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Published: 2009-05-29 21:42:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 928; Favourites: 31; Downloads: 14
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A weird little drawing I did earlier.Yes, it does appear that Batman is brooding over some Chinese takeout.
Also, I should be shot.
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Well, he does get time between break-outs at Arkham.
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I love it because it's totally in character for him.
I wonder if his utility belt holds a pair of Bat-Chopsticks.
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If we're talking Adam West-Batman... then yes.
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He had just about everything in there...and I do mean everything.
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Utility Belt. The best Deus Ex Machina ever.
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hey, even vigilantes need to eat sometimes...better him to be eating than brooding over a little kiss from Catwoman...
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YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M A NOT GONNA START THIS WIT CHU!
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You should see the weird things I come up with sometimes.
I can only imagine him standing in the Chinese take-out place ordering.
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Probably scared the hell out of some poor old Chinese lady at the restaurant.
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Scared her so badly she dropped sweet-n-sour pork everywhere and badly scalded her hand.
HE'S A MENACE!
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Maybe he feels bad and that's why he's brooding. Poor Bruce.
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I always thought Batman was kind of funny that way. He's just always so pissed about something. Gotham City has apparently everything but antidepressants, or anti-psychotics.
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you'd be pissed too if you PARENTS WERE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAD
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I guess if I lived in a city where the criminal populace is into cosplay I might be a little upset, too.
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true.
"HEY GUYS I'M A PEDOPHILE WITH MIND-CONTROL POWERS AND AN ALICE IN WONDERLAND FETISH!"
"LOL CAT BURGLAR"
"...I'M A SHAPESHIFTING PILE OF EXCREMENT."
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I never thought about it, but he does look like excrement! That last one still has me laughing.
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GOSH I SURE DO LOVE MY SHIT-SMEARED BATMAN FIGURE
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Holy festering shitguy, Batman!
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it doesn't help that Clayface's teeth look like kernels of corn...
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Eww.... They do, don't they? Damned anal fetishes.
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Even the dark knight himself cannot resist the call of Pork Lo Mein
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He'll eat anything whose parents aren't DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD
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this Chinese must remember what fear is by Batman!
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i don't know... it just came to me... i'm very sleepy today....
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yeah.... i think it's nap time now... be back on later tonyte.
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No. I keep wanting to but somehow the art just puts me off.
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Seriously O__o ? Oh well it might grow on you, and the writing is superbly funny. Your Batman takeout thing reminds me of this fight between Batman and Catman where Catman keeps trying to pinpoint the location of a burrito he can smell.
Can ya guess what Batman had for dinner...He should really have taken a mint.
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hahahaha crap.
well it couldn't hurt to give it another chance.
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.....
AAAAAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!
your internet shall arrive within three to five business days, sir.
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Takeout Guy: "Who's this order for?"
Batman: "WHAT ARE YOU DENSE? ARE YOU RETARDED OR SOMETHING? I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN."
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