City-of-Zeroes [2009-07-07 21:05:24 +0000 UTC]
Though Scuzzy had long thought of his beard as any dwarf might; his and his alone, he discovered that the same school of thought didn't apply so much where the clean shaven elves were concerned. Forced to fight his way through somthing the Elves called "Thorn Comb" he heard their pronouncement clearly in his head:
"Personal Grooming, not just a clever little plot device, it's the LAW."
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