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"My reign was a glorious, fear-soaked epoch of darkness in Equestria. Beeeh."
so i just realized that Grogar, father of monsters, isn't a goat, like i originally assumed. He's a ram (most likely a bighorn), which is a male sheep. I guess that makes more sense.....Goats in Equestria don't seem fully sapient and don't speak, but sheep do. (In one episode, Applejack is shown roughly shoving and corralling her flock of sheep into a pen, after which one sheep drily remarks "You coulda just asked.". To which AJ shuts the pen door in its face....again prompting me to ask what kind of relationship do ponies have with "domesticated" sapient livestock. Why are they kept in fenced pens? Are they slaves? Was Grogar's plan really just to free his sheep brethren? Is Grogar really the good guy
Anyway, Grogar is a sheep. I know this, and now I can't take him seriously. Sheep are cute and fluffy, I collect plushies of them.
fun fact (because i spent some time learning about the differences between sheep and goats): Rams are distinguished by their HUGE balls. Just imagine somebody stapled a soccer ball to a sheep's back end, and there you have it, that is a ram's testicles. I hope you're now imagining teeny, fwuffy, adorable sheep Grogar with GINORMOUS BALLS flapping about in the breeze. You're welcome for the image.

to y'all pedants out there, i'm not interested in debating whether grogar is a sheep or goat or giraffe or whatever. If you're attached to your idea of him as a goat, far be it from me to take it from you

oh and also please refrain from spoiling any season 9 grogar episodes that haven't officially aired yet, don't spoil stuff for people who haven't seen the ending

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"My reign was a glorious, fear-soaked epoch of darkness in Equestria. Beeeh."
so i just realized that Grogar, father of monsters, isn't a goat, like i originally assumed. He's a ram (most likely a bighorn), which is a male sheep. I guess that makes more sense.....Goats in Equestria don't seem fully sapient and don't speak, but sheep do. (In one episode, Applejack is shown roughly shoving and corralling her flock of sheep into a pen, after which one sheep drily remarks "You coulda just asked.". To which AJ shuts the pen door in its face....again prompting me to ask what kind of relationship do ponies have with "domesticated" sapient livestock. Why are they kept in fenced pens? Are they slaves? Was Grogar's plan really just to free his sheep brethren? Is Grogar really the good guy
Anyway, Grogar is a sheep. I know this, and now I can't take him seriously. Sheep are cute and fluffy, I collect plushies of them.
fun fact (because i spent some time learning about the differences between sheep and goats): Rams are distinguished by their HUGE balls. Just imagine somebody stapled a soccer ball to a sheep's back end, and there you have it, that is a ram's testicles. I hope you're now imagining teeny, fwuffy, adorable sheep Grogar with GINORMOUS BALLS flapping about in the breeze. You're welcome for the image.

to y'all pedants out there, i'm not interested in debating whether grogar is a sheep or goat or giraffe or whatever. If you're attached to your idea of him as a goat, far be it from me to take it from you

oh and also please refrain from spoiling any season 9 grogar episodes that haven't officially aired yet, don't spoil stuff for people who haven't seen the ending