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Pechan — the Lonely Martian
Published: 2005-08-12 00:11:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 9245; Favourites: 241; Downloads: 382
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the reason why Martian Manhunter is so lonely.whenever i read the comics, he's usually by himself. eating. like me!! XD just kidding, i eat with other even fatter people so i don't feel too bad about my weight.
uhhh, i made the chibi batman look kinda like a weird vampire/shadow/spawn being. ah well.
aaaaaaaanyways, i love J'onn J'onzz. his powers really do kick @$$, he never really uses them though. (except if you read Trial by Fire and Terror Incognita)
and no one really focuses on how much j'onn goes coo coo for oreos anymore. i think the latest i've seen that bit was in the comic where Superman's having lady troubles with his wife Ms. Lane, but Lois was really just Parasite in disguise, but Supes didn't know and wanted to take her on a spin in J'onn's martian spaceship to another planet for a second honeymoon with Lois/Parasite, and J'onn's all, "k." and Supes noticed he had oreos and asked for one, and j'onn was all, "just. ONE. " with the glowy red eyes and sh!t, and the little honeymooon sucked cause Lois/Parasite was being a b!tch.
god i'm lame. XD
** EDIT**
i did this after watching 's thingy for a minute. [link]
i love it, and blinking light's hypnotize me. @_@
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Comments: 78
Hilarious! I love the style, too especially for such serious characters
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trial by fire is a comic that made me cry fucking rivers because of 1)jonn is painted in a style which just isnt his and 2)yeah... sad story
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I always thought that the reason he was so lonely was because he was the last of his people, but now I know the REAL reason!
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Hahah lol nice job made me laugh I <3 J'onn J'onn= awesomeness lol good job
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LOL.
Don't mess with a man and his Oreo cookies.
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Oh, J'onny. I teh luffz u. ~ 
This is stupid-cute. Your chibi-style > mine in adorable-ness. Also, J'onn and his oreo addiction is probably one of my favorite running jokes of all time. X3
Holy crap, I'm so far behind on Justice League comics. I've been afraid to read them ever since I heard that they killed J'onn off. T_T (WHYYY DO MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS ALWAYS DIE!?)
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lol same here. i love how oreos is like his crack. and i was super sad when j'onn died. ><;; i thought they did his funeral/death so well, it seriously brought a tear to my eye.
but hey, they may bring him back in a year or so.
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XD
and Batman looks good as a shadow like that, maybe you could have even put him hiding in a shadow
...oh and FAVE!!
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Did you know why him is always eating cookies?
They say it's because chocolate cookies works in martian physiology like marijuana in human physiology...
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so when he ingests delectable chocolate wafers n' cream sandwiches he goes on the fade? =O
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I think so.
Did you have observed how anxious him can be, when he can't buy more cookies or someone steal them from him?
That's it.
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Love the picture, it's great! Only 'quit' is misspelled...
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yeah, typo makes it like she's saying something that should be a lower volume. ah well.
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Thats so cute! I love J'onn J'onnz!
...But where the frik are the comix that show his oreo fetish???
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ummm... they're harder to find nowadays. sometimes, where he's reading or working, you can spot a box of oreos lying around somewhere. but he still loves them to death. 
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HAHAHAHA!! I gotta question though. How do you read all of these stories? I want to read through a goodly portion of the JLA comics (mostly for J'onn) but there's no way in Hell I'm buying them all! Do you know of a way I can read a whole series? I've read some condensed "books"...I can't remember what they call them...that have whole mini-series in them at libraries before. I just want to veg out and read like for days just from as far back as possible into the present. I heard they made a new Manhunter comic too and that J'onn discovers there were living Martians enslaved by the American government. I REALLY wanna get my hands on those! Tell me, tell me, tell me!!!!
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unfortunately, graphic novels is the main source of JLA info i get. i used to buy the comics monthly but that got old. i only got a few arcs concerining j'onn... (a totel of at least 3 JLA arcs revolve around j'onn.)
you can always google him up too, lol. if you just want his history.
and i wanna get thsoe too, the new martian manhunter series. just to check em out at least. you can always be an asshole and read them at the comic shops and never buy them, lol. but that would be horrible.
i can't think of a website that has anything that current on martian manhunter. i bet if you looked hard enough you'll find one. or maybe not, he's not exactly a popular JLA member.
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Verry awesome, Histarical even! Dude, this just flat out rocks! This should be in the newspaper or somthing!
Happy Jesus's Birthday,
ShadowArtist
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whaaa? no way. 
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Wow! 
God bless,
Moviemaker4Christ
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thanks. merry christmas, too. n_n
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D'aww. Batsie is cute. Although the lidddle green guy is KYUTER! Nice chibis.
For a long time, I didn't get the Oreo addiction thing either. And I don't really see him eating that much (true according to JLU), but maybe that's because I don't read too many comics. (Trial By Fire PwNz XP) *pokes Oreos* You think he'll let me have one?
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D'aww. Batsie is cute. Although the lidddle green guy is KYUTER! Nice chibis.
For a long time, I didn't get the Oreo addiction thing either. And I don't really see him eating that much (true according to JLU), but maybe that's because I don't read too many comics. (Trial By Fire PwNz XP) *pokes Oreos* You thin he'll let me have one?
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The Batman looks awesome, love how Wonder Woman's all pissed. Batman just seems to expect it. Great work! ^_^
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awwww..poor poor J'onn.....*feels very sorry for him...*..
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hey, i luv this pic. iz so cute! batman iz tha cute'st! aawww ^.^~
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that is just too cute!
I love how you drew Batman
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I can hear Batman just menacing him. How fabulous...
Kudos!!
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I love chibi batman! Poor J'onn and his lonely eating disorder
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hehehe! i love the way you drew them. ^^ your art is awesome
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hahahaha. gotta love it. oreo's i mean, wonder woman's a harlot.
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lol thats cute! i love the batman chibi!!
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