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Published: 2015-03-23 03:06:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 35970; Favourites: 716; Downloads: 0
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Someone over at Tumblr briefly tried to make my dick joke post a platform about the show ought not to be sexualized, and sure enough gem porn popped into my head, sorry ianjqRelated content
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in a weird way these two are made for each other
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They ARE both Quartz's.
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Well I Think They Are Made For Each Other I WOULD Go In The Details Of How A Gem And Another Gem Where Made For Eachother But That Would Be Too Long
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ย : look into my eyes and you'll see skittles
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Your Jasper x Amythest posts are great XD I might just start shipping them now.
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Jasper's are rated a 7 on the Mohs scale too
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Ha ha!ย Awesome!ย I'm not always into dirty jokes but I love the fact that you used the gem science and stuff!ย That made it funny!
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Lol I can just see her saying "I will wreck your shit" with that face.
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Insert 'Anaconda' right here.
Okay I'm done...
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You know, honestly, long as people keep it away from the younger fans then I don't see what the big freaking deal over the rule 34 for is.
Anyway, I love Amethyst's face so much.
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Rubies and sapphires are a 9.... COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT! :3
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Just as hard as you... get it. Because they're both quartz.ย ย
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Amethyst and Jasper are both quartz, so they are both 7's
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i f-cking ship this ship
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ good shit goเฑฆิ sHit๐ thats โ some good๐๐shit right๐๐there๐๐๐ rightโthere โโif i do ฦฝaาฏ so my self ๐ฏ i say so ๐ฏ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต แตสฐแตสณแต) mMMMMแทะ๐ฏ ๐๐ ๐ะO0ะเฌ OOOOOะเฌ เฌ Ooooแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแต๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐Good shit
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Idk if I ship it, but that was the best rock pun I have ever heard... I'm dying. So awesome.
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Meanwhile, Pearl's a 7 on the Kinsey scale
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Jasper: I'm... uh... excuse me... I gotta go check something...
(Jasper at a distance) I'M TOTALLY A 7! ย
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Man.. these are better than my puns..and that's saying something
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Jasper is a 7 too, just sayin.
Also did anyone else know that Jasper is in the Quartz gemstone family??? 0w0
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That is quiet possibly the greatest geology joke ever and you pulled it off nicely
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Hmmmmm......
That has to be the funniest use of the Moh's scale I've ever seen.
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Daaaaaaaamn son.ย
Best joke EVER!
Have an internet
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It's the scale to measure how hard a mineral or gem is. Like, a diamond is a 10 because it's extremely hard to break and can cut any other mineral. Talc is a 1 because you can scratch it with your finger nail and bits will flake off. In this case it's being used as an innuendo.
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Fancy encountering you here, Art!
Flygonmaster, by the by.
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nice to see you again!
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oh i learned this in 6th grade thx anyway
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Mmmmmmmmmmmm that rock hardness if you know what I mean.
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