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niiyamas — (pick-up lines)

Published: 2015-10-20 20:11:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 4589; Favourites: 86; Downloads: 0
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Description { Tanaka x Reader }

*Ping*

To:
(F/n)-chan ( ˘ ³˘)❤

From: Ryuu

"On a scale of 1 to 10: You're a 9 & I'm the 1 you need."

You giggled at the message Ryuu sent you. He never failed to bring a smile to your face: he'd compliment you, hold your hand, and even once when you went to one of his volleyball practices, he ran over picked you up by your waist, and twirled you around when he spotted you.

You blushed, remembering all the things Ryuu did to make you feel like the luckiest girl in the world. You picked up your phone, and started to type back.

To: Ryuu╰(⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)╯

From: (F/n) (L/n)

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

'Try to beat that, Ryuu' you thought as, you waited for Ryuu to text back. A minute passed when your phone alerted you that you received a new message.

To: (F/n)-chan ( ˘ ³˘)❤

From: Ryuu Tanaka

"You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type."

You snorted, then started to laugh. When you finally calmed down you started to think of pick up lines 'Dammit! What's a good pick up line I can use?'

You pondered for a few more seconds, until you smirked when you found one to use. You picked up your phone and started to type when you finished you sighed happily, and flopped back down onto your bed smirking 'I wonder what Ryuu's reaction is going to be.'













(Ryuunosuke Tanaka's Pov.)

"I wonder what (F/n)'s going to write back?" Nishinoya wondered out loud, as Karasuno High's Volleyball team sat around Tanaka.

Tonight all of Karasuno's Volleyball team decided to sleep over at Tanaka's house, after many hours when everybody had started to get bored Hinata shouted about how they should play truth or dare. Many rounds later (and one blushing Asahi) everybody was standing around Tanaka, waiting for your response.

*Ping*

To: Ryuu╰(⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)╯

From: (F/n) (L/n)

"I'll treat you like my homework. I'll slam you on the table and do you all night."

"…." everybody stared at your text, not knowing how to respond.

Asahi, Suga, Kageyama, Yamaguchi, and Tanaka were blushing.

"Hehe, is Tanaka blushing?" Tsukishima teased, breaking the silence.

"SHUT UP YOU BRAT!"
Comments: 12

MrsTanaka [2016-08-27 04:35:09 +0000 UTC]

I've read this like three times, but it never fails to make me smile. It's about time I favorite it OTL

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Otaku-at-Best [2016-07-29 07:48:54 +0000 UTC]

LMAO if this isn't me XD

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JuviaFulllockser [2016-04-28 14:39:37 +0000 UTC]

I'm laughing alone XD 
that's really good thank you !!!

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MattSmithDoctor [2016-03-26 17:05:57 +0000 UTC]

This is awesome

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Koroko18 [2016-01-02 09:52:47 +0000 UTC]

Love it~!

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EILEEN1380 [2015-12-25 10:23:19 +0000 UTC]

hey excuse me i was wondering if i could repost this story ? i really love it , it made me die of laughter . you don't usually see tanaka x reader fanficts that often .
if you would be willing to give permission , i will send the link and give you all credits !

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ggg805 [2015-10-21 14:26:59 +0000 UTC]

beautifull, perfecto I'm laughing so hard while i reading this

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niiyamas In reply to ggg805 [2015-10-22 19:32:36 +0000 UTC]

omg ty ty

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yoshiina [2015-10-20 23:46:41 +0000 UTC]

*screams in the distance* TTTAAAAAANNNNNAAAAAAKKKAAAA!!
IM DYING.

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niiyamas In reply to yoshiina [2015-10-22 19:35:10 +0000 UTC]

i swear tanaka is literally one of my favorite characters in hq

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AFreckledDanysaur [2015-10-20 23:35:41 +0000 UTC]

That was brilliant XD I'm laughing so hard...

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niiyamas In reply to AFreckledDanysaur [2015-10-22 19:35:22 +0000 UTC]

lmao glad u enjoyed it

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