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Published: 2017-05-17 19:00:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 24087; Favourites: 370; Downloads: 106
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Description In one of the IDW comics, Snips explained his own cutie mark to Snails. I thought it was time to explain Snails's cutie mark.
'Blessed with Suck' is actually a TVtropes term.

Thanks to Middy for his advice re. the script.
My Patron's OC's featured in panel 3 are Magello 's Southern Comfort and MrPOSSLQ 's Longhaul. I hope everyone ships them by now.
The clerk OC pony is just a random pony I created. Any resemblance to any character is a coincidence. Feel free to suggest a name for her in the comments.

If you translate or repost this comic, please do it outside of DA. Thanks! MLP and its characters belong to Hasbro. May 17, 2017, EQD comic post

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Comments: 105

Fuzzcut [2018-05-19 05:30:55 +0000 UTC]

According to the My Little Pony ulitmate handbook, Snips is the smartest pony in ponyville. I don't believe that.

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Nautilus18 In reply to Fuzzcut [2019-01-07 05:32:12 +0000 UTC]

He's just waiting for the right moment.

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Fuzzcut In reply to Nautilus18 [2019-01-11 05:27:10 +0000 UTC]

Actually, I misread that, it said, he's the smallest pony in Ponyville! Aren't Featherweight and Pipsqueak smaller though?

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arthunter3 In reply to Fuzzcut [2019-08-02 23:07:10 +0000 UTC]

It may had been before those two existed.

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Fuzzcut In reply to arthunter3 [2024-04-26 01:14:48 +0000 UTC]

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arthunter3 In reply to Fuzzcut [2024-04-26 01:16:15 +0000 UTC]

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Fuzzcut In reply to arthunter3 [2024-04-26 02:14:48 +0000 UTC]

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WubcakeVA [2017-09-22 11:08:47 +0000 UTC]

Dubbed your comic! www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjUMwg…

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Pony-Berserker In reply to WubcakeVA [2017-09-23 04:37:13 +0000 UTC]

Well done, thanks

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WubcakeVA In reply to Pony-Berserker [2017-09-23 04:50:48 +0000 UTC]

Haha thanks!

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ThunderspeakVA [2017-09-14 20:11:30 +0000 UTC]

I was wondering if its ok, if I could do a dub on this and I will credit you even put a link to this comic, if not I understand but keep up thr good work on your comics and art

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Pony-Berserker In reply to ThunderspeakVA [2017-09-15 20:31:12 +0000 UTC]

OK, you can

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ThunderspeakVA In reply to Pony-Berserker [2017-09-15 20:37:29 +0000 UTC]

Yay , thanks and if u like I could link you the video once it done

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Pony-Berserker In reply to ThunderspeakVA [2017-09-15 20:37:57 +0000 UTC]

OK

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EntropicLizards [2017-08-21 04:39:20 +0000 UTC]

Well somebody once told him,

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dan232323 [2017-07-26 06:31:13 +0000 UTC]

Something VERY different poped in my head when i first saw the title O.O

Good thing you didn't go there...

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Ascoutnoonelikes In reply to dan232323 [2018-03-21 14:08:56 +0000 UTC]

what do you- OH

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Kyoshyu [2017-06-20 02:05:31 +0000 UTC]

And he's sadly... right!

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AndrewGWilliams [2017-06-11 21:45:46 +0000 UTC]

Somebody once told him so, and that the world was gonna roll him, too.

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MarcusTheDeer [2017-05-28 10:07:07 +0000 UTC]

I see what you did there.

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Charmless-Crescent97 In reply to MarcusTheDeer [2017-06-01 10:58:05 +0000 UTC]

To be fair, that dept. head was looking kind of dumb and if she had a finger and thumb, they'd be an L on her forehead. 

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Th3Kebab In reply to Charmless-Crescent97 [2018-03-25 04:52:44 +0000 UTC]

Well, you know what they say! The years start comin' and they don't stop comin'!

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MarcusTheDeer In reply to Charmless-Crescent97 [2017-06-01 11:02:59 +0000 UTC]

Lol

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CartoonMetalWarrior [2017-05-26 02:55:03 +0000 UTC]

That door number is significant.... it's the year my mom graduated. I need to start catching back up on the comics. I recently ordered the last volumes of FiM and Friends Forever and the recent ones will be released in a few months.

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firefightandothers [2017-05-23 20:59:19 +0000 UTC]

I think that very statement proves it.

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Deadpone [2017-05-22 22:53:36 +0000 UTC]

Snails isn't entirely unemployable. He can at least catch balls in a bucket.

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karkovice1 [2017-05-21 22:32:08 +0000 UTC]

You ain't foolin' nobody, Snips.

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GwDuncan [2017-05-21 21:47:47 +0000 UTC]

This so reminds me of when Homer wanted to be able to work at home due to a disability

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lynx318 [2017-05-20 19:41:41 +0000 UTC]

He has a point. (If no edge)

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bronybyexception [2017-05-20 15:10:21 +0000 UTC]

You have to acknowledge that the well fair state in Equestria would be streamlined as hell given that from age 8+ it is acknowledged whether you are worth anything as a pony or not

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AJR001 [2017-05-19 15:27:32 +0000 UTC]

Bad puns.

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Keriwi1 [2017-05-19 12:19:35 +0000 UTC]

Well, jokes on Snails, he is apparently sports all stars and master of controlling stuff with his horn magic.

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ArcCahlon [2017-05-19 11:37:24 +0000 UTC]

well congrats snips we have plenty of jobs that won't require you to be in a shed so when would you like to start work?

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ToastyTop [2017-05-19 01:42:53 +0000 UTC]

kekk

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Mokey1980s [2017-05-18 23:49:33 +0000 UTC]

Lol, Snip's punchline to go along with his plan makes this a funny comic strip. Also Snails' understanding of the welfare system (along with his zen-like catch-anything abilities) makes you wonder how much he reeeeeaally knows.

Well played

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crazyseandx [2017-05-18 23:26:25 +0000 UTC]

If you didn't sing that last line or imagine Smash Mouth's singer singing it, you have not been on the internet long enough.

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QuantumBranching [2017-05-18 21:56:32 +0000 UTC]

He can still get a job at whatever the Pony equivalent of the DMV is...

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KumoriWind [2017-05-18 21:29:14 +0000 UTC]

I like and I don't at the same time.

On the one hand it's funny (especially Snips trying and failing to get disabilty).

However as someone who has Asbergers Syndrome and who has suffered IMMENSELY in grade school and is now on Social Security I can tell you this: When you can't concentrate for more than three hours at a time on anything, NO ONE will willingly hire you.

Hell PBS newshour had a story on a few weeks ago where they found that most employers in FLAGRANT VIOLATION of the "Americans with Disablites Act" discard ANY job application where you indicate that you are on the Autism Spectrum, making it almost impossible to get a job.

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Midnight--Blaze In reply to KumoriWind [2017-05-19 01:17:10 +0000 UTC]

*Aspergers.

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CW0513 In reply to KumoriWind [2017-05-18 23:41:48 +0000 UTC]

Although you have a very valid point, I think you might have over interpreted the punchline of an otherwise unrelated joke.

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Sturmlion1 [2017-05-18 21:05:23 +0000 UTC]

 "Sister, I need a fresh target for my new disintegration spell!"
 "Check the 'BwS' Files. That's why I have them!"
 "Thank you! And Thank you Mr Snails for volunteering!"

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Shadow-Ichigo [2017-05-18 19:57:45 +0000 UTC]

Boy, there are many useful marks, and maybe useless ones to balance it out

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PhoenixFlambe [2017-05-18 16:12:49 +0000 UTC]

On the contrary, you are. If not you have brick as a cutie mark.

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Scyphi [2017-05-18 14:17:55 +0000 UTC]

Well, at least he's honest...

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tigreanpony [2017-05-18 11:55:18 +0000 UTC]

Lol, that was hilarious.

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Jatheus [2017-05-18 10:09:11 +0000 UTC]

Bahahaha!

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Maverickwolfzx [2017-05-18 07:38:29 +0000 UTC]

Also available for blank flanks?

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Jesper6 [2017-05-18 07:29:41 +0000 UTC]

I loved Snails in Buckball Season. He's so incredibly Zen.

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PhoenixFlambe In reply to Jesper6 [2017-05-18 16:13:18 +0000 UTC]

That's why he takes it slow.

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DevilDan83 In reply to Jesper6 [2017-05-18 15:53:04 +0000 UTC]

He has no trouble clearing his mind.

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