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Hey all, sorry about the slowdown on art lately. My mom had a big health scare and went through a major surgery, so I've been pretty tied up. Fortunately, everything is taking a turn for the better! Did some headcanons to de-stress. Have some notes~

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"May Providence favor thee well, and to thou comfort our humble homestead bring."


-Far out in the barren borderlands of Equestria, there lives a small sect of traditionalist earth ponies. They are known as the Ponies of the Plains, or Plain Ponies. Similar to the real-life American Amish, this community spurns the technology and comforts of the modern world, opting instead to maintain the same primitive lifestyle as the ancient pony clans (before Celestia and Luna came to power).


    The Ponies of the Plains place heavy emphasis on duty, discipline, family, and hard labor. They believe firmly in Providence, or the will of fate, and are adamant in their belief that earth ponies were divinely designed to be the laborers of Ponykind, and the guardians of nature. All earth ponies were made to toil, and that is why Providence, in it's divine wisdom, made earth ponies the strongest and sturdiest of all three pony races, and granted the earth ponies their own unique magic, often manifesting as a distinct connection to nature.


    Each Plain Pony household is jointly governed by the patriarch and matriarch. Young mares and stallions are always betrothed via the magical Pairing Stone. Plains Ponies consider foals a blessing, and families are encouraged to produce many children to aid in the laboring. Foals are home-schooled and strictly disciplined, and their access to the outside world is heavily restricted. Plainness and humility are emphasized in clothing, decor, and architecture-Vivid colors and flashy designs are frowned upon, as Plain Ponies place great value in humbleness. Ponies of the Plains are typically quite stern and serious in demeanor, as obvious outward shows of emotion are viewed as foolish and child-like. A true Plain Pony must be dignified and collected at all times.


-Igneous Rock Pie is a severe and hard-working Pony of the Plains. Igneous rocks are molded by extreme heat and pressure, and thus the stallion's name is quite fitting, as he has refused to buckle under the strain of running the family rock farm, standing strong in the face of drought, blight, disease, storms, wildfires, and even twisters. He inherited the farm from his own grandmother (and Pinkie's "Granny Pie"), Humble Pie. Igneous can be curt, stubborn, impatient, and seemingly cold, but he cares immensely for his wife and daughters, whom he considers the center of his world. It may not be apparent to outsiders, but all four Pie daughters know when their father is smiling on the inside.


-Claudine Diane Quartz ("Cloudy Quartz") also hails from a long line of rock farmers. She is impatient when outsiders dismiss the notion of rock farming, or claim it to be pointless toiling in the dirt. Besides yielding valuable gems and crystals, a well-maintained rock farm can yield rocks that have absorbed the unique magic of their surrounding environment. These magically-charged rocks can be sold and traded with outside populations to be used to power machinery, and increase the potency of potions and spell-work. These rare, powerful, carefully-farmed rocks can sell for a pretty penny, and the Pie family is quite well-off, despite their humble outward appearance. Some rocks, loaded with important minerals, can be safely consumed, and one of Cloudy's hobbies is finding new ways to innovate with rocks in the kitchen. Ma's old-fashioned rock soup and pebble muffins were a beloved staple of the Pie Sisters growing up.


    While Cloudy Quartz oversees the finances and business dealings of the rock farm, she is no stranger to hard labor, and often joins her husband harvesting the fields. Cloudy's cloven hooves are a leftover from a distant unicorn ancestor, and she is quite talented at channeling earth pony magic through her hooves to detect precious gemstones. She is a stern but caring mother, and often, in private, broke her stoic facade to coo over and sing to her teeny daughters.


-Cloudy and Igneous were partnered and betrothed by the Pairing Stone, a magical artifact made of the same quartz as the Tree of Harmony. The Pairing Stone cannot truly calculate romantic compatibility, as Love is a fickle force that is tied more closely to Chaos magic than the forces of Harmony. Princess Cadence ascended to alicornhood precisely because she mastered the powerful, mysterious force of Love. The Pairing Stone instead calls upon Harmony to pair the individuals that would simply get along the best. Love is not at all a factor in these arranged marriages- in fact, Igneous and Cloudy met only a half-hour before they were wed. Their relationship was certainly awkward at first, with neither young pony knowing how to reach out to the other, and feeling silly and foolish for it. It took getting trapped in a gem mine together for Igneous and Cloudy to have their first real conversation....which led to another conversation, less stilted and awkward this time......As time went by, their attitudes toward each other evolved from stiff politeness to something almost like friendliness, then comfort in each others company, then affection, until eventually, a year after they were married, they somehow stumbled their way into falling in love. Igneous greatly admires his wife's mind and subtle rebellious streak (Cloudy does enjoy a good prank or two), while Cloudy enjoys her husband's inner and outer strength (and secretly, how much he dotes on the girls).


-Maud Pie is their eldest daughter, and the apple of her parents' eye. She is the strongest and most intelligent of her sisters, and shares the Pie passion for all things rock related. Limestone Pie is their surly, temperamental secretly insecure middle child. Pinkie Pie and Marble Pie are twins, with Pinkie being the older of the two by just a few minutes. While Pinkie is ultra-extroverted, Marble is ultra-introverted, and struggles with severe, debilitating social anxiety and selective mutism. Cloudy and Igneous are especially patient and indulgent with their two youngest daughters, to Limestone's annoyance.


Cloudy and Igneous are the oldest of the Mane Six's parents.


-Cloudy and Igneous are not as bound to tradition as the rest of their community. They do practice the traditional, ancient way of life, but have a habit of tossing tradition out the window when it comes to their daughters. It's unheard of for a Plain Pony child to leave home and venture into the outside world, but when their darling firstborn Maud wanted to leave to pursue her rocktorate degree, Cloudy and Igneous couldn't have been prouder, and even allowed a tear or two to fall as they sent Maud off. Celebrations in the community are rare, small, subdued events, and overindulgence in them is seen as pointless folly. Still, when their little Pinkie Pie planned a surprise party for her parents, how could Igneous and Cloudy, staring into their filly's nervous, hopeful blue eyes, do anything but encourage her? So what if parties and dancing and music were folly? They made Pinkie happy, and that's all that mattered. It was Cloudy and Igneous that nervously arranged young Pinkie's apprenticeship under Mr and Mrs Cake.


-Applejack and Pinkie Pie are distantly related, connected via a shared relative, "Auntie Apple Pie".


-Pinkie Pie was the first to have foals with her doofy party pony husband Cheese Sandwich, and Cloudy and Igneous are quite fond of their grandchildren, Cupcake, Jam Sandwich, and PB Sandwich, to the point where they might even smile openly around the foals. They also enjoy Maud's rather polite adopted son Moondancer, even if he came from the less-than-polite showboat magician, Trixie. Later on, when Limestone seeks a change of pace and becomes a law enforcer in Ponyville, she strikes up a curious relationship with resident air-headed hippie Treehugger, as well as Treezie's young son Chakra Blossom. Both green ponies embody pretty much everything Cloudy and Igneous don't approve of about the outside world, and both aren't too keen on Lime's strange over-protectiveness of the odd mother and son. More on that here: . Going against community tradition, Marble Pie is child-free by choice, and remains on the rock farm where she feels comfortable and safe, tending loyally to her parents.

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Comments: 133

QuirkyKatKid [2019-11-21 19:13:30 +0000 UTC]

I love how sour and bitter they look, BUT the description is the TOTAL opposite of their dispositions in the artwork.

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AnimeFreak2282 [2019-04-24 01:01:45 +0000 UTC]

Aaw... But I ship Marble and Big Mac so bad!!! Would this be really bad? I feel like if it was distant enough, it would be acceptable... Right? I'm not racking on your ships, I'm just asking a question, please don't take this personally!! I just love your headcannons, so usually I just headcanon the same as you. 

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AnimeFreak2282 In reply to AnimeFreak2282 [2019-04-24 01:15:21 +0000 UTC]

Oh god, I just did all the math and research about "Fourth cousins twice removed", and MAN that was hard... But now I know, my ship is okay  
They're distantly related enough that their babies would be perfectly normal. Infact, by now they have zero gene similarities. PHEW

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D3pressedR4inbow [2019-03-28 07:41:30 +0000 UTC]

How the hell did these two make a bright pink bab? I don't understand. 

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Angelacrmmel14 In reply to D3pressedR4inbow [2022-10-04 04:55:16 +0000 UTC]

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MULTII-FAN In reply to D3pressedR4inbow [2019-07-31 09:52:54 +0000 UTC]

since pinkies dad has gray hair, we don't know wha original color it was. It coulda been a shade of pink

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AnimeFreak2282 In reply to D3pressedR4inbow [2019-04-24 00:57:47 +0000 UTC]

MaGiC~

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D3pressedR4inbow In reply to AnimeFreak2282 [2019-04-24 16:18:46 +0000 UTC]

Fair enough. 

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TheBamas [2019-02-22 14:32:29 +0000 UTC]

the grumpy ponie family xD

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Genettle [2019-02-04 02:11:00 +0000 UTC]

This might be a silly detail to be focusing on but I'm impressed by the crinkly, wrinkly grandpa lips on Igneous Rock??? For like, a believable horse face???? Good job.

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ThetrueFebruary31 In reply to Genettle [2019-08-02 01:35:14 +0000 UTC]

I'm right there with you! I just love the detail she gives old pones!

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soft-berries [2018-12-15 04:42:04 +0000 UTC]

DID ANYONE EVER NOTICE THAT THEY LOOK LIKE MATTHEW AND MARILLA CUTHBERT FROM ANNE OF GREEN GABLES.

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thegoogs [2018-11-17 22:57:02 +0000 UTC]

he has 

 o  ld man m o uth

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KindergartenTeacher [2018-10-10 00:14:12 +0000 UTC]

The sire and dam of THE Pinkie Pie? The pony whose element is laughter?? The silliest, most lighthearted pony in the herd???

The thought that she is who she is from rebelling against such apparent joylessness makes me like her even more.

 And I hope your mom is all better soon.  

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Ziveti [2018-10-02 23:37:56 +0000 UTC]

Hey! This is really good writing, but I feel like one part of it misrepresents the Amish people. (I know it's only based off of them, but most amish communities let their children experience the outside world during their adolescent years!)


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumsprin…


If you'd be interested in reading this, It's really helpful in that area ^^

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Nakuru-Nebelung [2018-10-01 13:39:53 +0000 UTC]

I don't know if you wrote it and I missed it, but why the lady has unicorn hooves?

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AnimeFreak2282 In reply to Nakuru-Nebelung [2019-04-24 21:03:50 +0000 UTC]

A distant unicorn ancestor

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CastoroChiaro [2018-09-21 02:23:03 +0000 UTC]

Absolutely adore your headcanons for the two. I was especially intrigued by your take on certain magical forces (earth pony magic, Love, Harmony, etc) and their practical application in pony lives. Great stuff as always, Lop!

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ShynyUmbreon [2018-09-19 05:18:11 +0000 UTC]

This one is very nice!! What I'm very curious about it's your take on Cozy Glow and the Young Six, if they even exist on the Pandoraverse.

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darkwee009 [2018-09-15 14:34:21 +0000 UTC]

Any headcanon that shows the Pies being very loving if stern to their daughters is a win in my book.

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drawingshady [2018-09-14 17:02:48 +0000 UTC]

another amazing hc!!

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DxC-95 [2018-09-13 19:22:18 +0000 UTC]

She is impatient when outsiders dismiss the notion of rock farming, or claim it to be pointless toiling in the dirt. I'll bet Cloudy Quartz loved Trixie XD

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Doctorwholovesthe80s [2018-09-12 08:48:08 +0000 UTC]

I hope your mom is doing well.        

I love making headcanons too. 

This take on the Pies is excellent!

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zukos-swig [2018-09-11 20:43:23 +0000 UTC]

I wish your mom the best in recovering!

As always your headcanons are just so much fun! It's sweet that you detailed how Cloudy and Igneous started off married, essentially acquaintances, then friends, then love over a year later. Great detail there.


As others have said, I appreciate that you were more creative than 'Pinkie's parents are abusive' and instead went with stoic, but caring, and that they are actually relatively more relaxed with how they raised the girls compared to their ultra traditionalist society.


Also, one of my favorite parts was you making Marble Child-free by choice (good on you for saying -free rather than -less too, small but meaningful distinction.)! As much as I love next gens, it's nice to see a pony in a next-gen verse that doesn't have a foal, adopted, step, or otherwise. Sounds silly to feel a little touched by that, especially since I'm almost positively not the only CF by choice person here and I'm not usually seeking out such representation (ESPECIALLY in a next gen verse), but it's really nice to see.

One final, kinda silly note, you always draw such wonderful soft looking ears, but I think Cloudy's looks the softest and floofiest yet to me! Probably because they're off-white, and I don't know, white+floof=extra soft in my brain, I guess! Great poses too.

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OhCocoaMuffin [2018-09-11 20:34:45 +0000 UTC]

I hope your mother gets well soon. Also, we seem to have very similar headcanons.

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LadySionis [2018-09-11 00:23:04 +0000 UTC]

geez, no wonder pink's such a psycho.

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SketchingMist [2018-09-11 00:20:04 +0000 UTC]

Amazing art as always! I pray that your mom gets healed as soon as possible

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RoboHeather [2018-09-11 00:01:42 +0000 UTC]

Oh no, I hope your momma is alright, sweetie! She's in my thoughts!!

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Kooshmeister [2018-09-10 23:49:17 +0000 UTC]

Nice muttonchops on dad.

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loonelyloon [2018-09-10 23:39:03 +0000 UTC]

I really appreciate the artists that really draw ponys on their own style <3 or DONT use bases, because, as everyone says, bases DOES NOT IMPROVE YOUR ART = D

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Amarising [2018-09-10 22:50:25 +0000 UTC]

Goodness I hope your mom is okay! That's so stressful to deal with. D: -many hugs-

I love how despite their very stern appearances, all of that pretty much crumbles for their girls. (I imagine discipline was still fundamental in their upbringing) They respect how untraditional some of their girls are and I love that. 

I also really like the touch of ancestral unicorn has and how it adds her with earth pony magic. 

Also I have to ask, when she rocks with rocks are they soft and dissolve into a mineral powder or are they really breaking rocks with their teeth??

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Wanderer0426 [2018-09-10 22:32:47 +0000 UTC]

Am i the only one who thinks Pinkie must be adopted? lol I mean black sheep of family is one thing but wow lol

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zX-ShadowLugia111-Xz In reply to Wanderer0426 [2018-09-10 22:59:45 +0000 UTC]

But it has been confirmed in the canon universe that Pinkie Pie is indeed Marble Pie's older twin sister.

mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Transcripts…
"Pinkie Pie: This is Marble Pie, my baby sister who's only a few minutes younger than me but she'll always be a baby to me, isn't that right? She's so excited to meet everypony! Oh, and she wishes you all a happy Hearth's Warming!"

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B-X-X-L In reply to Wanderer0426 [2018-09-10 22:42:49 +0000 UTC]

your not the only one

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BadCowboy69 [2018-09-10 21:49:37 +0000 UTC]

These are really amazing. Great job!

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DerpymuffinArtist [2018-09-10 21:37:33 +0000 UTC]

I love your worldbuilding. It's fuckin neat!

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BeeClark33 In reply to DerpymuffinArtist [2018-09-10 22:23:38 +0000 UTC]

OHHHHH I LOVE YOUR ART SO MUUUUUCH
I'm sorry to hear about your mother, I hope she's feeling better 😊

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QueenDerpyTurtle [2018-09-10 21:32:49 +0000 UTC]

I don't think I've never seen any mlp headcanons involving selective mutism-- I can't express how much that little bit about Marble means to me!!  

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OhCocoaMuffin In reply to QueenDerpyTurtle [2018-09-11 20:31:11 +0000 UTC]

Agreed.

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muffinatmidnight In reply to QueenDerpyTurtle [2018-09-10 22:30:03 +0000 UTC]

Oddly enough I have a similar headcanon for Marble that I came up with a while back, and I was excited to see that it was used here too.

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Urlocald3mon [2018-09-10 21:31:44 +0000 UTC]

wowie

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Attifer [2018-09-10 21:25:11 +0000 UTC]

Do they/will they know their great grandnoodle bab? I wonder how they'd see a Dracqonus (uhgg spelling) considering they're the literal embodiment of chaos, pride, mischief, magic...flying chimerical crazies basically the opposite of earth ponies, nevermind Plains Ponies.

Joke's on their community, Oddie is probably more like the great grandpies than anyone else.

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praxcrown5 [2018-09-10 21:04:35 +0000 UTC]

Amazing! 

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EchoDragon76 [2018-09-10 20:53:29 +0000 UTC]

Hey uhhh Lop? I hope your mum feels better and also 100/10 content as always

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Lopoddity In reply to EchoDragon76 [2018-09-10 21:23:40 +0000 UTC]

Thank you~

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LokosFermincho [2018-09-10 20:30:03 +0000 UTC]

If you don't mind Lop I'd really like to see something involving Marble. You always come up with great, interesting head cannons so I'd love to see what you can do with her.

Maybe she went through a traumatic experience and hasn't told anyone (or maybe only Pinkie knows) that's why she's still single and not wanting kids.

I just really like her and would love to see a bit of character development from here since apparently we won't get that from the show. Maybe there's something in the comics but I haven't come across anyhting yet.

Anyways sorry about the rambling. Keep up the good work Lop!

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Starburst333 [2018-09-10 20:11:13 +0000 UTC]

Ohhh I love your HCs so much!!!

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mailepony [2018-09-10 19:31:07 +0000 UTC]

I love how you drew them with steely and cold expressions, but once you read the descriptions, they're like closet goofballs and are extremely loving and supportive parents. Great job!

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Godzillamaster69 [2018-09-10 19:04:23 +0000 UTC]

This headcanon is a very interesting one; it's funny how Limestone kinda turned into that rebellious child other than Pinkie.

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Godzillamaster69 In reply to Godzillamaster69 [2018-09-11 18:50:53 +0000 UTC]

Also, good that your mom is doing okay.

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