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lanternjoe In reply to useraccount [2012-05-12 05:20:09 +0000 UTC]

Seems like it'd be more of a "The only reason I'm not busting your jaw is because you're a friend" thing.

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lanternjoe In reply to ElBronie [2012-04-14 16:00:52 +0000 UTC]

Also, carbon fiber. That shit is magic too.

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ElBronie In reply to lanternjoe [2012-04-14 19:12:51 +0000 UTC]

Damn right

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useraccount In reply to kamenkewl [2012-03-30 01:25:39 +0000 UTC]

She always wanted to be a track star like her hero, Rainbow Dash. While out running one day, her foot fell in an unseen gopher hole, breaking her ankle in several places. Try as she might, pulling it out only broke the skin, and the dirt caused an infection. By the time she was transported to the nearest hospital, the foot had to be amputated.

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kamenkewl In reply to useraccount [2012-03-31 00:59:27 +0000 UTC]

well....thats rather depressing...

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useraccount In reply to kamenkewl [2012-03-31 01:29:03 +0000 UTC]

Well, yes, but as you can see here, Scootaloo is recovering very well!

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kamenkewl In reply to useraccount [2012-03-31 17:35:32 +0000 UTC]

yay

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ElBronie In reply to kamenkewl [2012-04-14 19:13:56 +0000 UTC]

a part of me just died from that story [link]

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lanternjoe In reply to geekspace [2012-04-14 06:07:39 +0000 UTC]

You do know that this means, if Scoots flies in a future episode (I mean flight flying, not hovering), MSOB is gonna have to draw Humanloo turned into a (two legged) lizard monster.

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geekspace In reply to lanternjoe [2012-04-14 06:52:47 +0000 UTC]

Sure. Then Belle & Bloom get to have a wacky team-up with Spider-Colt as they collaborate with Zecora on a counter-agent for that regenerative draconic extract which started this whole mess. Meanwhile, Scootizard & the Insatiable Spulk(C) hit the town for lulz, sapphires & mayhem. Quality two-parter, there.

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lanternjoe In reply to geekspace [2012-04-14 10:58:31 +0000 UTC]

"Featherweight! What's happening to Scootizard?"
"It's the antidote I gave her."
"But she looks so awful!"
"I peed in it."

Everything's better with whatever these are .

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geekspace In reply to lanternjoe [2012-04-14 11:30:16 +0000 UTC]

Yet another link to eat up forty seconds of my life. Sweet!

"Check out this collectible new costume, Spidey!"
"Wow, Belle, that's...a lot of black, white and sticky. Didthatjustmove?"
"It's made of asphalt, smooze and love!"

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lanternjoe In reply to geekspace [2012-04-14 13:23:03 +0000 UTC]

Is that a reference to something on that site?

Anyways...
Featherweight, mild-mannered colt, bitten by a magic spider, now uses his new powers as the Amazing Spider-Pony!

We join our friendly neighborhood Spider-Pony at his day job at the Ponyville Bugle looking for a scoop!

"You want a story?" taunted Featherweight's evil boss, Diamond Tiara. "Okay... get me a coffee!"

"Tiara, that's not news!" Featherweight protested, "It's just coffee!"

Diamond Tiara was enraged at this question of her demands. "Oh yeah?" she shouted, "[Buy some apples!] you!" Channeling the dark, terrible powers of the Old Gods of Journalism, she telekinetically grabbed a paper and changed the headline with her burning gaze. Smiling wickedly, she turned the paper back to Featherweight, who read the headline:

Extra! Extra! Featherweight Gets Diamond Tiara a Giant [Buy some apples!] Coffee

"[Buy some apples!] you!" the evil editor laughed, "Get me a [Buy some apples!] coffee!"

Fin.

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geekspace In reply to lanternjoe [2012-04-15 03:07:21 +0000 UTC]

Actually, I just pulled that one outta the old mental sphincter. This one, on the other hand...

Solar Guard Trainees are pinned outside Manehattan National Bank by the Yak Liberation Front!

Twist: (pops up for a look, draws a long SMG burst; drops back behind the cart) "THIT OH DEER! Where the [Taste the Dash-Blo!] ith Thpider-Colt??"

Applebloom: "Oh, HIM? All we gotta do is french it up a bit!"

Twist: "Thoundth good to-wait, WHAT?"

AB: "No foalin.' Just give mah ear a nibble."

(Twist does so, spurred on by the yaks' renewed fire)

AB: "Scoot & Sweetie worked this out last week. Downright sick, but he's always here 'n a second!"

Spider-Colt: (insert brutal de-yakification here) *pant, pant* "What'd I miss?"

Twist: "Luna'th thubble."

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lanternjoe In reply to geekspace [2012-04-15 03:41:12 +0000 UTC]

: Why would Snipsterio suddenly decide to fight crime?
: Maybe he's GAY. Gay for YOU.
: That's horsefeathers. You're retarded and you don't even know-
*a letter flies into Featherweight's head. He rips it open.*
: Spider-Pony? I am GAY! For YOU!
: No!
*laughingTootsieFlute.jpg*

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geekspace In reply to lanternjoe [2012-04-15 04:10:05 +0000 UTC]

Back at the Flute residence...

FW: "Hmm...Snipsterio's still on the loose, and all my leads were found suffocated with sparkly hats."

Tootsie: "Have you tried the demolished huckster caravan?"

FW: "Buh?"

Tootsie: "He and Snailven the Ooozer used to stalk that magician with the bear fetish, right? All that wreckage would be perfect for covering his Underground Lair(C)."

FW: "Brilliant, Tootsie Flute! I intend to pay you for your idea...in [Dial 1-900-TRIXXX] BITS!"

Tootsie: "...can they be redeemed for a tossed salad?"

FW: "YOU TELL ME!"

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lanternjoe In reply to geekspace [2012-04-15 04:31:15 +0000 UTC]

I do love how we were able to go from Scootaloo the one legged traceuse to this.

Also, help Diamond Tiara light that poop she found.

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geekspace In reply to lanternjoe [2012-04-15 05:54:46 +0000 UTC]

FW: "Hang on a sec while I find the cam-err, Bic."

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lanternjoe In reply to geekspace [2012-04-15 13:09:08 +0000 UTC]

Next week: Anal!

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Shadow-DJ In reply to dinodude0091 [2015-01-15 03:36:55 +0000 UTC]

You mean in Equestria girls? Hmm...it'd be interesting if that was the case XP

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