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Published: 2013-08-07 17:21:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 2315; Favourites: 50; Downloads: 17
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Ladies and gentlemen, the worst game I've ever ponified. Game Players Magazine literally rated games on a scale from 10 to "Cosmic Race". Dead freakin' serious.

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Comments: 31

DerpDaNerps [2013-08-07 19:49:51 +0000 UTC]

Overall

Vision

Originality

Technique

Impact


Vision? You did not invent anything in this picture

Originality? This is not original in the least since you didn't make anything, and it is no different from rest of your gallery.

Technique? All it took was for you go online, find vectors of the horses and spend 5 minutes photoshopping them into the cover art that you get from Google.

Impact? This picture has about as much impact as the rest of your gallery which is none.

Also I must ask whats the point of shopping horses into the game art cover if you didn't even like it. Aren't you supposed to make artwork of things you enjoy?

You will probably read this and say I'm a troll, but I'm not I'm just presenting my opinion and if you really want to be considered an artist you must drop the horses and the photoshopping and think of some original content to make.

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Thederpyhobbes29 In reply to DerpDaNerps [2013-08-11 01:45:47 +0000 UTC]

Thats what he does. its like you just found this guys account. atleast there clever.

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nickyv917 In reply to DerpDaNerps [2013-08-07 20:57:49 +0000 UTC]

That's fine. Β And the reason I did a ponification of this game in particular is because it was requested (as are all my ponifications these days) because it's one of those "so bad, it's humorous" games. Β Plus, I get my enjoyment from making these for others.


And trust me, I've heard from enough trolls to be able to tell the difference between a troll and a person who simply doesn't like covers.

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SpiralsongReturns [2014-03-30 22:26:17 +0000 UTC]

could be worse.

ever heard of plumbers don't wear ties for the 3do?

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DBZFan12 [2013-09-12 02:35:49 +0000 UTC]

Check this outΒ dbzfan12.deviantart.com/art/A-…

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DarthWill3 [2013-08-28 03:14:59 +0000 UTC]

Why the face, Dashie?

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nickyv917 In reply to DarthWill3 [2013-08-30 02:42:35 +0000 UTC]

She knows how bad this game is.

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DarthWill3 In reply to nickyv917 [2013-08-30 03:23:52 +0000 UTC]

Yeah...

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ianolivia [2013-08-15 18:37:50 +0000 UTC]

@:iconDerpDaNerps:'sΒ Critique

Yes, u r a troll. HOW IS THAT A FAIR CRITIQUE!?!?!?Β 

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ianolivia In reply to ianolivia [2013-08-15 18:38:13 +0000 UTC]

Oops the icon did not work corectly

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DerpyDash64 [2013-08-08 01:02:18 +0000 UTC]

You just made the original cover 20% cooler.

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nickyv917 In reply to DerpyDash64 [2013-08-14 17:19:37 +0000 UTC]

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DBZFan12 [2013-08-07 19:50:20 +0000 UTC]

Cosmic Race. Never heard of it.

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nickyv917 In reply to DBZFan12 [2013-08-14 17:06:55 +0000 UTC]

That's probably for the best. Β  And thanks

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DBZFan12 In reply to nickyv917 [2013-08-14 20:06:20 +0000 UTC]

No problem

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zsewq55912 In reply to DBZFan12 [2013-08-07 23:04:11 +0000 UTC]

people use this game to make fun of it, becasue will it's just bad in so many ways

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DBZFan12 In reply to zsewq55912 [2013-08-07 23:43:22 +0000 UTC]

ok

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MagnumWolf2 [2013-08-07 17:51:50 +0000 UTC]

Cool cover, but I've never played the game so I can't give an opinion of it. But still it's a cool cover.

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nickyv917 In reply to MagnumWolf2 [2013-08-14 17:06:32 +0000 UTC]

You don't wanna play it.

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Greenrob [2013-08-07 17:38:05 +0000 UTC]

another job well done

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nickyv917 In reply to Greenrob [2013-08-14 17:06:23 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

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Greenrob In reply to nickyv917 [2013-08-14 17:38:34 +0000 UTC]

np

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MasterSaruwatari [2013-08-07 17:27:47 +0000 UTC]

A Japanese ps1 game?

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nickyv917 In reply to MasterSaruwatari [2013-08-07 17:29:34 +0000 UTC]

Yep, this game never saw an American release. Β Perhaps that's for the best.

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MasterSaruwatari In reply to nickyv917 [2013-08-07 17:37:06 +0000 UTC]

what did you do in the game?

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nickyv917 In reply to MasterSaruwatari [2013-08-07 17:52:32 +0000 UTC]

Technically, it's a racing game, but you can drive through the ground and the walls. Β There's not much to the game. Β It's just bad.

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sporex2-paints In reply to nickyv917 [2013-08-07 19:33:38 +0000 UTC]

sounds like big rig racing

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nickyv917 In reply to sporex2-paints [2013-08-07 21:04:49 +0000 UTC]

Pretty much. Β Only 8 years older.

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sporex2-paints In reply to nickyv917 [2013-08-07 21:11:54 +0000 UTC]

Can you reverse faster than light?

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MasterSaruwatari In reply to nickyv917 [2013-08-07 17:53:54 +0000 UTC]

So they didn't playtest it....wow...

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playon999 In reply to nickyv917 [2013-08-07 17:31:34 +0000 UTC]

I /tried/ to play it. I SUCKED ASS. but compared to the AI, I was fucking gold medal preformance.

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