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Description Just a quickie sketch for ya. So draw night was fun tonight except for when someone decided to bust my window on my truck and rummage through it. There was nothing worth anything in there so nothing was taken, not even my two old CD’s in the center compartment, rage against the machine and Metallica. Those poor bands won’t even be stolen anymore?! Ah well, I still love ‘em. So anyway I don’t know how much this will all cost me but I’ll probably get to go through being pissed all over again as soon as I get the bill.

At draw night I was working on an Invincible cover and then started this quick sketch here of what I think the perp looked like, and of course he totally shoulda taken that Master of puppets CD if he knew what was good for him.
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Comments: 69

EmaCamU [2009-03-11 13:05:26 +0000 UTC]

i have a fiat 600 with a bag for wondow.

my car is S***T...

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mbloom [2009-02-06 23:31:09 +0000 UTC]

Heh, that's a funny pic. I love the guys posture.

Sorry to hear about your car btw

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Azrael-Nekhbet [2009-01-31 21:51:07 +0000 UTC]

Ahaha well that's one thief who certainly doesn't know what good music is anymore! Well good thing, I know I'd be pissed if someone stole my Metallica (or Rammstein, OOMPH! and whatnot)

Your sketches are always so amazing!

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jerkwish [2009-01-29 20:25:15 +0000 UTC]

elmadman made a a forum topic of this im sure your aware though lol

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RyanOttley In reply to jerkwish [2009-01-30 05:39:28 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I know, I posted on that thread a few times.

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thenumber42 [2009-01-17 03:46:24 +0000 UTC]

Lol, Metallica music won't be stolen 'cause everyone's stolen it already

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Futurender [2009-01-16 02:56:31 +0000 UTC]

This looks probably just like the guy that busted into my Jeep when I was in college. Bastards. Pretty sure he had a tatoo of a penis on his neck though.

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RyanOttley In reply to Futurender [2009-01-16 03:41:32 +0000 UTC]

Weird, I got that same tattoo.

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FreelancerGraphics [2009-01-14 06:39:00 +0000 UTC]

He's great! He reminds me a lot of the Arabian bodyguard, Hassan in an old Bugs Bunny cartoon.

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UltimateKira [2009-01-12 08:48:39 +0000 UTC]

Shouldn't have told me the content of your car
my fav Ride the Lightning CD is trashed
Anyway, awesome drawing!

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RyanOttley In reply to UltimateKira [2009-01-12 15:03:54 +0000 UTC]

That's just sad. Ride the lightning is thee best!

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UltimateKira In reply to RyanOttley [2009-01-12 15:06:09 +0000 UTC]

Sure is, my fav Metallica album. Ah hell, worth buying twice!

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DanSchoening [2009-01-09 19:34:11 +0000 UTC]

There's just no accounting for good taste anymore. Long live the days of 80's metal and 90's anarchy!

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NickMockoviak [2009-01-08 18:37:42 +0000 UTC]

So, after all the smashing through the boundaries, lunacy must have found him; for if the Master of Puppets album went missing, blood would follow blood.

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RyanOttley In reply to NickMockoviak [2009-01-08 23:06:37 +0000 UTC]

See you know what I'm talkin 'bout.

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NickMockoviak In reply to RyanOttley [2009-01-09 03:29:57 +0000 UTC]

Darn tootin' I do.

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thesmokeking [2009-01-08 15:18:48 +0000 UTC]

hahafhaha

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thesmokeking In reply to thesmokeking [2009-01-08 15:19:20 +0000 UTC]

the funniest thing is how you made this guy look so stupid

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StevenHoward [2009-01-08 02:55:34 +0000 UTC]

for some reason i think he wore an eye patch! but had three legs! those god damed space pirates!!!!

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easyt63 [2009-01-08 02:06:11 +0000 UTC]

damn man that sucks, I had my car stolen twice. Hope they catch the bastard!

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mindintomatter [2009-01-08 01:10:36 +0000 UTC]

Ha, and I'm sure he used your standard toolkit hammer to bust out the window as well

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grodzqm8 [2009-01-07 21:52:58 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HHHAAAAAAAA THAT F%#!ER! Yet still Good Work.


RoCc RoCc On!!!

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System-of-a-Chris [2009-01-07 20:18:34 +0000 UTC]

That's too bad... If it makes you feel better, I would have taken mast of puppets... Once my car got broken into, but all that got stolen was a few Tupperware containers...

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Grafight [2009-01-07 19:56:55 +0000 UTC]

That sucks! even more than the trouble of replacing a window is knowing that the greasy stumps of an unknown, cowardly slimy derelict were all over your stuff while you weren't watching. Stuff like this makes you want to become an ardent advocate of vigilantism.

"Utah Guardian Angels" anyone? or what about "The stripling warriors"? Where do I sign?

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RyanOttley In reply to Grafight [2009-01-08 06:49:40 +0000 UTC]

HAHA! Awesome. Stripling warriors would be rad! Let's start a gang.

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MihoshiK [2009-01-07 19:39:20 +0000 UTC]

Thieves nowadays don't even have good taste...

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Ladyfirefly [2009-01-07 18:48:58 +0000 UTC]

Someone broke my window last week. It was one of those little triangular back seat windows, too, so they weren't even doing it to take my things, since they couldn't reach anything (not even the door locks) from there. Cost $125 to fix T_T

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VikThor [2009-01-07 17:59:39 +0000 UTC]

Maybe he was a Megadeth fan...

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ComfortLove [2009-01-07 17:31:15 +0000 UTC]

Wow, those teeth are something else.

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y2jenn [2009-01-07 16:46:54 +0000 UTC]

This is a freakin hysterical drawing, by the way. That is the face that would cause even his own mother to want to kick him in the jaw.

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y2jenn [2009-01-07 16:46:00 +0000 UTC]

Well... look at it this way, you had the last laugh by having nothing worth his effort in your truck.

Egads, Ryan. I hope the bill isn't huge.

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RyanOttley In reply to y2jenn [2009-01-08 06:47:43 +0000 UTC]

Just got it fixed today, $150, not as bad as I thought.

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y2jenn In reply to RyanOttley [2009-01-09 02:19:51 +0000 UTC]

That's good!

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Dstinct [2009-01-07 16:27:14 +0000 UTC]

Did you get a release form from him, or are you just going to claim parody? Hopefully he doesn't see your pic and come back with a lawsuit for using his likeness without his permission.

A couple of years ago I had my window smashed in and the guy took my leather jacket. I have yet to find one that fits me like that one used to. Blaylock had his rental car busted into a bit back, and they took his pea coat and ipod charger.

Bunch o Chuds...

j

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ZhouRules [2009-01-07 16:19:31 +0000 UTC]

OMG that was him. the exact same guy stoll my hats!! and hes wearing one there. weve got a pro on our hands

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thelearningcurv [2009-01-07 15:56:44 +0000 UTC]

damn man, i'm sorry to hear about the vandalism.... at least you're able to take it in stride and make something positive about it=]

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FabsBohrer [2009-01-07 13:51:36 +0000 UTC]

sorry for you dude, take care!

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Dan-Van-Cool [2009-01-07 13:38:18 +0000 UTC]

Such a true Image.
2003 my car was broken into, They left CD's and everything else. Except a black bag.
I guess they figure it would have somthing of value to them. It didnt, but It had binders full of Drawings. Drawing for a story than I had organized with plastic sheets and split up between the good guys, bad guys & areas of there world they lived in.

I wouldn't have cared as much if I at least knew he had a few of my pics hanging on his wall, instead of the probable toss into the nearest trash bin.

In the end it forced me to start fresh, new skill, new ideas.

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Sebs-DA [2009-01-07 13:24:09 +0000 UTC]

Thiefs don't steal CDs... they download mp3s

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RyanOttley In reply to Sebs-DA [2009-01-07 14:16:21 +0000 UTC]

HA! That is true.

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Tiquitoc [2009-01-07 13:06:32 +0000 UTC]

A cool sketch.

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jakkel02 [2009-01-07 11:23:02 +0000 UTC]

Oh shit that was your truck... sorry mate

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Angilram [2009-01-07 10:01:16 +0000 UTC]

Damn, that sucks.
My mother's car was broken like that once, the door bent... For a dollar and a lipstick.
Now sketch that thug's face! Maybe it was a thug in tutu?

I'm sorry for you, because it's the kind of not-dramatic (because no one was hurt) but highly annoying (since you're going to have to pay for someone else's stupidity)
I hope the bill's not too ugly...

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jtchan [2009-01-07 09:13:46 +0000 UTC]

GAH. That sucks dude. Sorry to hear it. It's never fun having to replace a window.

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Jonas72 [2009-01-07 07:51:33 +0000 UTC]

Damn criminals, don't even have good taste in music! I would have totally stolen your Master of Puppets CD!

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RyanOttley In reply to Jonas72 [2009-01-07 14:15:22 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! You're a smart thief.

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davechisholm [2009-01-07 07:42:22 +0000 UTC]

fucking terrorists. garr.

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RyanOttley In reply to davechisholm [2009-01-07 14:14:52 +0000 UTC]

I know! BAH!

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ravensdojo [2009-01-07 07:18:08 +0000 UTC]

Wow. Weak ass. I mean the smash and apparently lack of grab. Funny pic. You have a better sense of humor about it than I would.

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RyanOttley In reply to ravensdojo [2009-01-07 07:24:08 +0000 UTC]

Well I did kill the guy. but I had a sense of humor while I was doing it.

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