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Published: 2011-02-13 01:50:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 517; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 0
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Request for greatdemongem's OC freelancer Reia Yanez.Reia Yanez is © of greatdemongem.
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HOW? How should I bring it? My Mac weighs 7 KG BY ITSELF!!!
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WTH.
SURELY YOU HAVE SOMETHING ON A PIECE OF PAPER.
PRINT IT OUT SILLY.
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What if I don't have a working printer (which I don't)? Believe me, I'm actually not even playing hard to get, but I currently have no way of bringing my art to you that I can think of (other than the net).
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fine, no louvre drawings for you.
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Noooo, you have no excuse! I better be seeing some of those drawings!!!!
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Fat chance. I want at least some of your sketches!
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But I think you've seen all of the sketches that I have.... I haven't drawn traditionally since before Japan!
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Lies. You never show me anything you draw.
I'll guilt you into showing me your somehow!
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WOOAH.
Your lines and colours are so crisp and clean. bawww i'm jealous
excelleeennnt woooorrrkkkkkkkkk c:
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<3
Thank you!
Now I'm off to finish half-finished projects (not only am I a douche, but a lazy douche THE WORST KIND!!!)
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You're welcome!
LOLOL Oh man, THAT REALLY IS THE WORST KIND!
Hahahahahahahahahaha.
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Totally, though I did get SOMETHING done at least!!!
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Yes I did and I had an epiphany while doing it, drawing curvy women is MUCH more fun than drawing skinny women!!!!
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AGREED! And it's harder for people to tell if you've made a mistake as well! At least that's what I learned.
UPLOAD NAO?
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Really? I just recon the curves make it easier and more interesting to draw women. Not that there's anything wrong with skinny, but I feel like the curves aren't getting enough love!!!
Hehehe, getting something 'done' in my world entails beginning something not necessarily finishing it, but I'll upload when it's complete!!!
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Well that makes sense too! (I'm just ridiculously bad with anatomy eeehehheheh). We need to get some badonkadonk up in here. Like that one song with the apple bottom jeans and the dog boots. Or something.
ARE YOU ME?
Very nice, very nice, I shall look forward to this upload that you speak of. C:!
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Badonkadonk (took me four reads of that word to really UNDERSTAND what was written there) lmao!!! Sure, let's get all the booties swinging what their mommas gave them on the stage!!
Sure, I can be you and you can be me and we'll be each other together in some kind of Inception-like universe where up is down and nutella is healthy!
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LOL It really helps if you sound it out. Especially if there are three or more people in the immediate vicinity. HAHAHAHA, wait... where'd we get the stage from?
Wait so I'm Jack Black now? AND YOU ARE NUTELLA?
God, Nutella is so good. Too bad its quarter to mindnight. Why do you do this to me?
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LOL, I actually had to say it as I saw it lmao, felt like an idiot afterwards!! "Ba... don... ka... donk... what's a Badon kadonk.... Bad on Kadonk? ... Wait, ohhhhhh Badonkadonk!" Genius I am, truly *shakes head*
... Hoe the hell did Jack Black get into the equation? Oh god, I don't have any nutella in the house either DAMN. Lol, I was gonna ask what you were doing up so late, but realised that I'd be a total hypocrite for doing so!
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DID ANYONE HEAR YOU SAY IT??? :'D Your assignment for the week is to use it in a social situation. Report back to me this time next week. It's okay, we all have our moments.
I- I honestly don't know. Maybe I really am Jack Black and these aren't my real children. You're making us both suffer!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
I'm always up this late HAHAHAHA, I don't start work till ten. SHARE TIME?
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Dude, if you think I won't do it, you're wrong... Yup, I just went into my sisters room and told her to get her badonkadonk to bed since it's late!
... you're confusing meeee! What's happening? Who're you? Who am I? What's my name again? Where am I!
Wooo share time! Ummm, I'm about to start a job next month? So I get to sleep until whenever!!!!
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O GOD, YOU ARE MY NEW HERO. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Did she even ask any questions? Or follow your orders? SHE SHOULD BE ASLEEP.
No you are confusing me. I AM TERRENCE. Why did we try to divide by zero? WHYYYY. Also you are now Samuel L Jackson.
OH LUCKY. What sort of job is it gonna be? I WORK IN ADMIN ITS FUN *TAPPA TAPPA TAPPA*
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She kinda just gave me a 'WTF do you think you're doing in my room' look and then she humoured me by saying she'd go to bed soon. I'm not picky, I'll take what I can get <3
So NOW... I'm a tall black man? ... I'm cool with that.
Advertising, some sort of desk job, but you work your way up quickly in the advertising business and coolest thing, I get to go to all the Aussie premiers of movies my company does adverts for! Wooooo
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Oh the sisterly love ;3; <3 Did she actually end up going to bed?
YES. You also get to fly around on a plane full of snakes or have a rocking afro. You can only pick one of the two. Choose wisely.
I. AM. PRETTY. JEALOUS. RIGHT. NOW. :'IIII MULTI CHIN JEALOUS
That sounds like a pretty awesome job though. ;3;
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Surprisingly, we get along really well, my sis and I! And yes, she did go to bed about 30 min later... though probably more because she was tired than me asking her to <3
Oh, uhhh umm, okay. I want the... AFRO (I'll look like Luffy [link] )!
I know it going to be hell boring at first though, doing mindless data work, but soon... I'LL BE RUNNING THE COMPANY AND TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE!!
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TAKE IT AS A VICTORY! Hahaha, awwwwwww. SIS FIST BUMP.
OMG. THAT HAIRCUT IS AMAZING. I THINK YOU COULD PULL IT OFF. REALLY.
AND INVITING ME TO AWESOME MOVIE PREVIEWS, RIGHT?? ;D LOL. You will be a kind and gentle leader. Na na na na na na na na leader (a la Simpsons) Hahahahaha.
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Lol, sis-fist-pump might accidentally turn into a half-hearted sis-face-punch, just for laughs <3
TBH, I'd probably look horrible with an afro... WHICH IS WHY I SHOULD GET A WIG!!!
TOTALLY, AND WE'LL SLASH EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING IN EVERY MOVIE AND IT'LL BE AWESOME AND THERE WILL BE SNACKS!!! Who said anything about being a kind and/or gentle leader? I will rule with an iron fist, they will speak my name in hushed whispers and pray to me as if I were a deity!!!
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OMG HHAHAHAHA. i hope you're the one doing the punching AHEM
FFFFFFFFFYES AND THEN WE HAVE A WIG PARTY. I'm going to get a wig shaped into Alex O'Loughlin's facial hair. Yes you heard me, in wig form.
I NEED SOMEONE IN MY LIFE WHO WILL SLASH EVERYTHING AT EVERY GIVEN MOMENT. THE BUS DRIVER AND THE POST MAN, AM I RITE?
AND THE SNACKS TOO. OHGOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
LOL - I mean, I apologize Leader. Please take my offering of many virgins. And please don't sacrifice the daily wheat harvest because of my ignorance please.
WAIT-
WHAT-
WHAT ARE YO-
LEADER-
I'M SORRY-
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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How could I NOT be the one punching? My little sis may be taller than me (I GOT MY MOM'S GENES!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL) but i could still knock out her skinny ass with one blow! MWAAHAHAHAHAH
WIG PARTAY!!!! WE should get drunk and bar-hop with our wigs and just make the world a better place with our presence!!!! THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO!!! I want Scott Caan's hair-do! Yup, Imma be sex-on-a-stick!!!
Dude, I will TOTALLY BE THAT PERSON! You have no idea how hard it is for me NOT to slash EVERYTHING! Yum, snacks *OMNOMNOM*
Hehehe, nice to see that you know your place SLAVE *Whipcrack*
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IDK MAN YOUR SISTER MIGHT BE A HERCULES AND YOU A WAIFY NOODLE SALESMAN. I am so sorry. ;3;
I WANT YOU TO UPLOAD A VIDEO OF YOU AND YOUR SISTER PUNCH DANCING IDK BUT I WANT TO SEE THIS I WOULD SHIT MY PANTS WITH LOL.
OHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH- THIS IDEA. THIS IDEA MAN. AND WE CAN DO WIG SHOTS. AND GIVE THEM COOL NAMES LIKE 'DANNO PUBES'. OK TOO FAR? AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU CAN BE A SEXY STICK, I WILL BE THE DELICIOUS MAN PUDDING OK.
*HIGH FIVE EXPLOSION*
OJHOHOHO I WEEP WITH RELIEF AND SATISFACTION. Oh god, isn't it so easy to slash everything. THE WORLD IS OUR PLAYTHING. Yum snacks also *NAMANAMANMNAM*
I shall go and harvest the wheat grain now master. *SOBS IN GRUBBY SLAVE CAVE*
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WELL NOW YOU KNOW AND MESSING UP THAT SORT OF INFO FROM NOW ON MIGHT RESULT IN SERIOUS REPERCUSSIONS!!!! I AM HERCULES, MY SIS IS A PANSY AND THIS... IS... SPARTAAAAAAA!!!!! *Proceeds to fight with ninja's in slow motion and spray blood around like I know what I'm doing*
Danno's pubes!!! OH GOD, WHY MUST YOU GIVE ME SUCH IDEAS!!!!???? WHYYYYY!!!!???? OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS, I'M THE SEXY STUDMUFFIN ON A STICK AND YOU CAN BE THE DELICIOUS MAN PUDDING!?!?!??! AND WE'LL TOTALLY SLASH THE TOWN RED AND JUST BE OUR AWESOME SELVES!!!
It's too easy THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!! I can't look at any movie or tv series OR MANGA/COMIC without slashing!!! THERE'S NO ESCAPING IT!!! But then again, why would I want to??? Let's be slashers TOGETHER!!!! ANOTHER HIGH FIVE EXPLOSION*Movie sequence with unicorns vomiting rainbows and pink dolphins shitting gold while doing backflips*
More working less whining!!! *Whipcrack Again*
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B-BUT I HAVE NO RESOURCSE TO BEGIN WITH I AM SORRY I WILL NEVER MESS UP AGAIN HERE LET ME CLEAN YOUR SHOES.
OH YOUR MUSCLES HERCULES THEY MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN AGAIN.
LOLOLOL!!!!
*proceeds to sit quietly in front of her computer with a mcdonalds sundae*
YEAH ITS HOW I ROLL.
WE NEED TO SHARE IDEAS THAT'S WHY. ALSO BECAUSE I HAVE NO ONE ELSE TO SHARE THESE IDEAS WITH. I AM A SLASHER MINORITY IN MY CIRCLE OF FRIENDS ;3; I REALLY LIKE THAT IDEA ESPECIALLY THE PART WHERE WE SLASH THE TOWN RED AND THE BIT WHERE I AM EXTREMELY DELICIOUS AND HANDSOME. OHOHOHOHOHHO THAT WOULD BE AMAZING.
I CAN'T EITHER. OH GOD, THIS IS A DISEASE I DON'T WANT A CURE FOR. WHY CAN'T I QUIT YOU. That's right man. SLASHERS FOR LIFE *embraces and cries softly with the crickets in the wind and the sun on the horizon and the babies cooing softly in their cribs*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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*Manly grunting noises* See how I just rescued five babies from a burning building and a drowning woman and a cat stuck up in a tree all in less than ten seconds... It's hard work being a Herculean-Navy-SEAL!! I'd love to sit and flex my awesome biceps and triceps for you, but I have to go stop WW3 now, be back in 5!!! Fabio!Me to the rescue [link] I think my hair alone might cure aids!! MANYLOLS!!!
Dude, SERIOUSLY, where the hell have you been all my life? Though I have heaps of friends, I literally only have one RL-friend who knows that I like slash (because she herself likes it too), It's driving me nuts, I'm all "I wanna run this idea or this thought by somebody" and CAN'T *sob* I need to go see something good to make myself feel alright... [link] there, much better! Also, DANNO!MESSY-HAIR [link] aaaaaand last one just to be sure [link] Yup, I'm all better now!
I even slash when I'm watching sports for god's sake (as if stuff like rugby and soccer aren't enough of a homosexual-tension-clusterfuck as it is? Hugging and grapping and kissing after every goal? PLEASE, we know you all want cock!!!) It's a good disease though, it sprouts creativeness, community, PORN!!! There cannot be enough slash in the world, EVER! SLASHERS FOR LIFE, now THAT'S something I can guarantee *Grabs your hand and runs off into the sunset*
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*MOAR EXTREME MANLY HAIRY CHEST GRUNTING NOISES I AM A SILVERBACK*
Holy shit, man, you really are a super SEAL man beast from the depths of a volcano. WELL WHEN YOU FINISH THE SAVING THE WORLD THING COULD YOU COME BACK AND OPEN THIS JAR FOR ME? Any maybe some flexing too would be nice pls.
AHAHAHAHAHA FABIO.
Remember when he killed that bird with his face when he was on a rollercoaster? Many bricks were shat.
NO. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE. I was here waiting for you BAWWWWWWWWWWwww. I have one IRL slash friend too, THIS IS GETTING CREEPY MAN. I JUST WANNA TALK ABOUT DELICIOUS BUTT PLUNDERINGS AND THERES NO ONE. ohohohoho-ooooohhhhhohohohohohohohohoho scuse me i need to lie down for a while look at his delicious throat in the first one hhghghgsdl OHGODTHECHESTMUSCHLESDSKHFHLFHHFLFSHSHFHKLDLKDSF
THANKS BROHAM. ;3; ;3;
YOU. ARE. EXACTLY. LIKE. MY. ONE. IRL. FRIEND. She slashes rugby and sports as well ahhhhh. FUCKKKKKK When I was home for Christmas we were watching wwe and srsly there is some hardcore gay touching up going on and I'm sitting there going MUST. KEEP. POKER FACE.
WE ARE KINDRED SPIRITS IN THIS ROUGH WORLD. *makes you a friendship satchel and gathers berries for you*
TEE HEE
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I AM A GODSEND!! GIVEN TO THIS EARTH TO BESTOW MYSELF UPON YOU MY GREAT POWERS OF AWESOMENESS!!! I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME SAVING INFANTS AND LOOKING LIKE THIS -> [link] WHILE DOING SO!
*Sob* Someone understands!!! I'm Going to harass you about every Steve/Danny related thought from now on, so be totally and utterly prepared!! and OMG, nonononononononono, you have seen nothing YET!!! OMGOMGOMG have you SEEN the photos that were taken of Alex for GQ magazine? [link] [link] [link] [link] I bought the Magazine JUST FOR HIM!!! *Drool* I think I just died a little!!
Dude, how can you NOT?!?! I mean, they score a goal or try or whatever, right? And what do all these testosterone-filled men do? They hump and grind and hug and KISS and grab-ass each other for a full 5 minutes... with 40.000 people looking on... CHEERING!! I mean, COME ON!! Seriously, watch this [link] and the millions of other YT vids there are about it!!!
Let's sit and braid hair together (preferably Danny's chest hair) and talk of rainbows and unicorns and SLASH all day long... *sigh* I seriously wish that Slashing could be a full-time job, I'd be so rich by now!
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WHAT A RIPPLING MASS OF GODSEND YOU ARE.
OK OK OK OK HARRASS ME NOW. Rain your harrassment down upon me, give me every delicious ounce of your steve danny musings. YOUR SLASH SUSTAINS ME. SUSTAINS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
TH-TH-TH
...
THOSE PICS MAN
NGGGGGNNNGHHH
NNGHNGGNGNGNGNGGHGNHG OH SWEET LORD GIVE ME STRENGTH. I-I- I MUST SAVE THESE. ;3; THAT THUMB AND THAT MOUTH MAN... FUKKKK AND HIS TATTS AND HIS ARMS AND HIS EYES. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?
NNNGHH
THAT VIDEO. I AM REDUCED TO TWO WORDS SENTENCES. I CAN'T MAN. I CAN'T EVEN. NNNGH. *flails like a newborn*
And then we can paint each others nails and play xbox and nuzzle danny's chest hair braids. JESUS, WE'D BE ROLLING IN IT MAN. ROLLING IN DELICIOUS MEN AND MONEY.
Seriously, this needs to be a job now.
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*Basks in all my glory*
Harrass you about Steve/Danny? Seriously, I'd be like a breached dam! It'd take weeks to stop the flow and I'd drown everyone with my contents! I HAVE SO MUCH BOTTLED UP THAT I'D PROBABLY DIE WHEN LETTING IT ALL OUT AT ONCE!! Like, I slash stuff, it's become second nature to me, but I've NEVER been as obsessed with a couple as I have with these two, BECAUSE it's so obvious!!! Usually, slashers have to pry a little and take certain looks and gestures as slashy for it to work, but Steve and Danny, they already got it down PAT! How they aren't fucking like bunnies is anybody's guess. Personally, I think they thrive off of the tension and just eye-fuck each other from a distance instead of just moving on to full-on sex in public, 'cause even THAT might be a little hard to fit under their 'Immunity and Means'!!! I have a theory... supported by the entire universe, that Danny loves to yell and Steve loves to be yelled at (I mean, why become a SEAL or even join the NAVY if you don't) specifically, they like to do this together and this daily ritual is just extensive foreplay!!! This is a Bromance without the 'B' through and through!! If you would kindly watch and examine the ENTIRE episode list, you will realise that only 2, TWO people in Danny's universe can call him 'Danno' and get away with it, Grace, his daughter and STEVE!!! Other's have tried, but alas, they were not worthy!! And SO many other things that I could talk about that'd continually justify why these two should just cut the crap and get married for real!!! See what you've done? You've breached the dam, I'm never going to be able to stop now!!!!
And Alex is sex-on-a-hot-poker. I NEED more pictures, I NEED THEM!!
Lol, soccer is the most (homo)sexual tension creating sport on the planet, just after the UFC... it's so wrong, too wrong.......... *goes off to watch soccer on tv*
I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN, LIKE, RIGHT NOW!!!! AND I WANT A SLASHY JOB, WHY DOESN'T THIS ALREADY EXSIST??? WHY, I CANNOT EVEN?!?!?!?!
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WOW.
OPKAY.
YOU SHOULD WRITE A MOTHERFUCKING FANFIC UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING BITCH. AND PUT EVERYTHING YOU JUST PUT IN THERE - RGHT INTO A FANFIC WITH THE WORDS AND THE SEX AND THE SEX.
I AM DROWNING IN YOUR OBSERVATIONAL MINDFUCKERY, BRO.
I WISH SOMEONE WOULD START A THREAD ON /Y/ FOR THEM.
FUCK. YES.
Srsly, he doesn't live in Australia does he? CAUSE IF HE DID WE WOULD HAVE TO LIKE STAKE OUT HIS HOUSE AND HIS CAR AND HIS BED AND HIS ABS. YOU IN??????!?!
TOO BAD YOU ALREADY ARE. AHAHAHAHAHAHA *FLIES INTO THE NIGHT*
I just realised that I don't watch enough soccer, not nearly enough.
HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHGHGHGHHHH
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BUT I CAN'T WRITE FOR SHIT MAN!! WHAT'S A GIRL TO DO HUH? But wait... YOU CAN WRITE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GET CRACKING MY DEAR!!! BUT NOW I FUCKING NEED TO DRAW THEM BEFORE I BURST INTO A MILLION DEPRAVED PIECES!!!!!!!
... D: What's /Y/??? OMG I TOTALLY WANNA KNOW, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY, I'M A BIT HIGH ON SUGAR RIGHT NOW!!! BUT YES, BY ALL MEANS, START A THREAD ON THEM... LIEK NOW!!!
Sadly, nah, he lived in L.A. for 5 years then moved to Hawaii for the show. But he FUCKING GREW UP IN SYDNEY. YEAH BABY, IMMA FIND HIS HOUSE AND CAMP THERE UNTIL I SEE SOME EYECANDY, PREFERABLY ACCOMPANIED BY SCOTT CAAN (DANNO)!!!!
DAMN, SOCCER ISN'T POPULAR ENOUGH IN AUSSIE-LAND!!!!
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UMFUCK I THINK YOU CAN AND YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO GET OUT OF IT. YOU CAN ANALYZE THE HOLY LIVING VAGINAS OUT OF THOSE TWO CHARACTERS. SO BY ALL ASSUMPTIONS (MADE MY ME) YOU CAN WRITE ULTRA BITCHING FANFICS.
I MIGHT TRY BUT I AM SCARED OF FAILURE LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
MAKE SURE YOU SHOW ME EVERY STEP OF YOUR DELICIOUS SLASH ART.
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH
IT'S BASICALLY AN EXTREMELY GRAPHIC MASSIVE YAOI IMAGE SLASH FORUM (ALSO MOST OF THE TIME THERE ARE PORN LINKS UP THE TOP OF THE PAGE WITH TITS EVERYWHERE SO IT DOES PUT A DAMPER ON THINGS LOL) BUT I LOVE IT SO I HAVE A FEELING YOU WILL TOO [link]
MOST OF THE TIME YOU HAVE TO REQUEST TO GET ANYTHING YOU WANT THOUGH.
Man, he should move his slinky ass back here. WAY TO MAKE IT HARD ALEX. GOOOOO SUPER SEAL MAKE SURE YOU TAKE PIX FOR ME ;3; ;3; I WILL MAN THE AIRPORT UP HERE. WE ARE BOUND TO SEE SOMETHING!!.
Just for curiosities sake, WHAT OTHER FANDOMS ARE YOU INTO?? :'D
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BY ALL MEANS, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO, BUT I JUST CAN'T!!! I TRY, BUT I END UP WITH A FIC THAT IS VEEEERY MEDIOCRE!!! TURNING MY BULLET POINTS INTO FIC (ON MY PART) = FAILURE OF EPICOSITY!!!! AND YOU'RE TOO GOOD TO FAIL, THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF BEING A GOOD FIC-WRITER, YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW SHIT ABOUT THAT FANDOM BECAUSE YOUR PRETTY WORDS MAKE US FORGET THE FACTS!!!!!
OHOHOHOHOOHOHHOHOHOH, BUT I THOUGHT 4CHAN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THIS HORRIBLE PLACE OF TERROR!?!?!?!?! *IS TOO GULLIBLE AND CLUELESS WHEN INTERNET KNOWLEDGE IS INVOLVED*
I'VE ALREADY CONSTRUCTED A PLAN WHICH WILL EVENTUALLY RESULT IN MY KIDNAPPING OF THE ENTIRE H50 CAST!!! I ALREADY HAVE THE SHIPPING CONTAINERS READY AND 5 GALONS OF CHLOROFORM, SEX TOYS AND GAGS AT THE READY!!!!
Ohohhohoh, WELL, I used to be completely obsessed with One Piece (Roronoa Zoro, hence my name ZORONOA at LJ OHOHOHOHOH I'M SO CLEVER), I still read the manga, but I only read fic occasionally now annnnd, what else? I used to be SO into manga and stuff, had a fling with eyeshield-21 fandom, Death Note too, but now I'm more into movie-tv slashing (though the fanart for it is waaaaay harder)! OH, INCEPTION Eames/arthur!!!! L4D2 of course (which is how I found you, MUCH LOVE) PoTC, 3/10 to Yuma, OMG AND RED vs. BLUE!!! PLEASE TELL ME YOU'VE HEARD OF THAT!!!! Actually, since I have that ICANNOTSTOPSLASHING disease, you can basically mention almost any manga/tv/movie/game fandom, and I'll at LEAST have looked into it! I have everything from Batman/The Flash fic to Steve/Danny to Mihawk/Zoro to ANYFUCKINGTHINGTHATIFANCYATTHETIME saved onto my computer. I KNOW HEAPS OF SHIT ABOUT FANDOMS THAT I'M NOT EVEN INTO!!! SO, it'd almost be easier for you to tell me what YOU'RE into. I'm very glad to see that you're into Steven KING! Ohohoho, my most favourite author of all time!!!!!!
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YES YOU ARE AND YOU WILL. JUST KEEP WRTING BECAUSE I WILL READ THEM AND I WILL LOVE THEM AND I'M SURE YOU'RE BETTER THAN MOST PEOPLE OUT THERE BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT CONSTITUTES A GOOD FIC YAH, BRAH. I DON'T EVEN USE BULLET POINTS ;3; ;3; ;3;
I'M NOT - I'M MEDIOCRE BAWWWWWWWWW LET'S BE MEDIOCRE MATES ;D
WELL ALOT OF 4CHAN IS A HORRIBLE PLACE FILLED WITH THE BUTTSCRAPINGS OF A DISEASED INTERNET. BUT SOME PLACES ARE KIND OF TOLERABLE CAUSE YAKNOW THERES GAY PORN AND WE LIKE THAT. OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH. SRSLY THEY NEED LIKE MAPS FOR THE INTERNET OR SOMEHTING.
FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK IF YOU CAN GET ALL OF THEM IT MUST BE A PRETTY GOOD PLAN. WILL TELLING ME THE PLAN JEOPORDIZE THE PLAN?
THAT'S ALOT OF CHOLOROFORM
LOLLL I THOUGHT THAT WAS WHAT YOUR USERNAME WAS FROM!!!! ZOLO/ZORO WAS MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER *WEEPS BEAUTIFUL TEARS OF JOY* (BITCH PLZ, YOU ARE SUPER CLEVER). I haven't read too much manga... I JUST USED TO WATCH THE ANIMES DURP ;3;. YES. MOVIE. TV. IRL PEOPLE FUCK YES. OH SHIT.
GURL.
I AM ARTHUR/COBB. PLS DON'T HATE ME FOREVER. *SPIRALS INTO LIMBO* ;3; 3; ;3;3; L4D2 (MUCH LOVE TO YOU MORE OHOHOHOHOH)
YES I HAVE HEARD OF RED VS BLUE!!! (NEVER THOUGHT OF SLASH THOUGH WTF IS WRON WITH ME I NEED YOUR HEALP!!!!@222311221)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I THINK THAT'S THE BEST PART OF BEING A SLASHER - POPPNG YOUR HEAD INTO FICS AND THEN KNOWING MORE ABOUT THE SHOW/MOVIE THEN SOME OF THE FANS AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
FUCK. YES. STEPHEN KING OMG MARRY ME NOW ;3;
I THINK WE ARE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE BOOK>?! I LOVE HIS SHORT STORIES BAWWWW.
Fandoms that i'm into atm OK UMM ASSASSIN'S CREED IS REALLY MOTORING MY BOAT, supernatural, dexter, superhero shit IDK JUST SO MUCH I CAN'T EVEN THINK I AM OVERWHELMED.
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YOU'RE NOT MEDIOCRE AND I'D NEVER DRAG YOU DOWN TO MY LEVEL!!! I'LL JUST LOOK UP AT YOU WORKING WONDERS IN GENIUSTAN FROM MY PERCH IN MEDIOCRITY, NO WORRIES!!! AS LONG AS ONE OF US WRITES GOOD FIC, ALL IS GOOD IN THE WORLD!!! I'LL DO SOME PRETTY PICCIES THOUGH!!!
EVERYBODY NEEDS A BOTTLE OF CHLOROFORM, JUST IN CASE!! WOULDN'T WANT TO CATCH STEVE OR DANNY ONE DAY AND GO 'OH CRAP, I FORGOT TO BUY CHLOROFORM, DO YOU GUYS MIND WAITING HERE WHILE I GO GET IT??? MAKE OUT? SURE, JUST TRY NOT TO COME ON THE RUG PLEASE, I JUST HAD IT SHAMPOOED. YOU DON'T MIND IF I JUST SET UP A CAMERA OVER... NO? PERFECT! IT HAS AUTOMATIC NIGHTVISION TOO. SURE, OF COURSE YOU CAN HAVE A COPY.' ... actually, I wouldn't mind that happening...
SERIOUSLY, I THINK THE ONLY REASON I EVER WATCH TV AND MOVIES IS SO THAT I HAVE MATERIAL TO SLASH IN MY MIND!!!
OKAY, HERE'S A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF JUST HOW MUCH SLASH HAS PERMANENTLY SCREWED WITH MY MIND (NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT). I SIT DOWN TO WATCH A MOVIE, JUST A SIMPLE MOVIE, MORE ACTION AND COMEDY THAN ORIGINAL PLOT, BUT WHO CARES - THOSE MOVIES ARE KNOWN FOR THE GORGEOUS MAN-MEAT, NOT THE OSCAR-WINNING PERFORMANCES - AND THE SECOND THE TWO LEAD MALE CHARACTERS HAVE BEEN INTRODUCED, I'M ALREADY POSITIONING ONE OF THEM ON TOP OF THE OTHER IN MY MIND AND A LOT OF IMAGINARY, BUT VERY CONVINCING MOANY-NOISES OCCUPY MY HEAD FOR MOST OF THE MOVIE. HNGHNNNNGNGNNNNN [link] AND THEN... "WHAT WAS THE MOVIE ABOUT AGAIN?" I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA!!
I DID see some Arthur Cobb in the movie, but to me Eames/Arthur was just too obvious and fun... I mean, Eames calls him DARLING all the time and he tries to trip Arthur's chair and they're always bickering... *sigh* much love. And I could never hate you babe *THEREISNO'WINK'ICONWTFISTHISSHIT* ALL PAIRINGS ARE ACCEPTABLE IN MY BOOK, MAKES ROOM FOR MORE FIC TO BE WRITTEN!!!!! OHOHOHOHOHOHO RED VS. BLUE DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED!!! MADE OF AWESOME IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW!!
ZOMFG I DO THAT ALL THE TIME. I'LL BE ALL 'WHAT IS THIS, I DON'T EVEN WATCH THIS SERIES AND SOMEHOW I KNOW ALL THE CHARACTERS AND THE PLOT AND I HAVE FAV PAIRINGS TOO..... HOW??? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN, I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER AND SUDDENLY I JUST KNOW?!?!?!?!?!11112434942' STORY OF MY FUCKING LIFE, LET ME TELL YOU!!
OMGSTEPHENKING4EVER<3<3HEARTSLOVEWHATEVERTHEFUCK!!! I THINK MY FAVOURITE BOOK OF HIS AND JUST IN GENRAL IS 'THE STAND'... JUST... I CANNOT EVEN!!! AND HIS STORIES IN THE 'FOUR PAST MIDNIGHT' BOOK, THE SHORT STORY 'THE LANGOLIERS' WAS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE AS A KID AND 'THE DARK TOWER' SERIES AND AND AND... WHAT ABOUT YOU????!!!! LET'S HONEYMOON IN HAWAII, WE CAN GO STALK THE H50 CREW!!
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NO NO NO WE WILL BOTH STAND ON THE PEDESTAL OF COOLNESS AND ALL THE BUTTSEX OR NOT AT ALL. LET US FLAP OUR WINGS OF AWESOME AND FLY INTO THE SUNSET TOGETHER LEAVING NOTHING BUT FLAMING DILDOS IN OUR WAKE.
;3; OH GOD, THE IMAGERY IS MAKING ME WEEP.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOUR PICS ITS GONNA BE EPIC MAN. SO GOOD.
AW HECK, YOU HAVE SUCH GOOD ADVICE. DR PHIL SHOULD BE MOAR LIKE YOU - AND SHAVE HIS MUSTACHE. UNLESS YOU HAVE A MUSTACHE. THEN IT'D BE COOL.
THAT SCENARIO WOULD BE GOOD AND ALSO BAD. ONLY BAD BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE CHLOROFORM. THE REST IS WINNING. ALSO YOU SEEM TO BE LITERALLY PREPARED FOR ANY SITUATION, TOUCHE MY FRIEND. TOUCHE.
QUESTION: IF THEY DID COME ON THE CARPET... WOULD YOU REALLY SHAMPOO IT OUT?!?!?! ;D CMOOOOONNNNN (LOL OK JUST PUNCH ME IN THE THROAT)
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ARE YOU ME?!?!?! I DO THAT AS WELL. ;3; I WAS WATCHING HERCULES ON 7MATE THE OTHER DAY AND JESUS... JUST... I CAN'T NOT DO IT. KEVIN SORBO WITH HIS BEAUTIFUL MAIDEN LIKE HAIR AND MAN CHEST.
I WOULDN'T MIND LIVING IN YOUR HEAD, JUST SAYING.
AND OH YES, THE DELICIOUS MAN MEAT IS SUCCULENT. I THINK MY FAMILY WOULD BURN ME AT THE STAKE. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I can admit that the Arthur/Eames is a lot more cannon than Arthur/Cobb. ESP the 'darling' bit, did you know that was apparently unscripted. MAYBE MR TOM HARDY HAS MAJOR BONERS FOR JGL???! *DREAMS* BUT GODDAMNIT I AM STUBBORN BITCH UUUHUHUHUU ;3;
Okay I am relieved that we didn't have to knife battle to the death. I COULDN'T HATE YOU EITHER, DEAR.
I'M GUESSING THAT YOU'RE INTO RED VS BLUE?? ;D I WATCHED A FEW EPISODES YESTERDAY TO GET UP TO DATE A LITTLE, I THINK IT WAS THE WARTHOG - PUMA ONE??? LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LOTSOFDANNOANDFLYINGTRAPEZEBUTTRAPE<33!!1 FUCCCK I NEED TO READ THAT ONE!! THE BOOK STORE WAS SOLD OUT WHEN I WENT TO GET IT, SO I GOT 'IT' INSTEAD WHICH WAS EPIC BEYOND ALL BELIEF. I HAVE HEARD SO MANY GOOD THINGS ABOUT IT THOUGH AHHHHHHHHHHHFUUUCKKYOUINTHEASSBORDERS. YES THE FOUR PAST MDNIGHT I REALLY LOVED THE 9/11 I CRIED LIKE A BABY. OH OH UMMM HIS SHORT STORY 'TRUCKS' AND 'THE RAFT' ARE SOME OF MY FAVOURITES YAH YHA OH AND I REALLY LIKED CUJO TOO OH FUCK AND CHRISTINE AND THE DARK HALF NNNGHHHHSTEPHENKINGJIZZUPINTHISSHITRIGHTHERE.
THAT SOUNDS BEAUTIFUL ;3;
WILL YOU BRING THE HANDCUFFS???
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*HAPPY SOBBING* I THINK WE NEED TO GET MARRIED... JUST SAYING! OMFG I'M STILL WORKING ON THE PICS, I'M DOING TOO MUCH HERE IN ISRAEL, I'M SO FUCKING BUSY ALL THE TIME. *REACHES FOR TABLET* MY PRECIOUS, DID YOU MISS YOUR MUMMY??
SURE, I HAVE A HANDLEBAR MOUSTACHE, BUTT-CRACK AND A BEER-BELLY... I MAKE IT COOL!!! TOTALLY SEXY. JUST SAYIN'!!!! BUT YES, I SHOULD BE A MILLIONAIRE AND I SHOULD GIVE ADVICE TO PEOPLE FOR MONEY!!! YUP, I THINK I'VE FOUND MY CALLING!!!! BUT.... IF DANNY AND STEVE CAME ON THE CARPET.... I MIGHT CUT THAT BIT OUT AND FRAME IT ON MY WALL (MAYBE FIRST SNIFF IT AND CUDDLE IT AND... OKAY TMI?)!!!!!!!!!!!
OMFG I THINK I MAY BE YOU AND YOU'RE ME AND WE'RE IN FACT BOTH TWO SIDES OF THE SAME PERSON SUFFERING FROM A SEVERE BIPOLAR DISORDER OR MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES!!! OMG MAYBE THE WHOLE WORLD IS A FUCKED UP VERSION OF INCEPTION!!! WAIT, DOES THAT MEAN ARTHUR, EAMES AND COBB EXIST?? AM I GETTING OFF TRACK?? WHO ARE YOU, WHERE AM I? WHERE IS THIS? WHO ARE YOU... DID I ALREADY ASK THAT? *DIES*
BUT YES, SUCCULENT MAN-MEAT, BEAUTIFUL MAIDEN HAIR, BURNING AT THE STAKE, I VERY MUCH UNDERSTAND!!!!
TOM HARDY TOTALLY HAS A BONER FOR JGL...just saying. But then again, in my head, all men have boners for each other... this is normal right? RIGHT? Oh yes, Red vs Blue... LOLUNTILIDIE!!!! You should see how much it's changed from what it was then to what it is now... amazing, really!
YOU NEED TOP READ THE STAND NOW!!! IT'S SO GOOD HGNGHGNHGNHGNNNNNNNNNG OMG!! EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES (WRITES) TURNS INTO LITERARY GOLD!!! STEVEN KING, YOU'RE AN UGLY MOTHER FUCKER, BUT I'D MARRY YOU FOR YOUR MIND!!!
I'VE BOOKED THE HONEY MOON TICKETS AND I HAVE THE HANDCUFFS, PLEASE BRING THE NECESSARIES (Y'KNOW, LUBE, CHLOROFORM AND WHATNOT)!!!
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OK THIS IS HAPPNIN' NOW. HOPEFULLY YOU DON'T DO A RUNNER ON ME ON THE DAY OF THE WEDDING. TOTALL ECLIPSE OFFF THEEE HEEAAARRRRRRTTTT.
LOL IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE HAVING LOTS OF FUN THOUGH, RIGHT1?!?! YOU BETTER BE HAVING FUN!!@!1
PET THE TABLET, PREEECCCIIOOOOOUUUSSSSS>
MMMMMMM CAN I TOUCH YOUR HANDLEBARS??? DO YOU LIKE MORPH INTO A MOTORCYCLE AND THEN PEOPLE SIT ON YOUR BACK AND USE YOUR MUSTACHE TO STEER YOU AROUND? I THINK I SHOULD DO THAT. YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO THAT PIECE OF CARPET. WHAT HAPPENS IN THE LOUNGE ROOM WITH THE CARPET STAYS IN THE LOUNGE ROOM WITH THE CARPET. KNO WUT IM SAYEN GUUUURRRRRRL *WINKNIRNINWKNWINK* EHEHEHHEHEEHEHEH
IS THIS LIKE INCEPTION NOW!?! OR SHUTTER ISLAND?? DO I GET TO BE LEO DI CAPRIO??? OK IF WE'RE THE SAME PERSON HOW DO WE GET TO AND FROM ISRAEL SO QUICKLY?!?! TIME TRAVEL? ARE WE TIME LORDS TOO?!?
ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS. I HAVE NO ANSWERS. WE NEED THE ORACLE.
*BENDS AROUND WITH WHOOSHY NOISES AND DODGES ALL THE BULLETS*
OK I CAN ACCEPT THAT. LOL YES YES YES!!! ALLL THE MEN AND ALL THE BONERS LIKE BONER SANDWICHES. I HAD A POINT THERE OR SOMETHING. This is very normal, we are in the prime of our lives and these are very healthy, normal thoughts. BACK TO THE BONERS. TBH... I-I- HAVEN'T WATCHED THAT MANY EPISODES
SOBSBSOSBOSBOSBSOBS I AM A FAILURE. UUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU
OK I WILL MAYBE GET IT FROM BORDERS SINCE THEY ARE HAVING A HUGE SALE ATM. IT BETTER BE ON SALE BORDERS. D:<<<<< YES HE HAS A STRANGE FACE BUT I WOULD BE ON THAT. ALL UP ON THAT. LOLOLOLOLOL MENAGE A TROIS? WE COULD MAKE IT WORK!!!@! ;3;
OK OK OK I WILL BRNG MY PROVISIONS. DON'T FORGET YOUR FEM-BONER, BRO!!!!!!
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MOI? NEVAR!!! I'LL TOTALLY ROCK YOUR WEDDING NIGHT BABE, JUST LIE BACK AND THINK OF THE MOTHERLAND!! *PETS THE TABLET GREEDILY* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA THERE IS WORK TO BE DONE, MY OWN!! *IMAGINE LIGHTNING AND A SCARY CASTLE AND ZOMBIES AND SHIT*
I DO INDEED AND I MKE PURRY NOISES TOO WHEN YOU TAKE ME FOR A SPIN!!! I MUST ADMIT THOUGH, THE RIDE MIGHT FEEL MORE LIKE RIDING ON A PIG'S BACK THAN ANYTHING ELSE. SPIDERPIG, SPIDERPIG, DOES WHATEVER A SPIDERPIG DOES, CAN HE SWING, FROM A WEB, NO HE CAN'T, HE'S A PIG, LOOK OOOOOOOUUUUTTT, HE IS A SPIDERPIIIIG!! WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN???? *HANGS CUTOUT CARPET ON THE WALL* NOW I JUST NEED THE STAIN *GOES HUNTING FOR STEVE AND DANNY*
IF YOU'RE LEO THEN I'M TOTALLY TOM HARDY OR JGL... BUT MOSTLY HARDY! WE TOTALLY HAVE THIS TIME/DREAM/UNIVERSEUPSIDEDOWN/FUCKEDUPCRAP/MULTIPLEPERSONALITY SHIT DOWN MAN!! I THINK WE NEED TO CALL A MEETING WITH STEPHEN HAWKING AND TALK THIS SHIT OVER!! *PUTS ON COOL SHADES* MR ANDERSON, THE TIME FOR YOU TO GET FUCKED (UP) IS WAY OVER DUE!!!!
I THINK IT ALL NEED TO COME OUT, ALL THOSE DIRTY THINGS WE DO WITH MEN IN OUR HEADS, OTHERWISE WE'D GO CRAZY, START COLLECTING CATS, CALL THEM NAMES OF OUR FAVOURITE CHARACTERS, START EATING CAT FOOD OURSELVES, TURN INTO A CAT, HAVE A ROUTINE OF SLEEPING, EATING AND POOING AND THEN FINALLY BEGIN LICKING OUR BALLS FOR PAST-TIME ACTIVITIES... THE HORROR!!! So yes, speaking of getting off track, what were we... BONERS!!!! AH YES, GOOD TIMES! OMG WATCH MORE EPISODES!!! NOW!!! YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA, IN ONE OF THE MOST RECENT EPISODES, STEVE FALLS DOWN A CLIFF AND DANNY'S ALL LIKE DX AND STEVE BROKE HIS ARM AND DANNY GOES FOR HELP AND WHEN THE PARAMEDIC HELICOPTER GOES TO PICK STEVE UP, DANNY DRAWS A HEART IN THE AIR AND POINTS TO STEVE!! FUCK, IT'S SO OFFICIAL!! WHY AREN'T THEY BONING ALREADY?? TELL ME WHY! [link] I DARE YOU TO WAIT FOR THE GIF TO LOAD AND SEE IT!! I FUCKING DO!!!
READ IIIIIITTTT!! I KNOW AND YOU KNOW, WE BOTH KNOW THAT YOU WANT TO!!! I COULD SO MARRY HIM, AND HIS MILLIONS OF MONEYS WOULD HURT EITHER EH, BRO?
WILL BE THERE ASAP!! JUST NEED TO TRACK THROUGH THE AMAZONIAN JUNGLE TO FIND ONE OF THOSE SEX-POLLEN PLANTS FIC ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT!! AND HOW COULD I FORGET MY BONER??? I GLUED IT ON!!!
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HELLO MY FRIEND!! I AM INCREDIBLY SORRY THAT I HAVEN'T BEEN ON TO KEEP YOU ENTERTAINED IN YOUR TIME OF NEED. ;3; I HAVEN'T BEEN VERY WELL OVER THE LAST TWO WEEKS SO THIS IS MY FIRST REAL VENTURE BACK ONTO THE INTERNETZ! I PROMISE IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN *GROVEL GROVEL, KISSES YOUR FEET, RUNS YOU A BATH, MAKES YOU A HAT*
I AM TOTALLY GAME FOR RIDING AROUND ON YOUR SPIDERPIG BACK. MAKE SURE YOU CLEAN YOUR TROTTER MARKS OF THE CEILING THOUGH OR I WILL HAVE TO MAKE SPIDERBACON. KNOW WHAT IM SAYING, HUH? HUH?!? OF COURSE YOU DO.
LOLOL OK OK I AM LEO. OHOHOHOHOHO I WILL BE ALONE IN MY ROOM FOR ABOUT TWO HOURS OK? HAHAHA YES! YOU ARE HARDY AND GET ALL THE MEN WITH YOUR AMAZING POUT. IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT I HAVE STEPHEN HAWKING ON SPEED DIAL BECAUSE I FIND MYSELF IN THIS SITUATION QUITE OFTEN. AHAHAHAH *PUTS ON COOL SHADES ALSO* FUCKING I CAN'T EVEN THINK OF A RESPONSE TO THAT ONE AHAHAHAHAHA.
WHAT THE HELL I'LL PROBABLY END UP DOING THE WHOLE CRAZY CAT THING ANYWAY. ALL OF THOSE CATS. OMFGFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I DON'T WANT TO EAT POO THOUGH. I WILL LEAVE THAT OPTION OUT AND INSTEAD TAKE UP A LINE DANCING CLASS FOR CATS. SINCE WE WILL BE CATS. WE CAN DO KITTYEROBICS AND CAT JAZZ AND CAT PILATES AND DRIVE CAT CARS AND GIVE EACH OTHER CAT HANDSHAKES ON OUR CAT LAWNS.
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DAT GIF MAN. WHEN YOU TOLD ME WHAT IT WAS GOING TO BE I WAS LIKE, "SURESLY SHE MUST BE OVEREXAGGERATING?"
BUT YOU FUCKING WEREN'T OMG MY HEART. IT IS SWELLIGN WITH LOVE FOR THESE MEN AND FOR YOU OMG. FUCKING THANK YOU.
I HOPE YOU'RE NOT GETTING INTERRUPTED TOO MUCH ON THE TOILET.
I AM SO SORRY FOR LEAVING YOU.
SO SORRY.
I AM CRYS.
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