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Description You know what really helps one to deal with the hated changes?
Assume it isn't real. That it's a one-time thing, like a staged film, and our known characters are forced to comply with script, with design decisions, with everything. (I guess I got kinda inspired by one of works regarding it)
And they don't really enjoy it.

So what we have here is Harley really needing some comfort after the horrible script she had to work with lately. As well as getting real real cold with strolling around half-naked. Did I just draw this version of her actually worthy of sympathy? Forgive me. It really is easier to pity than hate.
Joker really isn't enjoying his latest surgery either.
Eddie regrets every second of not reading the contract through properly. Whoever thought giving him a GREEN MOHAWK should go stand in the corner of shame.
I am not that repulsed by Poison Ivy's look, I'll be honest. There is way too much black going on her, but overall she looks interesting. Leafy armor is nothing too groundbreaking, she's still technically covered in plants. Obviously the designer wasn't Jim Lee.

But back to Harley. Now, I know that latest covers actually have her colours going back to black/red than that bright-as-hell blue she lately sported. (which is an improvement, they better fix the rest while they're at it)
But as it is a parody of latest things we got, it's still blue.

...
I might actually adress the changing colours later too.
That and her being the MOST SENSELESS woman on earth in latest issue. And I don't mean the jump-on-Deadshot. I mean her "I cannot blend in crowds, my skin is white"
Woman.
CONCEAL IT
HIDE THE SKIN
DRESS UP, DISGUISE
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
JOKER NEVER GOT PROBLEMS DISGUISING WITH HIS WHITE SKIN
GOSH
And I was told you were supposed to be written as smart.
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VarunRasputin [2015-07-24 18:25:16 +0000 UTC]

Personaly i try to to write fanfic the way they are supposed to be.

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WoodiestComic58 [2015-05-07 13:54:44 +0000 UTC]

Joker not happy with his new surgery and the Riddler Regretting that hair XD Oh I laughed when I saw this. Also you're a great artist

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ZekeEugene [2015-01-02 03:13:14 +0000 UTC]

Why DC, why did you literally rip off Joker's face and then stitch it back on?Β He was already scary enough!

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Shockwave246 [2014-08-26 02:57:00 +0000 UTC]

lol

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ImdaBatman [2014-06-19 23:18:45 +0000 UTC]

Meanwhile, Superman is wearing armor for some reason, Supergirl is getting drunk on angst, Beast Boy is fucking RED for no reason at all, Nightwing breaks out his old "Batman & Robin" costume, the list goes on.

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ZekeEugene In reply to ImdaBatman [2015-01-01 20:32:26 +0000 UTC]

Not to mention what they did to poor Lobo! -sob-

Seriously, I'm a DC Noob, but I still cry over Lobo's misfortune!

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ImdaBatman In reply to ZekeEugene [2015-01-01 21:01:32 +0000 UTC]

Oh don't even get me STARTED on Lobo...

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ZekeEugene In reply to ImdaBatman [2015-01-02 03:06:01 +0000 UTC]

Stupid New 52!

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ImdaBatman In reply to ZekeEugene [2015-01-02 03:50:59 +0000 UTC]

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ZekeEugene In reply to ImdaBatman [2015-01-02 06:59:07 +0000 UTC]

Indeed.

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Deamonblade12 [2014-06-09 22:49:17 +0000 UTC]

haha! I bet your right riddler... I think all the characters WERE drunk in the new 52. Including you Joker. Especially.

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ChrissieMcKenna [2014-04-18 17:54:57 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha...capturedΒ  the 52 perfectly... loooove it

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DarlingMonster [2014-02-24 04:33:02 +0000 UTC]

I love this with all my heart! I hate the new 52 with a passion! Edward's hair was just silly and I actually laughed when I first saw Harley's outfit for the first time! It's so bad! I really just want her original outfit again, she should look like a clown! I got really upset when she kissed Deadshot too. She's too loyal to the Joker for that! They messed up their relationship.Β Speaking of Mr. J I feel like crying every time I see his face ripped off! It just doesn't fit his character, he seems to really like his face. I didn't have fun at all reading these comics. Joker wasn't even all that funny, he was just scary. I love scary and I can deal with scary, but when I read stuff with the Joker I expect some fun no matter how scary. If I wanted straight up scary I'd pick up a comic with Scarecrow. Can we please just sew back on Joker's face, get a harlequin outfit on Harley and go back to the good ol days?

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EveApplefield [2013-08-17 21:31:09 +0000 UTC]

i'm totally ignoring the "back to villain" version of the riddler.Β 

... i'm actually doing it so well I forget half the time he's a villain.

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Saltheria In reply to EveApplefield [2013-09-10 11:54:48 +0000 UTC]

I actually prefer Edward as a villain. There's just something very... alluring for me when he's being like that, I guess.
I definitely am in love with his Arkham Asylum/city version.
Other than that, I've a soft spot for Detective Nigma too. Or when he's playing anti-hero, but really for his own gain. I can't see him as anything but chaotic neutral, ultimately - only looking out for own interests. ^^

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daw327 In reply to Saltheria [2014-05-14 15:53:55 +0000 UTC]

Deadpool: *Laughs.* "DC MADE RIDDLERΒ  LOOK LIKE A CHIA PET!!!"

"Riddle me this, @**hole!"

"What's skinny, green, and will do anything for money booze, and cocaine?"

Answer: "Your @**, right there! *Laughs.*

"And Joker, you should go see clayface, and ask him for a donation, unless you wanna be a "Hush" look-alike!" (Hush is a Batman villain.)

"Now Harley and Ivy, let me be the first to welcome you both into the "anti-hero" business!" "We have great healthcare, and dental care, and we conserve energy!"

"I look forward ta seeing you both at the club retreat in Honolulu, Hawaii!"

"And Harley, *Whispers* "Great job, on dating "Ol' Popeye Lawton!" ((Deadshot.))

"See ya!"


"But seriously Riddler, STOP DOING DRUGS!!!"

((This is great. BTW, what are The Joker and Harley watching?))

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sinfulloveanddeath [2013-08-16 20:11:53 +0000 UTC]

can you do more drawing like this? Like behind the scene with joker and harley's real realtionship. please?! *puppy eyes* Β 

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Saltheria In reply to sinfulloveanddeath [2013-09-10 11:52:21 +0000 UTC]

Super late reply, but hey. Sure, why not! I'll do it eventually.
I'm generally a fan of behind the scene scenarios.

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sinfulloveanddeath In reply to Saltheria [2013-09-13 01:30:31 +0000 UTC]

THANK YOU!!!Β 

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WilhelminaMurray21 [2013-05-28 17:15:54 +0000 UTC]

I love your work in here because I really hate The New 52.
To begin with, I loathe Harley Quinn's new outfit. It seems that the people in charge of the series are more interested in exploiting the sexuality of the character rather than concentrating on her personality.
But the thing that I can't stand is what they have done regarding the relationship between Harley and the Joker.
Harley has always been completely devoted to her Mistah J being always by his side. The idea of Harley cheating on the Joker is unthinkable. In the new 52, she kisses Deadshot and I do not know if they had sex or not because they were wearing "clothes" but these panels pissed me off. Harley was created by the Joker and she wouldn't be Harley Quinn without him. The two together are just perfect in the comics and in the animated films and series where they have appeared so... BIG BOSSES DO NOT SPOIL THE CHARACTERS WE LOVE! And speaking of the Joker...
Poor Joker!!! Why they have taken his face off?? Unsolved mysteries...
Sorry for the long speech but I am very angry and this new reboot disgusts me xD

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EveApplefield In reply to WilhelminaMurray21 [2013-08-17 21:32:43 +0000 UTC]

I have a question : I stopped buying the comics, so i don't know : has batman respawned yet ?

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lunaruno [2013-05-23 21:38:56 +0000 UTC]

well at least the plot good and if you don't like that at least I had chicken

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SmilexVillainco [2013-04-08 00:29:32 +0000 UTC]

You are so awesome for doing this. New 52 still makes want to cry. And now all these people think its okay to ruin harley quinn!!! Ahhh. So many slutty harleys at conventions I want to scream. And let's not even talk about faceless joker, he's to conceded to do that to himself... No knowledge of comics at all.

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alyschan [2013-03-04 22:39:59 +0000 UTC]

Cool !

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tormentedshadow [2013-02-24 22:12:16 +0000 UTC]

i agree with hateing the changes! Especialy Joker and barleys! I've boycoted the new comics and it's killing me so much!

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catgroove7 [2012-09-07 01:14:32 +0000 UTC]

feeling the same here...

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AzabacheSilver [2012-08-31 17:12:53 +0000 UTC]

LOL
Adam Glass should be a fanfiction writer, not a professional. But his grammar is so good. And I guess he went to all the right schools.
I wouldn't doubt if someone told some of these comic writers never read comics in their lives. Oh, it needs to be REALISTIC. Come on! Here's proof you know what you are talking about, Saltheira!
(Link is a website that does deal with mature subjects, but link does not lead to a mature subject, but rather scans of pages from the comicbook, THE JOKER #4.)
[link]

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Cypressmyst [2012-05-07 20:50:17 +0000 UTC]

This gives me a bit of comfort. Thanks Saltheria.

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BlackandWhite1020 [2012-05-07 02:56:27 +0000 UTC]

*slaps all them 52 peoplez* *eyetwitch* NOT. OKAY... *goes curlz up and dies*

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bolivianchica [2012-02-07 16:20:41 +0000 UTC]

alrite the braniac who created THIS SHIT is NOT, I REPEAT NOT, a true Batman fan!!!

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HalfDeadDreamer [2012-01-17 13:41:31 +0000 UTC]

Π‘Π΅Π΄Π½Π΅Π½ΡŒΠΊΠΈΠΉ Π­Π΄Π²Π°Ρ€Π΄!

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Saltheria In reply to HalfDeadDreamer [2012-01-25 23:53:05 +0000 UTC]

Ой ΠΊΠ°ΠΊ Π΅ΠΌΡƒ Π½Π΅ ΠΏΠΎΠ²Π΅Π·Π»ΠΎ. >___<

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kmccoy23 [2012-01-14 00:29:07 +0000 UTC]

cool

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Saltheria In reply to kmccoy23 [2012-01-17 11:51:57 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

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RockSoybean [2011-12-30 01:29:56 +0000 UTC]



Joker has no face?

Harley's a Juggalo looking for some DEADSHOT action?

Riddler has a mohawk that screams Batman-Forver-campy?

What are you smoking, DC?

P.S. In light of the reboot, what have they done with Harv? Is he alright, or is he a ballerina dancer now?

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Saltheria In reply to RockSoybean [2012-01-17 11:52:48 +0000 UTC]

Sorry for late reply, but Harv apparently had some Bane-like action in Dark Knight series, and appears to be missing his eye in first issue of Batman.
Some pretty serious weed, that is.

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RockSoybean In reply to Saltheria [2012-01-18 01:17:29 +0000 UTC]

Well, that's just great: Joker's losing face, Harley's a juggalo, and Harv's either a Hulk or a cyclops.

Oh well, at least there's the Arkhamverse.

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werez [2011-12-10 18:57:15 +0000 UTC]

LOl, the picture is made of awesomeness, BUT your little rant is even more awesome XD XD I had to laugh so hard reading this, BECAUSE its sooo true!!!

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Saltheria In reply to werez [2011-12-10 18:59:52 +0000 UTC]

I love a good rant in description, it's the best part of submitting stuff. XD
Thank you!! <3

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TimeTravelerJessica [2011-12-06 07:28:04 +0000 UTC]

And also I was not aware they had screwed over the Riddler again. What book is that in? I will avoid it like the plague.

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Saltheria In reply to TimeTravelerJessica [2011-12-07 01:07:57 +0000 UTC]

He had a little cameo in Batman #1, which isn't a bad book in itself, but the design in which he turns up there is HIDEOUS. XD

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TimeTravelerJessica In reply to Saltheria [2011-12-07 04:13:51 +0000 UTC]

See I actually missed Batman #1 and have been unable to find a copy since, so ... well, I suppose it's good I missed that. A lot of the character redesigns are ... questionable.

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Saltheria In reply to TimeTravelerJessica [2011-12-07 04:21:14 +0000 UTC]

It's actually an okay title, if you ignore how horrid Eddie looks. x3

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TimeTravelerJessica In reply to Saltheria [2011-12-07 20:21:40 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I've been reading Snyder's Batman ... because I feel like it's the best of the Batman books so far (not that that's saying much ... relaunch has been a bit disappointing for Batman) but I refused to read #1 because I was still mad at Snyder for turning James Gordon Jr. evil ... and I still kind of am but I've decided to give him a shot and haven't been able to find #1 and didn't feel like buying the online copy. But yeah ... Jim Lee is a wonderful artist but should never be allowed to design or redesign anything, ever. But I guess when you're copublisher you get what you want.

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Saltheria In reply to TimeTravelerJessica [2011-12-07 22:40:15 +0000 UTC]

I'd say Batwoman is one of the best, simply due to not even intended as relaunch. So she didn't change.
Snyder is sure a good writer, and I -am- reading his Batman, but the art just kills me. Lee, please stop thinking you're perfect at everything. You're a comic book professional, we get that, you draw wonderfully and are an inspiration, but your ideas for designs are poor.

I'm starting to think that the blue/red thing happening to Harley is an echo of her Batman Live costume.

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TimeTravelerJessica [2011-12-06 07:26:43 +0000 UTC]

That whole Deadshot thing bugged me too. Right the hell out of nowhere! Plus, you know, if your white skin is an issue for fitting in, maybe you shouldn't be walking around wearing as little clothes as possible without getting arrested for indecent exposure. Just saying. Plus I had not even noticed the white skin until they pointed it out - I totally just thought it was the artstyle.

Suicide Squad is being a horrible tease. It gives us awesome moments and then the next page it goes full bs on us.

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Saltheria In reply to TimeTravelerJessica [2011-12-07 01:09:56 +0000 UTC]

That was exactly my point, hah! White skin, not easy to blend - well hellooo, don't show it off! You're supposed to keep a low profile right, Harl? Then why do you decide to be so damn eye-catching by practically walking around naked? *shakes head*
I was hoping it's the art style. Or colourist mess-up, they do a lot of those lately. Alas...

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TimeTravelerJessica In reply to Saltheria [2011-12-07 04:17:18 +0000 UTC]

As soon as I realized it was not the art style, I was like, "The reboot is getting weirder and weirder." So ... do you think she bathed herself in the same chemicals as Joker or what?

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Saltheria In reply to TimeTravelerJessica [2011-12-07 04:20:50 +0000 UTC]

I sure hope that if she did, she jumped herself, out of devotion or something. Not being pushed in forcefully by him or anything. That's be bad.

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TimeTravelerJessica In reply to Saltheria [2011-12-27 21:58:57 +0000 UTC]

Yeah ... I am just very ambivalent about the future of things at this point.

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