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I looove my new glasses โฅ People say that now I REALLY look like a graphic designer XDRelated content
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c: No worries.
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You're so beautiful! <3 Nuo uudet lasit on aivan mahtavat (joku seuraa vรคhรคn blogia 8I ) BD
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muahaha ne on aika kovikset XD โฅ Kaikki on iha rakastuneita niihin :'D
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YOU WAS ALWAYS COOL
ALWAYS
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oh my.. B) *feels proud*
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i could neeeever
get away with hair like that
even if my mother didn't faint
my hair is super curly
*jealous*
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well my mom is already used to seeing me doing things like this xD of course she doesn't like it but hey it's my life :''D
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No, now you look like a nerd.
A NERD WHO NEEDS A WEDGIE.
AS WELL AS A SUBTRACTION OF LUNCH MONEY.
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD.
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OH NOOOO! *runs away crying*
there goes my coolness
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YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER NERD.
CAUSE YOUR A NERD.
AND NERDS ARE TERRIBLE AT ATHLETIC EVENTS.
Also you still cool toots.
Just nerdy.
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that's true by the way, I can't run even ten meters I'd say :l
cool nerd, that sounds unusual XD
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Who said you could even run?
It's more like flailing about while walking at a brisk pace.
I could effectively chase you down on a cheap plastic tricycle and still catch you.
AND A GIRLY ONE AT THAT.
But yeah it's a nice title.
It gives you the prestige honor to make meetings with the the king nerd.
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boohoo, I need a car to get away XD or maybe I just endure this whole humiliation :l
OOH! How cool.. but who is the king nerd? >__>
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Yeah, you'll have to endure.
Since you know; Nerds don't have cars.
Maybe a bike if your lucky but that's it.
Alas though, as for the King Nerd I have no idea.
Though when I do discover his location you can bet it will be a world wide disaster as I kick his butt all across World. LITERALLY.
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damn.. I almost had a car once, then my mom sold it :C
Hohoho, then I could be the next king nerd! >8D
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Ouch. If you had a car you could have upgraded to a car jockey.
Which is better than a nerd by some degree.
Though with gas prices it would be a very expensive title to hold.
Also... yeah, king nerd's are chosen through a select screen processing done by the secret circle of nerdians. Who decide all that is nerd based.
So you would have to talk to them about that.
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yeah, I'm too poor to be a car jockey so I'll just stick with being nerd :'D
...you know very much nerd things for a commoner... are you sure you're not a nerd yourself? XD
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You best.
Otherwise I'll have to find another nerd to hang from a flagpole by their underwear.
I'm not a commoner. I'M A 60'S STYLE PUNK WEARIN' LEATHER JACKETS, GREASED HAIR, SWITCH BLADES AND ZIP GUNS BABY. I only know about nerds cause it's always good to know your hunters and your prey. And they are the prey.
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NOOOO my underwear can't take the pressure, they're too girly! D8 ...or I'm too heavy for them >__>
well aren't you cool XD YOU'RE JUST A BIG MEANIE! : D
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I;m sure they can.
Nerds usually let their parents do the clothes shopping. ' < '
Also yes. I am a big ol' meanie.
BUT I'M THE 118TH BEST ONE.
Next year I'm going to be a candidate for getting into the top 100.
It's going to be so cash~ U < U
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oh no, not me : D I can be a nerd, but at least I do it fashionably! 8C my clothes are one thing I won't let people mess around with :''D
well good luck with that XD I'll be cheering for your success! :''D
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OH. SO I suppose your one of those, "Hipster Nerds" which are all the rage.
YEAH WELL. AT LEAST NOW I KNOW YOUR UNDERWEAR WILL BE STRONG ENOUGH FOR THE FLAGPOLE.
Also I don't need luck.
Just a helmet.
Cause I don't want a repeat like last year. :U
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nah, I'm too hipster to be a hipster so I prefer myself as 'cool nerd' XD lol
what's the helmet for?
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Well you don't get the option. u < u
Cause I said so.
Hipster Nerd.
Also if you must know, last year on the island a guy got me in the back of the head with a metal pipe and knocked me out cold.
If it had been a aluminum or copper pipe I would have been fine.
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YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME! >8l
ima cool nerd >Bl
well shame on you, you should always have protection with you u___u
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OH, BUT HERE'S THE THING.
Imm'a gonna beats you up and then make you do my homework.
Then I'm gonna steal your lunch money.
Then steal your love interest.
Cause I'm a bully. c:<
Well sorry.
Swimming across the Atlantic ocean a shark stole it.
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well go a head and try :'D
I don't even do my own homework and even if I'd make your homework I would write on every page that "I take it in the ass" >8D
...aaaand I don't have any luch money, I'm a poor student :C
And good luck with the love interest! She's so gay she'd chop your cock off if you'd ever try anything :''D
THIS NERD WILL FIGHT UNTIL THE END! >8O
oh maaaaan, now there's a invincible shark somewhere in the Atlantic ocean :l
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I WILL.
Also if you did that I would get another nerd to fix it.
I have like a hierarchy of nerds to do my work.
In fact I have one ladder that works on statues depicting me fighting wild animals. Like Hippos.
And your gal pal couldn't chop of my dicks cause it's like steel baby.
I would probably break the knife.
Also don't worry about that shark, when I swam back to America I made sure to take care of him.
PERSONALLY.
By which I gutted him and ate him.
After I sold some of him to some of him to people on shore of course.
Shark meat is quite expensive you know. :U
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well aren't you mighty? XD dick of steel? sounds... troublesome : D
noooo you big meanie :C now that poor shark's family is sad somewhere >:C
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Yes, I am.
And yes, it is.
But as for the sharks family it's alright.
I killed them to.
So no one was sad.
:>
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....i'm sad for the sharks :C
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Do not worry.
They fed many starving rich people.
Cause the starving children in Mexico could not afford my ludicrous prices even with all their dimes and nickles combined.
:>
ALSO I MADE NECKLACES FROM THERE BONES!!!
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that doesn't make me happy! XD
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Oh.
Well.
While I was down in the Atlantic I saw some Mermaids.
We talked a bit and ultimately agreed that Poseidon was a dick.
then Poseidon got mad at me and caused me to be lost at sea for 2 days.
He tried to do the whole forever lost thing but I was too smart for him.
Does that make you happy?
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only if you'll bring me some mermaids โฅ
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But they can't survive on land.
Also the government has a thing against them... something about them not helping America during the cold war.
So if I brought one ashore even, the thing would be scooped and dissected by scientists faster than the last hot pocket in a fat mans fridge.
But you know if you ever go to the beach I'll make a call and see if one them can meet you off the shore.
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woohoo that would be so nice โฅ they're such a pretty creatures =3=
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Pretty?
Well... I guess from a scientific standpoint.
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but they are pretty :< some of them, at least...
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Well yeah, the Sirens (which are sort of like mermaids) are pretty hot.
But they'll make you crash into rocks.
Also they have a tendency to cheat on you with other men.
Well actually, I guess the only, "Cute" mermaids are located near the Lost city of Atlantis.
Which I am bond by contract to not reveal.
Though I tell you they are pretty cool looking.
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those damn sirens >:C you could teach them a lesson or two... >__>
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I DO.
By not crashing into their rocks and calling them names.
That puts them in a sour mood and makes them think they are fat.
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oh maaaan, now you've done it :C you should never insult women, that's just no good :/
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Tell that to all the sailors at the bottom of their rocks.
OH WAIT YOU CAN'T, THEY DIED FROM THE BOAT WRECKING CRASH.
Trust me, those Sirens need a little bad mouthing.
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