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unseen-angel12 — Bribing Slenderman

Published: 2011-01-24 01:38:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 6037; Favourites: 147; Downloads: 55
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Description so i realized after posting the 1st one that i RLLLLLLLY wanted to do the one i originally planned for. so i did this!

may not be as funny as the first one (according to it was laugh-my-ass-off-funny ) but i just wanted to do this

first one here --> [link]
third: [link]
fourth: [link]
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Comments: 41

didka2002 [2016-09-07 07:09:25 +0000 UTC]

xD why did slendy smirked?  

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NeoniZigzagoon [2014-07-27 13:35:49 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Oracle34 [2014-06-14 05:40:30 +0000 UTC]

This is interesting

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Marshalyn4ever [2013-07-18 21:35:47 +0000 UTC]

ahhahahahaha

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Cry0freeze [2013-07-12 03:25:50 +0000 UTC]

When slendy trolls lol

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kariraro91 [2013-02-02 07:33:05 +0000 UTC]

"BITE ME!" the worst choice of words to say to Slenderman ever xD

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AlayshaBunny [2013-01-27 00:23:27 +0000 UTC]

GIMMIE 20 DOLLAHS GIMMIE 20 DOLLAHS GIMMIE 20 DOLLAHS NO WIFIN IN DA CLUB!

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thishasnomeanin [2013-01-26 03:57:14 +0000 UTC]

I now have to find a way to get 20 dallors then?Crap man!*Picks up a phone and diels a number and the phone rings and someone picks it up*Hey Satan?Yeah it's me.You still owe me my 20 bucks ya asshole.

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Circuitreats [2012-10-10 03:44:44 +0000 UTC]

Dude.
"BITE ME!"
"..."
"...oh yeah... WAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT"
XDDDD THAT PANEL IS EPIC LOOKING, and also, this made me drop my lols all over the floor. DAMMIT, NOW I HAVE TO CLEAN THEM UP AND SHOVE THEM BACK INSIDE OF ME BEFORE THEY BOUNCE AWAY D:<

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wakawakawakawack [2012-07-13 01:20:54 +0000 UTC]

NO WIFIN IN THE CLUB GIMMY 20 DOLLARS GIMMY 20 DOLLARS NO WIFIN IN THE CLUB!!!! XD

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MissSpain [2012-06-29 01:06:16 +0000 UTC]

Lol, i think slendy stole my money. i had a 20 in my wallet now its gone!

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BigD93 [2012-05-07 01:24:32 +0000 UTC]

Say, would you crackers like to hear about the time we saw the Slender Man? Ooh, it must have been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of the sudden this huge creature of a man from the fourth dimension, comes out of the water. It stood above us looking down with his big blank face and I yelled, I said, "What do you want from us, Slender Man?" And the monster bent down, and said, "I need about 20 dollars."

And that was the First time we saw the Slender Man. Then the next time, I believe it was August. There's a knock on the door. I open it, and there's this cute little girl scout And she says to me, "How would you like to buy some cookies?" And I said "Well, what kind do you have?" She had thin mints, graham crunchy things Raisin oatmeal, and I said "We'll take a graham crunch. How much will that be?" And she looks at me and she says, "...Uh I need about 20 dollars." Well, it was about that time that I notice that girl scout was about seven feet tall and a man like creature from the fourth dimension. I said, "Dammit Slender Man! Get off my lawn! I ain't giving you no 20 dollars!" It said, "how about just 19 dollars?" I said, "Oh, now it's only 19!! What?! Is there a sale on small children or something?!" That crazy old Slender Man.
Now, then the third time, oh, I remember when Dante was just a three-year-old little man. He came running up to me with a big smile and his little red coat on, and he said, "Poppa, poppa!" I said "What do you need, Dante, my boy?", and he said, "...I need about 20 dollars." Well, it was about that time I got suspicious. I said, "Chef, why do you need 20 dollars?" He said, "My imaginary friend Tam-Tam the octopus wants it." I went to my son's room, and sure enough, there was the Slender Man!
I said, "Dammit Slender Man! You stop bugging my children now! We work for our money in this house and we don't give money away!"
...And then, there was the time these aliens had me up on their ship, right? They was probing me and all that. Now this alien had a big head and big black eyes, and it was all bent over me. I said, "What do you want from me, alien?!" and do you know what he said? He said, "20 dollars." And so I realized I that it wasn't no alien, it was that God-damned Slender Man again, trying to trick me into giving him 20 dollars by dressing up like an alien. Don't that just beat all?!

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SonicOtaku693 In reply to BigD93 [2012-11-14 12:20:54 +0000 UTC]

Wow! He really wanted that 20 dollars from you.

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xXDarkestRoseXx [2012-04-20 13:53:44 +0000 UTC]

lmao this is great!

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noobyzgir350 [2012-01-16 05:31:13 +0000 UTC]

lmao !!

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DarknessReaper424 [2011-09-09 03:25:37 +0000 UTC]

Give me $20......Curse you! You got it stuck in my head!

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unseen-angel12 In reply to DarknessReaper424 [2011-09-09 21:47:11 +0000 UTC]

GOAL ACHIEVED. >:-D

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DarknessReaper424 In reply to unseen-angel12 [2011-09-09 21:52:55 +0000 UTC]

Now you give me $20!.........*faceplam* I did it again!

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unseen-angel12 In reply to DarknessReaper424 [2011-09-09 21:55:41 +0000 UTC]

MUHAHAHAHAHA.

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DarknessReaper424 In reply to unseen-angel12 [2011-09-09 21:57:27 +0000 UTC]

Hey do you know what today is?

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unseen-angel12 In reply to DarknessReaper424 [2011-09-10 16:32:48 +0000 UTC]

No, whu day is it?

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DarknessReaper424 In reply to unseen-angel12 [2011-09-10 16:34:33 +0000 UTC]

Well it was friday. You saw what I did there didn't you?

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unseen-angel12 In reply to DarknessReaper424 [2011-09-11 00:09:13 +0000 UTC]

BUT BEFORE THAT IT WAS THURSDAY.

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DarknessReaper424 In reply to unseen-angel12 [2011-09-11 00:19:39 +0000 UTC]

And 2 days before that was slender day!

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godzillaXV [2011-02-01 11:34:06 +0000 UTC]

You put 88 waits in the 4th pannel and Slenderman rules!

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unseen-angel12 In reply to godzillaXV [2011-02-01 17:39:24 +0000 UTC]

whoa u counted them?! i just copy and pasted! YOU sir (or ma'am) have my respect

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godzillaXV In reply to unseen-angel12 [2011-02-01 21:01:06 +0000 UTC]

Yea I counted while bored in the morning so I fghured I might as well count them.

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unseen-angel12 In reply to godzillaXV [2011-02-01 21:07:45 +0000 UTC]

geeze man! ur just...awesome! XD

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soundninja888 [2011-01-28 23:08:31 +0000 UTC]

The second sign made me lol in irl. XDD

AMAZING

I love the look on Slender Man's not face when you sh says 'bite me' X3 (sorry if it's not a girl >.<)

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unseen-angel12 In reply to soundninja888 [2011-01-28 23:59:34 +0000 UTC]

REEEEAAAAALLLLLLLYYYY?!
thank you for the feedback! btw, tis a girl, supposed to be me

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soundninja888 In reply to unseen-angel12 [2011-01-29 04:22:26 +0000 UTC]

YES REEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLY X3
And huzzah, I guess the right sex XDD

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unseen-angel12 In reply to soundninja888 [2011-01-29 20:21:53 +0000 UTC]

yay! cookie for u!

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soundninja888 In reply to unseen-angel12 [2011-01-29 20:27:04 +0000 UTC]

No cookeh DX
I don't feels good. Thank you tho

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unseen-angel12 In reply to soundninja888 [2011-01-29 21:00:04 +0000 UTC]

aww sorry

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soundninja888 In reply to unseen-angel12 [2011-01-29 23:17:29 +0000 UTC]

.... -steals the cookie- I feel better now ^^
I guess I just needed a nap owo

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unseen-angel12 In reply to soundninja888 [2011-01-30 00:24:20 +0000 UTC]

i no that feeling...

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soundninja888 In reply to unseen-angel12 [2011-01-30 00:33:52 +0000 UTC]

>.< It sucks

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xhatingalicex [2011-01-24 01:50:40 +0000 UTC]

This one was really funny too. XD

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unseen-angel12 In reply to xhatingalicex [2011-01-24 02:24:09 +0000 UTC]

rlly?! thank you for the praise!
'fraid ppl were gonna say it sucked

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xhatingalicex In reply to unseen-angel12 [2011-01-24 02:28:39 +0000 UTC]

Psh! It didn't suck! Methinks you should do more of these.

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unseen-angel12 In reply to xhatingalicex [2011-01-24 02:31:49 +0000 UTC]

methinkeths u r right...I've been considering doing more

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