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--Excerpt-- One of the RoundRobin Authors - AndrewJTalon

"Take him. Go on patrol. Have fun if you have to. Keep him from getting back here," Bruce said flatly.
"For how long?" Stephanie asked.

"OOOOOHHHH! IS THAT BRATGIRL?!" Squealed a familiar... And annoying... Voice.
Stephanie looked over and saw the form of Harley Quinn, her curves showing off through the form of a Nightwing costume, cartwheeling over to them.
"Uh... Bruce...?"
"It's not for his sake," he muttered. "It's for hers."
"... Oh... Kay," Stephanie replied, blinking rapidly as she tried to sort out just when reality began going bye bye.

Don't think I died twice...

"Heyah Bratgirl! Three point oh, ain'tcha? Love the blonde and-Ooh! Ain'tcha getting a little too cozy with the Robin? Well, if anything'll calm 'im down it'll be knockers like those!" Harley wrapped a playful arm around Stephanie's shoulders and grinned. Stephanie stared back and shrugged.
"Well... He does stare at them when I'm not looking."

......

"Awwww! Brucey, you shoulda told me! Now we've got the whole day to ourselves and I ain't got nothin' planned! Don't you worry though, Harley's got plenty of ideas!" She grinned. "Especially after I found your collection of my old costumes, you dirty naughty boy! So what'll it be? That time with the nuke, or maybe when I tried t' get back into normal society? Plenty o' pornovision moments in those, I can tell ya!"

Bruce's eyebrow twitched. Stephanie had become rather good at reading him after a while, and it was fairly clear he wasn't in mortal peril... Just on the verge of a mental breakdown.
And that, well... That, she was definitely not qualified to handle.

"Right... I've got this B. Don't worry about a thing," Stephanie said.
"Bye hon! Have fun! And tell Damian Mommy loves himmmm!" Harley squealed, waving after them.
Stephanie gunned the engine and got out of the Cave as fast as she could, for one simple reason:

Even under the effects of heavy sedation, Damian had reached for his sword the moment Harley had spoken the word "Mommy".

--End Excerpt--

As mentioned in the Storythread of CH01 (02) in ' Bruce Has A Problem '
[link]

* At this time, you will have to have an account on Spacebattles in order to see and read the storythread above...

As seen from the last Episode :
[link]

As seen from these random PICs;


As seen from the first Episode : [link]


Harley is slowly taking over the domiciles of the Batcave and Wayne Manor..
She also found a stash of her old outfits when she was Harley Quinn the Harlequin and thinks that Bruce loves him even more....
She then decides to try out another Robin outfit, or rather one of Nightwings...

Steph has been warned by Alfred to come to the Batcave and gets a rather strange greeting by Bruce, Damian and Harley!!!@!!!

TBC
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Comments: 40

jarvik2009 [2022-04-28 01:15:42 +0000 UTC]

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BenRG [2019-04-23 09:29:16 +0000 UTC]

Damien, it's for the best if we start now. Repeat after me: "Harley Quinn is my step-mother."

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Dlawing90 [2018-01-14 05:01:13 +0000 UTC]

how i wish they made an elseworld story about this idea

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CSHasty [2016-05-11 03:17:34 +0000 UTC]

Morningstar walks in. "Oh shut it, clown girl." He looks Bruce in the eyes. "If you get sick of her, hand her off to me B. I can very likely handle her being around me 24/7."

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Seracen [2015-03-03 21:42:35 +0000 UTC]

Dunno why I'd never considered this before, but I am not a believer in this couple!

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Seracen In reply to Seracen [2015-08-15 08:56:03 +0000 UTC]

Just saw this after a year, I meant "now" lol!

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ssaffr01 [2014-05-17 03:37:38 +0000 UTC]

Bruce, Ben Afflick playing you is a problem. 

You marrying Harley is NOT a problem.

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MetalixK In reply to ssaffr01 [2014-06-15 05:49:11 +0000 UTC]

But you don't know the horrors of life with a perky blonde bombshell with absolutely no inhibitions!

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ssaffr01 In reply to MetalixK [2014-06-15 07:30:35 +0000 UTC]

You call it a problem, I call it a dream come true.

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ssaffr01 In reply to MetalixK [2014-06-15 07:26:50 +0000 UTC]

That's what makes her better!

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ranwolf1976 [2013-04-21 03:42:14 +0000 UTC]

I do believe Damian is reaching for that sword

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chazzpineda [2012-08-16 02:28:30 +0000 UTC]

Damn! how does this story manage to be cute, funny and sexy at the same time.
Its really nice work.

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supergirlluvsBball [2012-04-09 22:51:33 +0000 UTC]

Ha Ha! thats funny! What tablet did you use? This is how i want to draw but i am hopless with a mouse! saddddd..... Thnx

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kclcmdr In reply to supergirlluvsBball [2015-04-26 18:54:05 +0000 UTC]

Next one

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lexikimble In reply to supergirlluvsBball [2012-04-09 23:12:31 +0000 UTC]

I use a Wacom Intuos4 (small), it's pretty pricey. If you're more price conscious, I'd suggest finding an older Intuos3, or getting a Bamboo.

I actually started on a mouse as well.

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R4ndomstuff [2012-04-06 18:17:57 +0000 UTC]

HAWHAT
WHAAWT
WHAT (Confusion)

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Wolfie714 [2012-04-05 20:46:02 +0000 UTC]

Aaah dear how did Damien end up tied up like that?

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kclcmdr In reply to Wolfie714 [2012-04-06 01:18:08 +0000 UTC]

In the Storythread available at Spacebattles.com creative forum
Link below
[link]

At this time, you would have to have an account in SB.com in order to read and view it..

In it... Damian finds out that Harley has profile and found out his Dad's secret ID (The Batman) and with his knowledge of knives and swords, tries to eliminate her..

Batman, never really believing in killing anyone other than taking them to jail or a psyche ward,
throws two bolos at Damian and tranqs him in order to stop his attempts at Harley's life whom thinks its a wonderful idea by Damian since she was always use to having the Joker trying to prank and hurt and almost kill her everytime he thought she foulup or he was in a foul mood and just wanted to kill somebody...

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Wolfie714 In reply to kclcmdr [2012-04-09 19:38:51 +0000 UTC]

...So his dad did that to him? Hah that's so wrong XD

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kclcmdr In reply to Wolfie714 [2012-04-09 19:58:59 +0000 UTC]

Well ... Damian was throwing Knives at Harley while she was dodging them...

She was so used in dodging The Joker's attempt at target practice with her that she thought that Damian was showing his 'affection' by trying to test her dexterity..

Bruce had to prevent Damian from killing Harley so he Bolo'd him and hand him over to Steph for care-taking...

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FanArtFantast [2012-04-04 11:04:41 +0000 UTC]

Heheheahahahah. Last panel, Steph is all like "My boytoy, no touche!!"

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lexikimble In reply to FanArtFantast [2012-04-04 19:24:38 +0000 UTC]

I know everyone's doing the whole Steph/Damien thing... but to me, Steph will forever belong to Cass.

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FanArtFantast In reply to lexikimble [2012-04-05 23:37:48 +0000 UTC]

Cassandra Cain then i presume?
..... Ok, now i got this image of both Steph and Cass in their Batgirl outfits. Cass trussed up with bat-rope and mask pulled of, face covered by both a semi-suffering/semi-enjoying grin and lipstick kissmarks while Steph is hugging her from behind going "mine mine mine mine!"

Completly out of character perhaps, but i have not read a DC comic in years. :/

My mind, giving endless hours of amusment.

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AJTalon [2012-04-04 06:33:26 +0000 UTC]

Hooray! Something I wrote! And you've captured it quite nicely, though the background of the cave was darker in my mind. Still, great work!

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lexikimble In reply to AJTalon [2012-04-04 06:40:27 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I would have done it darker, but then I'd have to justify why the characters were more heavily shaded. I figured this was the best solution.

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AJTalon In reply to lexikimble [2012-04-04 09:04:36 +0000 UTC]

Not a criticism, just a mild critique. Being in French, it is about as harsh as a white flag.

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zutara-canon [2012-04-04 01:14:13 +0000 UTC]

XD. I love Damian's face. And it's so true, Damien is going to try to seduce Stephenie if only to piss off Tim.

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kclcmdr In reply to zutara-canon [2012-04-04 01:27:32 +0000 UTC]

In this storythread... Bruce Has A Problem
Damian is already technically with Steph tho they will have to wait until he is of age..

Tim in this one is with Cass,
Tho he still had some issues & Cass had to render some help......

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zutara-canon In reply to kclcmdr [2012-04-04 01:34:36 +0000 UTC]

Oh, XD. I've only been following the drawing here on the DA. I really like the story thread though!

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Knightowl415 [2012-04-04 00:23:24 +0000 UTC]

You left out the Horse Tranquilizers.

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kclcmdr In reply to Knightowl415 [2012-04-04 01:00:03 +0000 UTC]

Ahh... a fellow reader...

Welcome to the Harley drives and influences the Batclan daily show...

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Knightowl415 In reply to kclcmdr [2012-04-04 01:05:21 +0000 UTC]

All I did was add Numbers to my name.

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Phht [2012-04-04 00:01:46 +0000 UTC]

Man, it almost feels like a running gag to change her costume every comic page.

Steph~! With her introduction, we're now one step closer to the Bridal Training session.

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kclcmdr In reply to Phht [2012-04-04 01:01:26 +0000 UTC]

Well...
she's gonna see which outfit accentuates and is pleasing to her figure...

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NamelessManic [2012-04-03 22:52:13 +0000 UTC]

She's just trying on everything isn't she? Not that I'm complaining.

I didn't think it was possible, Damian has been restrained and has a babysitter! lol

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Hidden-Traveler [2012-04-03 22:47:56 +0000 UTC]

Oh cripes... I really need to take the time to read this fic.

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kclcmdr In reply to Hidden-Traveler [2012-04-03 23:12:33 +0000 UTC]

The Storythread begins here on the link below
[link]

You would need to have a PW acct. already with Spacebattles.com

The Table of Index is here below for now
[link]


There is approx. 195 Chapters already as of 4/3/12

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Vader6509 [2012-04-03 22:46:05 +0000 UTC]

Nice job Jaggyd, as always.

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kclcmdr [2012-04-03 22:36:21 +0000 UTC]

Beautiful... just wonderfully funny...

Harley drives the BatClan even more nutso...

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kclcmdr In reply to kclcmdr [2012-04-03 22:36:33 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, Jaggyd..

Just wonderful...

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