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''And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...''GAAHH! Stupid interspecies fantasy. Meyer has some issues.
Fucking Twilight. D:<
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And so the cattle fell in love with the grass...."
To me, this line implies that he's still gonna eat her at some point. Which actually would've been a more interesting ending. To me, at least.
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And so the Wolf fell in love with the moose
And so the shark fell in love with the tuna
And so the hawk fell in love with the rabbit
And so the bear fell in love with the salmon
And so the cheetah fell in love with the gazelle
And so the polar bear fell in love with the seal
And so the snake fell in love with the rat
And it goes on and on and ON!
I hate Twilight!
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And so the lion fell in love with the lamb, But they he remembered that lions eat lambs, and decided to have dinner instead. The End
Good night children, sleep well.
Actually, the whole phrase of "And the lion shall lie down with the lamb" (which was the original phrase) actually came from the Bible. Funny how now everyone quotes it from a story dealing with the undead (or fantasy fairy).
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.....and they lived happily ever after in Sparkle Land. Then Fox/Lion got hungry and ate Chicken/Lamb. She was tasty. The End.
Oh god, lamest slogan ever. Yeah it's so LIEK TOTALLY ROMANTIC YAH!!!
Not. This is brilliant though. It would be awesome on a T-shirt-you should sell them to fellow Twi-Haters.
If you squint, it could even be taken as David/Jesus or Devil/Jesus. Just saying.
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Mind if I copy this parody metaphor into my signature? I'll put the credit down as well. x3 I hate "And so, the lion fell in love with the lamb." metaphor. It makes no sense.. how is food sexy?! D-:
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It makes the same amount of sense. XD I want to use this now whenever I get bombarded with that stupid phrase.
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And so, reality bit Meyer in the ass and bar-b-q'd her fantasy fairy.
With extra sparklesauce.
Wasn't that a great story kids. :imhappyplz:
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the fangirls of twilight is one of the reasons why im ashamed of being a girl...
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Ha, ha, ha! 
"Remember boys and girls: don't let the V7 Comment Gestapo get you!"
All things considered, Dracula would kick Edward's butt without hardly even trying. I even tried to arrange the fight, but Dracula said...
"Not worth my time." Smart guy. Huh?
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I love how few people actually know where the lion and lamb reference came from.
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....whom then proceeded to be eaten by the Fox's sister-in-law.
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Thank you because that line pissed me off it's your damn food whats so sexy about it? It would be like me trying to bang a taco, we don't like our food like that food is food.
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"And so the bird fell in love with the bread". Or how about "And so the sun fell in love with the popscicle". I love the slug and cabbage one, though.
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And so the phrat boy fell in love with the kegger...
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I laughed while reading that. XD
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this.....is one of the most epic things i have ever seen...
and it pwns the original quote....so much. X3
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I almost choked on my food when I saw this. 'Tis quite funny.
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Personally, I think "so the slug fell in love with the cabbage" suits the relationship best, but this made me smile too. 
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I lol'd, being tired, personally, of hearing that dumbass phrase. How on earth is it cute to say a lion fell in love with a lamb?
I guess it has some truth, though. Bella makes a pretty good sheep.
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The lion and the lamb thing came from the Bible...
Something according to "one day lions and lambs will lay down together" talking about heaven where nothing eats anything else, where we're all friends and shit. That load of bull.
But I think fox and chicken suits better. Edward's skittish like a fox and Bella has no actual thought like a chicken.
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My god, it's true!
Let's hear it for ridiculously unhealthy romance...
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I was never able to get into Twilight. I tried reading it and i nearly wanted to toss it into the fire place. I am one of those people that if the beginning is unappealing then I do not continue reading. And to me this whole "He likes me, he likes me not" teen drama thing going on at the beginning of the first book was very undesirable to me.
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LMAO XD i love this. i hate twilight. ^__^ and i DESPISE bella/kristen stewart.
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And so the fox fell in love with the chicken....and ate it.
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