

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lexikimble In reply to weeya1 [2014-09-18 19:52:29 +0000 UTC]

Basically Timmy just found out that Bruce is having sex with Harley, resulting in a brain BSoD.

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weeya1 In reply to lexikimble [2014-09-18 20:33:49 +0000 UTC]

.........huh.

I'm such an ideot.

Sherlock: Agree.

You have no saying in this Sherlock!

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IssacClarke [2012-11-17 23:54:08 +0000 UTC]


And here I was thinking that this was a serious relationship...

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kclcmdr In reply to IssacClarke [2015-04-26 18:52:16 +0000 UTC]

Next one

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lexikimble In reply to IssacClarke [2012-11-18 03:03:38 +0000 UTC]

*headpats* awwww, it'll be alright.

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NamelessManic [2012-08-21 18:59:14 +0000 UTC]

The pot is calling the kettle black! This means war!

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RWG95 [2012-06-08 09:21:14 +0000 UTC]

WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO GET RIDE OF THAT?!

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lexikimble In reply to RWG95 [2012-06-08 16:01:20 +0000 UTC]

Well.... historically, she has been a thorn in their side.

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RWG95 In reply to lexikimble [2012-06-09 10:25:01 +0000 UTC]

So? All you would need to do is LOOK at her!

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DixieIV [2012-04-04 19:52:43 +0000 UTC]

i know how first things first when harley out shopping batman and robin start inventing mind eraser gun you know somethink that makes you forget things.

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Hidden-Traveler [2012-03-17 13:51:38 +0000 UTC]

Mmmm, sexy Harley tushy...

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lexikimble In reply to Hidden-Traveler [2012-03-17 18:19:39 +0000 UTC]

I believe we all love Harley bottom.

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FanArtFantast [2012-03-16 23:01:29 +0000 UTC]

I can see it already. The Batcave. I n bright pastel colours, a couple of throw pillows, a few rugs.... Will work wonders on the place.

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DixieIV [2012-03-16 22:34:01 +0000 UTC]

uh oh shouldnt said that to bruce

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kclcmdr In reply to DixieIV [2012-03-16 23:14:59 +0000 UTC]

Harley was under-exaggerating ... ;}

Harley is teasing Bruce with good humour .... :]

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DixieIV In reply to kclcmdr [2012-03-17 19:30:15 +0000 UTC]

true but still he is batman and that is his batcave,there only so much he can proble tolirate.

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AJTalon [2012-03-16 17:50:40 +0000 UTC]

Hysterical! You do a fantastic adaptation, I just hope you know that.

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MercyInk87 [2012-03-16 17:21:00 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, if I were Tim in that situation, I'd also be speechless and drinking to make harley go away. Speaking of which, everyone should read Suicide Squad #7 to see what happens to her in the New 52.

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kclcmdr [2012-03-16 17:02:46 +0000 UTC]

Excellent.... thanks Jaggyd...

Wonderful

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Wolfie714 [2012-03-16 16:58:16 +0000 UTC]

Heh love how miffed Bruce is in that last panel

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