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"You're under arrest!"
Bastion turned around slowly and put his hands up. Ah, great. It was Klonoa. Of all the Rangers, why did it have to be her? He could sweet-talk his way around most of the others, but Klonoa...
Might as well try. "What for this time?"
Oh great. Klonoa started listing things off like she'd rehearsed it. "Nicodemus, Jessica, and Daigo reported materials missing from the storage shed this morning, along with some tools. Bo said he'd seen you in the area last night chatting up one of the villagers."
"That's not exactly incriminating." Bastion chuckled and shrugged at her. "Shouldn't you be chasing down Paine or Aoi?"
"Actually," Klonoa said with a smirk on her face, "there was something left at the crime scene. Not much, to give you credit, but you still left behind some splatters of green gunk."
Bastion clenched his jaw and did his best to not swear. "Alright, you got me. But can you catch me?" The Goomy spun on one heel and bolted as fast as his stubby legs could carry him. Klonoa leaped into action after him as she reached for her handcuffs; Bastion wheezed as the larger Nidorina landed on his back and pinned him down. With surprising strength he rolled over and knocked her off; Klonoa had grabbed one of his arms, though, and it quickly degenerated into a full-out scuffle. Finally there was a click of the handcuffs being secured, and Klonoa let out a triumphant "Ha!". Bastion closed his eyes and groaned in defeat, and was reaching around for his glasses when he heard the "Uh-oh".
Glasses found, Bastion put them back on and stared at the Ranger. Klonoa was holding up his handcuffed arm with a sheepish look on her face, and it took Bastion a moment to see the other cuff gleaming around her own wrist.
"For ---'s sake," he grumbled as he got to his feet. Klonoa immediately became pouty as she dragged him standing up straight with a jerk of her arm. Yeesh, she was still taller than him. "Where's the key?" He hid his smile as he saw her expression change to one of horror. "Whatever, doesn't matter. Looks like we're stuck together for a bit, eh?"
Another yank caused Bastion to stumble a little. "You know I'm still turning you in, right?" Klonoa snarked as she turned to head back towards the Ranger's Station. Bastion glared at the back of her head as he was forced to follow.
"You know that this is your fault, right?"

ohmygodi'msosorry

AU where everyone is a furry and Klonoa is somewhat competent |D

Originally I wanted to draw anthro Bastion, then I wanted to draw anthro Klonoa, so I decided to stick them together and have them just glaring at each other. Then I got an idea of them being handcuffed together somehow...

...and then I wrote the drabble to show how they got in that situation and it snowballed from there.

Half the fun of getting the handcuffs off will be trying to stop them from beating the shit out of each other |D;;;

Bastion, Klonoa, art (c) TerraTidal
For Pocket-Felines !

Description
"You're under arrest!"
Bastion turned around slowly and put his hands up. Ah, great. It was Klonoa. Of all the Rangers, why did it have to be her? He could sweet-talk his way around most of the others, but Klonoa...
Might as well try. "What for this time?"
Oh great. Klonoa started listing things off like she'd rehearsed it. "Nicodemus, Jessica, and Daigo reported materials missing from the storage shed this morning, along with some tools. Bo said he'd seen you in the area last night chatting up one of the villagers."
"That's not exactly incriminating." Bastion chuckled and shrugged at her. "Shouldn't you be chasing down Paine or Aoi?"
"Actually," Klonoa said with a smirk on her face, "there was something left at the crime scene. Not much, to give you credit, but you still left behind some splatters of green gunk."
Bastion clenched his jaw and did his best to not swear. "Alright, you got me. But can you catch me?" The Goomy spun on one heel and bolted as fast as his stubby legs could carry him. Klonoa leaped into action after him as she reached for her handcuffs; Bastion wheezed as the larger Nidorina landed on his back and pinned him down. With surprising strength he rolled over and knocked her off; Klonoa had grabbed one of his arms, though, and it quickly degenerated into a full-out scuffle. Finally there was a click of the handcuffs being secured, and Klonoa let out a triumphant "Ha!". Bastion closed his eyes and groaned in defeat, and was reaching around for his glasses when he heard the "Uh-oh".
Glasses found, Bastion put them back on and stared at the Ranger. Klonoa was holding up his handcuffed arm with a sheepish look on her face, and it took Bastion a moment to see the other cuff gleaming around her own wrist.
"For ---'s sake," he grumbled as he got to his feet. Klonoa immediately became pouty as she dragged him standing up straight with a jerk of her arm. Yeesh, she was still taller than him. "Where's the key?" He hid his smile as he saw her expression change to one of horror. "Whatever, doesn't matter. Looks like we're stuck together for a bit, eh?"
Another yank caused Bastion to stumble a little. "You know I'm still turning you in, right?" Klonoa snarked as she turned to head back towards the Ranger's Station. Bastion glared at the back of her head as he was forced to follow.
"You know that this is your fault, right?"

ohmygodi'msosorry

AU where everyone is a furry and Klonoa is somewhat competent |D

Originally I wanted to draw anthro Bastion, then I wanted to draw anthro Klonoa, so I decided to stick them together and have them just glaring at each other. Then I got an idea of them being handcuffed together somehow...

...and then I wrote the drabble to show how they got in that situation and it snowballed from there.

Half the fun of getting the handcuffs off will be trying to stop them from beating the shit out of each other |D;;;

Bastion, Klonoa, art (c) TerraTidal
For Pocket-Felines !