Comments: 63
Dr-InSean [2016-06-10 05:50:56 +0000 UTC]
I hope she doesn't say anything too fierce. She's gonna need an Apple to drive her home, after all.
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Buckykatt42 [2016-02-26 04:49:57 +0000 UTC]
Rarity you are drunk go home!
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lightyearpig [2015-09-19 17:24:05 +0000 UTC]
Go home Rarity, you're drunk.
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cajobif [2015-09-14 01:03:16 +0000 UTC]
"I-I-I will put you into the *hic* coconut and drink you both..."
Wonderful work
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Paulicus1 [2015-08-27 10:45:12 +0000 UTC]
This actually gave me an idea for a short story. Would you mind if I used this as cover art?
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otakuap In reply to Paulicus1 [2015-08-27 14:10:36 +0000 UTC]
sure, go ahead, and let me know how it turned out.
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otakuap In reply to Paulicus1 [2015-09-11 10:47:49 +0000 UTC]
thank you, i cant wait read it.
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Paulicus1 In reply to otakuap [2015-09-11 21:11:05 +0000 UTC]
Let me know what you think!
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otakuap In reply to Paulicus1 [2015-09-12 10:55:36 +0000 UTC]
i finally had the time to read it, and its good, i really liked it.
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Paulicus1 In reply to otakuap [2015-09-12 18:32:17 +0000 UTC]
Thanks! It was fun to write.
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ThirstyBoi39 [2015-07-22 19:29:43 +0000 UTC]
"You think you're so *hic* tough. You wanna take this outside?"
"Uh, Rares?"
"1v1 me quickscope only on Nuketown m8 *hic*!"
"Ah think you've have enough cider for today. Let's get you home."
"Don't you *hic* get it? You see the hat?! I am Mrs. Nesbit!"
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Mystic2760 In reply to ThirstyBoi39 [2015-08-05 14:27:56 +0000 UTC]
"Eehahahah!!"
"Snap outta it, sugarcube!"
XD
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acanthas [2015-06-27 04:53:43 +0000 UTC]
tfw so drunk you're arguing with fruit
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LateCustomer [2015-06-18 05:09:53 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, you *hic* yous tell 'em, Rara!
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Summer-breeze-pony-4 [2015-06-15 23:12:49 +0000 UTC]
Look out! Look out!
Pink ponies on parade
Here they come!
Hippety hoppety
They're here and there
Pink ponies ev'rywhere
Look out! Look out!
They're walking around the bed
On their head
Clippety cloppety
Arrayed in braid
Pink ponies on parade
What'll I do? What'll I do?
What an unusual view!
I could stand the sight of worms
And look at microscopic germs
But technicolor pachyderms
Is really much for me
I am not the type to faint
When things are odd or things
are quaint
But seeing things you know that ain't
Can certainly give you an awful fright!
What a sight!
Chase 'em away!
Chase 'em away!
I'm afraid need your aid
Pink ponies on parade!
Pink ponies!
Pink ponies!
Rarity: pinkie *hic* pie. Get outta myy *hic* apullll...
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RigbyH00ves [2015-06-13 17:06:45 +0000 UTC]
I told ja sugercube...Too much cider breaks yer brain...
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Scyphi [2015-06-13 00:14:16 +0000 UTC]
Applejack is questioning to herself whether or not she actually wants to get involved with this...
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Paulicus1 [2015-06-10 23:25:42 +0000 UTC]
"...and what do *you* know about fashion, galavanting around in that gaudy red outfit without so much as a kerchief for an accent...!" *hic*
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Kyoshyu In reply to Paulicus1 [2015-07-14 22:21:55 +0000 UTC]
...best reply so far.
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BenPanced-II [2015-06-10 22:22:13 +0000 UTC]
Better go a little easy on that cider, Rara. You'll be seeing pink Griffons pretty soon.
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jyroman53 [2015-06-10 18:41:04 +0000 UTC]
Rarity : I wonder how this big apple can fit into this cider mug !
Applejack : *she must be drunk*
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WeasleFire [2015-06-10 14:01:26 +0000 UTC]
AYEM DRUNK, YE DON'T HAVE AN EXCUSE.
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Emeralddragon2 [2015-06-10 05:09:21 +0000 UTC]
GO HOME APPLE, UR DRUNK.
GIMME YO KEYS.
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Tauntalus [2015-06-10 04:04:12 +0000 UTC]
...not touching it. Nope.
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Legate47 [2015-06-10 03:05:43 +0000 UTC]
I'm not a bad apple *hic* You're a bad apple.
What!?
Quiet Pinkie. This is a *hic* private *hic matter.
I think you've had enough cider.
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MoppyPuppy [2015-06-10 00:31:05 +0000 UTC]
AJ: You know Rarity, we could be having sexual intercourse right now.
Rarity: Yes but what will we do about this apple? Heck with it, I'll be on top.
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Goldymarg [2015-06-09 22:11:57 +0000 UTC]
"You can't tell me what tuh do with these knives!"
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timfortune9 [2015-06-09 22:09:12 +0000 UTC]
"Why aren't you another mug of cider yet?"
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JizzLizz [2015-06-09 21:19:08 +0000 UTC]
one too many mugs of cider?
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Tauntalus In reply to JizzLizz [2015-06-10 03:57:39 +0000 UTC]
Mugs? Who said anything about mugs?
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JizzLizz In reply to Tauntalus [2015-06-10 11:29:52 +0000 UTC]
ok. . . . . . . whats beside the apple?
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Tauntalus In reply to JizzLizz [2015-06-10 23:10:57 +0000 UTC]
That, my friend, is a pint.
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JizzLizz In reply to Tauntalus [2015-06-10 23:37:27 +0000 UTC]
It comes in pints? I'm getting one
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Eboy4190 [2015-06-09 17:53:11 +0000 UTC]
"ANdd whahy the ckhell aree applez rehd anywey..? REHD'S NAHT EVIN THAAT GREAHT OF A KCOLORrrr....."
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Gamingbrony88 [2015-06-09 15:27:10 +0000 UTC]
Awesome!^^ lovely colors^^
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OmniAntares [2015-06-09 14:51:40 +0000 UTC]
oh god rarity's drunk.
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SonnenGammaBlitz [2015-06-09 14:27:56 +0000 UTC]
... And after a long conversation, the apple rolled out and committed suicide.
He couldn't handle all the dark and dirty secrets the drunken mare had told him...
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CommanderEX [2015-06-09 07:54:26 +0000 UTC]
Applejack: One cup of cider, one cup of cider and ya already can't see diference between an apple and me.
Rarity: Quiet Apple Bloom, Applejack and i have an important conversation.
Applejack" Sigh...
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SalamiShowdown [2015-06-09 06:18:57 +0000 UTC]
"Applejack, part of your cutie mark has fallen off!"
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RoyCalbeck [2015-06-09 06:00:24 +0000 UTC]
Go home Rarity, you're drunk.
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Gapeagle [2015-06-09 03:14:31 +0000 UTC]
"Applejack, I demand you make this apple apologize! He insulted my sister."
"Uhh....I'm not sure..."
"Well, you are part of their kind, aren't you?"
"Oh I see how it is..."
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SomeRandomMinion [2015-06-09 02:08:27 +0000 UTC]
Rarity: "Applejack? You seem to have missed a FEW steps in turning this apple into cider..."
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