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Description "No longer will the world be dominated... Twilight, feel the wrath of my secret weapon!

No longer will the world be dominated... by the fandom of these TWITARDS!!!!"

[epic speech w00t] Its time for us to stand up against the rising threat of the Twitards in the name of Kane! We will show them that only tiberium is allowed to sparkle in the sun and that Tiberian Fiends are better than these fake Twatlight werewolves!!

I say we march to Seattle (that'll take me longer considering where I live though...) and show them NO MERCY!!!! We'll show the Twatlight vampires and werewolves the true power and wealth of tiberium!! PEACE THROUGH POWER!!!![/epic speech w00t]

*gathers his army for the imminent attack on the Twitards*





OK. I was bored, browsed through the many anti-Twilight arts, then had to make this. No seriously, the feck is with the Team Edward/Team Jacob shit? Can't we get along? Can't we just love both teams (which I DON'T) or hate both teams (which I DO)? Looks like tiberium is the way... I think it should've been Team Nod lol

Made it while listening to No Mercy (a.k.a Nod's anthem) by our beloved Frank Klepacki.

The Tiberium Saga originally (c) Westwood Studios ( ^_^ ), but now (c) EA Games ( >_> )
The Twilight Saga (c) I-still-don't-know-how-to-spell-her-first-name Meyer

Ironically, I'm a GLA supporter lol
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Comments: 48

Krypt1cDrag0n [2019-10-09 21:07:40 +0000 UTC]

Take that, Twilight fans. Your idol may be a vampire or werewolf, but mine is the immortal Tiberium prophet! PEACE THROUGH POWER!

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neyros [2018-07-11 18:38:26 +0000 UTC]

IN THE NAME OF KANE!

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SUPERDEMONKING [2017-10-10 20:15:26 +0000 UTC]

FORWARD IN THE GLORY OF KANE!

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HitByHax [2016-04-05 06:40:37 +0000 UTC]

PEACE! THROUGH! POWER!

PEACE! THROUGH! POWER!

PEACE! THROUGH! POWER!

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DaViperDragon [2015-08-24 21:58:38 +0000 UTC]

I prefer to hide in the shadows collecting both Nod and GDI technologies.... no cyborgs (cabal/Legion). Death to non-humans.

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Nod-Shadow-Wolf In reply to DaViperDragon [2016-10-27 13:50:32 +0000 UTC]

As fellow Nod brother, and a none human, I say to you: You're racist.

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DaViperDragon In reply to DaViperDragon [2015-08-24 22:01:11 +0000 UTC]

I'm also a Twisted Insurrection Fan. (Moddb.com)

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SulliMike23 [2015-06-02 22:19:20 +0000 UTC]

In the name of Kane...

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iamthefutuer In reply to SulliMike23 [2016-01-24 20:13:57 +0000 UTC]

kane lives in death!

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SulliMike23 In reply to iamthefutuer [2016-01-24 23:50:51 +0000 UTC]

In the name of Kane!

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Terra-Nova1125 [2014-12-02 03:59:29 +0000 UTC]

Let's Show Them.... A Grand Gesture.... 

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TheOnlyEscapeIsDeath [2014-03-05 01:46:52 +0000 UTC]

PEACE! THROUGH! POWER!

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PokeyFluffytail [2014-02-04 20:41:50 +0000 UTC]

ONE VISION! ONE PURPOSE!

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wrath9 [2013-01-03 22:26:30 +0000 UTC]

Ah that's so true comrade....grins...

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DarqfangofSeido [2012-12-12 03:49:55 +0000 UTC]

*N.O.D. recruitment skyrockets after Kane announces war against the Twitards. Hell, I'd join*

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Phil-The-Persona-Guy [2012-12-07 00:25:48 +0000 UTC]

He lives in death! One vision, one purpose!

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ResentingFate777 In reply to Phil-The-Persona-Guy [2013-05-29 02:56:07 +0000 UTC]

Peace through power. In the name of Kane!

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Grovyle [2012-11-23 06:34:13 +0000 UTC]

Let's burn the GDI instead, but many of them are twitards, so it is almost the same, hehehe

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ArchAngel64 [2011-09-16 05:01:08 +0000 UTC]

FOR KANE !!!!!!!!!!

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PEACETHROUGHPOWER [2011-05-10 10:18:09 +0000 UTC]

Oh fuck yes, I love it! ^^

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Jag1983 [2011-05-10 05:36:27 +0000 UTC]

while i agree with this. i'm with the GDI.

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Razor9350 [2011-05-10 01:57:38 +0000 UTC]

Never seen a Brotherhood Of Nod-themed Anti-Twilight poster before. Cool!

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Accio13 [2011-03-29 23:44:17 +0000 UTC]

I will gather the Mary Sue Hunting squad.

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SantaFlan [2011-03-18 17:22:49 +0000 UTC]

We have been touched by the spirit hand of kane.

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Coma28o9 [2010-12-22 15:34:28 +0000 UTC]

KIROV REPORTING

Oh wait....

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masonicon [2010-12-16 11:07:26 +0000 UTC]

Do you know when Obelisk of Light hits Edward Cullen or Any Sparkling Vampires, their sparkles can easily turns Obelisk of Light into makeshift Prism Tower, especially when it hits them.

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Psycho333 [2010-12-16 02:19:37 +0000 UTC]

True dat

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ebon-soulbane [2010-12-01 10:03:53 +0000 UTC]

the AVATAR legoins are redy and waiting

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Joachim-Berger [2010-10-21 12:03:56 +0000 UTC]

wohoo! Kane rules them all

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storl [2010-08-30 00:08:54 +0000 UTC]

ONE VISION!
ONE PURPOSE!

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Atlantiswolf [2010-08-12 07:07:59 +0000 UTC]

Because I am the single ONLY person on the Internet, and by extension, in all of creation who actually likes CnC4 I will support your cause with some Salamander Warships. Enjoy. Also, fave.

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MoonRayCZ In reply to Atlantiswolf [2010-08-23 18:15:14 +0000 UTC]

I too like CnC4 I am support class for GDI XD I'll send some kodiaks, they are big lazy morrons D: you can shoot them down XD

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HaloPokemonMaster In reply to Atlantiswolf [2010-08-15 13:37:49 +0000 UTC]

Don't forget the Basilisks...

Missiles only do so much.

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Strangeroo911 [2010-08-09 01:45:43 +0000 UTC]

GO TEAM KANE!!!!

--
What is that mysterious ticking noise....?

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masonicon [2010-07-31 11:04:41 +0000 UTC]

why you finds Team Kane better than both Team Edward and Team Jacob?

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ZuStorm In reply to masonicon [2010-08-08 05:19:27 +0000 UTC]

Because he ensures peace, unity, brotherhood. The vameyer and the pedowolf only made girls and even moms fight among each other.

And because we know that tiberium is good for all (unless you're a capitalist GDI scum).

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masonicon In reply to ZuStorm [2010-08-08 05:25:38 +0000 UTC]

Are you sure that Nod cyborgs will makes short works of those Twilight Vampires and Werewolves with their Chainguns loaded with silver bullets?

and what's happen if Digimon, Pokemon, and Heartless from KH series gets Tiberium?

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ZuStorm In reply to masonicon [2010-08-09 17:03:30 +0000 UTC]

Are you a Twi-fan(tard)or a Nod hater?

Also regarding the other part of your post, the question you should ask is: how much more retarded can CnC become if Electronic Asswipes decided to continue degrading the series? X_x

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masonicon In reply to ZuStorm [2010-08-10 01:49:40 +0000 UTC]

Neither!

Well C&C will become Video game's equivalent of Friedberg/Seltzer movies if EA if further degrading the series

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Brona19 [2010-07-14 22:36:33 +0000 UTC]

Black Hand Flame Tanks standing by, ready to engage on your command....

And for the record, I completly agree with you.

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godofwarlover [2010-06-24 13:36:23 +0000 UTC]

Peace through Power!!!

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Demon-Of-Fides [2010-06-24 12:56:59 +0000 UTC]

While I refuse to participate in a full frontal assault on twilight fans... KANE LIVES!

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ZuStorm In reply to Demon-Of-Fides [2010-06-24 13:01:15 +0000 UTC]

Don't worry. We have enough Banshees, Cyborgs, Beam Cannons, Venoms, Black Hands, Devil's Tongues, etc to crush them.

I juts hope those GDI pigs are not Twitards as well...

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HaloPokemonMaster In reply to ZuStorm [2010-08-15 13:39:43 +0000 UTC]

Wait...I must be missing something...

...isn't Nod allied w/GDI now?

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masonicon In reply to ZuStorm [2010-07-23 02:09:39 +0000 UTC]

and Those Cyborgs have their Chainguns loaded with Silver bullets that will makes short works of Twilight Vampires and Werewolves

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Demon-Of-Fides In reply to ZuStorm [2010-06-25 00:31:18 +0000 UTC]

I think that's more of a Scrin thing, personally. You'd have to not speak English to like Twilight.

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starfoxcodeblue In reply to Demon-Of-Fides [2010-06-25 18:08:20 +0000 UTC]

ahh so that's the true reason the scrin invaded

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Daedor In reply to starfoxcodeblue [2011-11-24 06:41:13 +0000 UTC]

It all makes sense now!

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