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Rosellia-chan — my craxy nite!!!!! part 2
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Published: 2012-04-22 04:42:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 230; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 0
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heyy my naem is daev and i like my toasterits been liek two weeks since whatevur happened last weeek like srsly i dont even know what was going on there but HOPY SHIT THAT WAS WACK
anyways my hoy mom that lived in new yrok was totally having a bitching party and she even invited me so like HELL YEAH I'M FUCKING GOING LIKE HANDS DOWNN
so i told my bro about that and he was like "Yeah, man. That's cool and shit. Besides, I got my bro Thollux here to keep me some company." bro triumphantly waved solluxs hippo kitty panties arund like they were the fucking american flug
but they werent the flagg becus this is AMRICA NOT HELIO KITTY
im just ranbling though.
jawn decided hed go with me too because hes awesome and cant live without me so we got two plane ticks and flew down to my mom's city since were cool like that and HATERS GONNA HATE
int he airport we ran into some bitch and she was real bitchy. her name was like virska fuck i don't know i wasnt paying attention. but she seemd to get along well with jawn so i guess thats good. they talked alot about nic cage and i just sat there the whole tiem saying 'stop das ghey'
but they didn't stop.
they nevur stop.
truns out varskit was invited to my mam's party two so she just decided shed hand around us because shes a MEGA LEEECHHH1!! jawn didnt care so i didnt either bcus i am the bestest bro ever hell fucking yes.
we reched her house and nocked on the door. mom answered swiftly like a slick ass motherfucker and i was surprised. the three of us stepped anside and alredy there were sum people here.
i locked around and saw kamama and gamzee and WOW EVEN ROSE!!! rose had apparlnty broke up with tarvos tho bcus she was makin on kanumu. we all knew she lieked the ladies like WOAH REALLY.
karkat was there two which confused me a lil but i tried not to hink abut it. i mean i didnt even rly remember much about that whole dance incident, jus wut the otters told me. i had no problem with the guy but you know what? what the fuck ever i am a strong independent black woman.
a little later eqious came by and was accumpanied by that one duch ampoura. like who the hell did he think he wus bein all up in here?? GO BACK TO THE CORNER WHERE YOU BELONG. oh im sorry i just dont like him that much. v__v but equiso was cool so that made everything pechy again.
the party officially started at 8 once all the guests had rarrived and broght all teh booze they culd. we then proceeded to get hammered like nobody's bussiness. i saw gazme walk over to roz and kanamy (who were sitll makin out) and sai to the ladies,, "wElL wOuLd YoU lOoK aT tHiS! iTs A mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcKlE! mInD iF i JoIn?
)""I Do Not Mind Gayme" kanemry stated. rose nodded and said, "But of course."
and then i turned away becus reasons.
equios was talking to karkat and had somehow brough up the subject of ponies (exclaiming his particular fodness of some rainbow dash). kk didnt seem to pleased ("FUCK FUCK FUCK" was basically all u herd) but then again this is karkat were talking about like WOW MAJOR MOOD PROBLEMS DUDE and so yeah fuck that guy. eridan simply made creepy faces at my mom and bcus my mom was also a crepur she wriggled her eyebronze at him. i didnt want to kno where that was goin (though i had a sinking suspcion he was no longer 'forevver alone") so i engaged jawn in polite conversation.
we talked about real shitty movies and stuff ("Like OMG HAVE YOU SEEN HUMAN CENTIPEDE? HAHA DAS GHEY BRO") while vurskii starred at his ass teh entire time. like wow rude.
at this point we were all compltly hammured. i mean i culdnt even SEE STRAIGHT i was so out of it. feeling rly tired all of a sudden, i ignored the shiit out of jawn and heded upstairs to teh bedrums. i plopped dawn on the bed and feel asleep.
when i woke back up i went into the bathroom. i brushed my teeth with the toothbrush and all that jazz. i looked into da mirror.
i dropped my toothbrush.
im andru hussie.
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IBWIGHKSDHFGYUVHISDJHKLXJVNKSDJLFGHSBFHKDJNDFB X ICANTEVEN!!! STAP HALP DAS GAYYY xDDDD
what the fuck ever i am a strong independent black woman. SOFUCKYOUYOLO
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I simply can't believe the twist ending.
I feelings that were swelling in me at that moment in time were of shock, anger, fear, sadness, and constipation.
The immense detail of the story was amazing, much like the first part of this beautiful series, so it was if.... As if I could feel myself at the party, dancing with one of the characters and drinking until I couldn't even see my own hands. I have to say that I am quite glad you made part two a bit longer, since My Craxy Nite definitely deserves more than just a paragraph, even if that paragraph is a very well written one.
Again, back to the twist.
I simply loved how you added so many minor details of shock, like Dave dropping his tooth brush. I believe that represents him finally accepting his true form and name, after many years of believing he was this "Dave Strider" for so many years after getting out of the institution. I felt tears dripping down my cheeks as the name Andrew Hussie appeared. I felt his pain. I felt the shock, denial, and... Some sort of anger that I couldn't place a finger on. I was Dave. No, I was Hussie. The raw emotion that you display so easily and clearly in this story is breath-taking, and, damn, I didn't want any of it to end any time soon.
I agree with my fellow reviewer, , that My Craxy Nite deserves a 10/10 on the ratings. Though if it were up to me, I would give it a 9001/10. Please never stop writing, for you have gave me the experience of a life time with your words.
-DaisukeBaka
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The characterization was simply beautiful. The writing was so in depth and so deep and meaningful. It was just fantastic. I expected nothing else from the author of My Craxy Night. I eagerly look forward to more of this beautiful and incredible series. 10/10 Stars.
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