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So it goes like this
I was sitting in bliss
Typing a word once or twice

It turned into habit
And then -Dang nabbit
A picture appeared just like lice

'Cause I'm the Sheep Master
Not gangster or rapper
I sit on her lap-er...
That's the wrong line

So there I was chilling
My animals spilling
No one knew what to do

I was doing my thing
And then with a Ding!
I started annoying some of the crew

'Cause I'm the Sheep Master
I'm the PHP tapper
I will be your shapper
On this little dance

And then one day I saw
That my writing was raw
It looked like I could only bark

That day I discovered
You can't learn this in Harverd
I found a quotation mark

'Cause I was the Sheep Master
I was wearing my duster
Like some big magic caster
And now I just quote