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Published: 2015-12-21 01:05:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 566; Favourites: 28; Downloads: 0
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Trust me, you don't want what these guys are handing out. I'd tell you what it is but it's better that you don't know; it's so horrible that it's making Santa's sack cry!Happy holidays
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They're handing out something far worse!
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You're very welcome.
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I guess they're being jolly in their own unique way I suppose.....
Happy Holidays!
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I like how aged this looks. Really gets me into the Christmas spirit.
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Some say those guys are older than Christmas.
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I get that a lot whenever I draw faces like that. It's kind of surprising because that game isn't one of my inspirations.
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Could you imagine if there was something like feces leaking from the eye and mouth holes of the sack, complete with a skid mark trailing behind where the sack was being dragged? Do not laugh, but imagine the sack being the "skin" for some sort of abomination made out of human feces, used feminine hygiene products, and medical waste.
The being dragging the sack happily shares these "gifts" with deserving children, and would not understand why you would not want a pile of shit-covered used tampons underneath your Christmas tree. He would refill his sack by diving into the pits of port-a-potties or rooting around in the trash behind your house or in the bio-waste bins of hospitals.
Instead of leaving him milk and cookies, good children would leave him stockings full of pus that they have squeezed out of their own carefully-cultivated abscesses since the first day of December which he drinks as a refreshing brew.
See? The above dialogue is what happens when I am told to imagine something.
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Hmmm certain aspects of that would work well together, but I think all of them together is overkill. Gross is more effective if it's subtle 
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Because of this little exchange, you have earned yourself a note from me. As I only started watching you a few months ago, I am not sure if you are much of a reader, but I think that you would like the Ambergris series by Jeff Vandermeer.
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O no you must not hear it!
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