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"Whoa...you got nicknamed 'Penis Parker' when you got injured?" Ariel asks.
"Ya, it all started cause I made it a point of not dating any of the guys in my Battalion." Anita explains. "Being a female Marine is hard enough without adding to the drama, you know? And when your in Afghanistan it's not like you have any locals you can date, and a girl still has needs; so I got a myself a 'Bob'. You know, 'Battery Operated Buddy'?" She says with a giggle. "Anyway, when I wasn't using it I kept it in my pack. Then one night the whole Company got woke up and had to go out on mission. Anyway we had hiked about 10 miles or so when all of a sudden that damn thing somehow got turned on. And what was worse is it was laying against something metal in my pack, so when it did it was LOUD. So there I was practically dumping my pack out in the middle of a trail just to turn the damn thing off!"
"Oh my god, that must have been embarrassing." Ariel replies.
"Oh ya!" Anita continues. "I got a lot of flack from that. And if that wasn't bad enough some of the guys thought it would be funny to mail order me this real expensive glass dildo as a joke. I mean this thing was big, lifelike, and hot pink! So I decided to 'own it'. I started putting that damn glass cock on the dash of every vehicle I drove or rode in. At first it was funny seeing the looks on the locals faces, and other Marines too. I mean this big ass pink cock sitting on the dash of my Hummer. Then it kinda started to be routine. Anyway after a few months my hummer hit an IED. Not a real big one, it only damaged the hummer and nobody else really, except for some reason the shockwave made that damn glass cock explode! I ended up with a big chunk of it sticking out of my face."
"Oh my god!" Ariel exclaims with a grin. "Was anyone else hurt?"
"Not a scratch." Anita tells her. "Just me with this chunk of glass penis sticking out of my face. So that's when a couple of guys started calling me 'Penis Parker'. But it got worse when my C.O. gave me a Commendation and put me in for a Purple Heart! I think some of the guys thought I didn't really deserve it, but apparently all the reports just said I got injured by shrapnel and didn't say what the shrapnel actually was, and nobody wanted to tell the C.O., so it's not like he knew any better. So the nickname just kinda stuck."

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"Whoa...you got nicknamed 'Penis Parker' when you got injured?" Ariel asks.
"Ya, it all started cause I made it a point of not dating any of the guys in my Battalion." Anita explains. "Being a female Marine is hard enough without adding to the drama, you know? And when your in Afghanistan it's not like you have any locals you can date, and a girl still has needs; so I got a myself a 'Bob'. You know, 'Battery Operated Buddy'?" She says with a giggle. "Anyway, when I wasn't using it I kept it in my pack. Then one night the whole Company got woke up and had to go out on mission. Anyway we had hiked about 10 miles or so when all of a sudden that damn thing somehow got turned on. And what was worse is it was laying against something metal in my pack, so when it did it was LOUD. So there I was practically dumping my pack out in the middle of a trail just to turn the damn thing off!"
"Oh my god, that must have been embarrassing." Ariel replies.
"Oh ya!" Anita continues. "I got a lot of flack from that. And if that wasn't bad enough some of the guys thought it would be funny to mail order me this real expensive glass dildo as a joke. I mean this thing was big, lifelike, and hot pink! So I decided to 'own it'. I started putting that damn glass cock on the dash of every vehicle I drove or rode in. At first it was funny seeing the looks on the locals faces, and other Marines too. I mean this big ass pink cock sitting on the dash of my Hummer. Then it kinda started to be routine. Anyway after a few months my hummer hit an IED. Not a real big one, it only damaged the hummer and nobody else really, except for some reason the shockwave made that damn glass cock explode! I ended up with a big chunk of it sticking out of my face."
"Oh my god!" Ariel exclaims with a grin. "Was anyone else hurt?"
"Not a scratch." Anita tells her. "Just me with this chunk of glass penis sticking out of my face. So that's when a couple of guys started calling me 'Penis Parker'. But it got worse when my C.O. gave me a Commendation and put me in for a Purple Heart! I think some of the guys thought I didn't really deserve it, but apparently all the reports just said I got injured by shrapnel and didn't say what the shrapnel actually was, and nobody wanted to tell the C.O., so it's not like he knew any better. So the nickname just kinda stuck."