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[2016-03-29 19:44:46 +0000 UTC]
"i feel like i'm going crazy!"
(Japan)
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I 👁 did 👏 the 👏 math 📈 and 👏 research. 🏫 According to 💦 Wikipedia, 💻 the 👏 average length of 💦 a 👌 🅱enis varies from 👉 5.1 to 💦 5.9 inches. 😲 I 👁 went 👏 for 🍆 a 👌 safe 😓 5.5 inches 😲 for 🍆 an 👹 average. The 👏 average radius from 👉 the 👏 core 🍎 center of 💦 the 👏 🅱enis to 💦 the 👏 skin 😠 on 🔛 the 👏 outside 🚭 is 💦 .75 inches. 😲 From 👉 this 👈 we 👥 can 💦 roughly find 🔭 the 👏 volume with 👏 pi 🍰 timed radius squared times 🕒 height. 🛫 This 👈 comes 💦 around 🔃 as 🍑 the 👏 average 🅱enis being 😑 around 🔃 9.72 cubic inches 😲 Next 👉 I 👁 found 🔎 the 👏 volume of 💦 the 👏 average human 👤 adult male. 👦 I 👁 had 💋 to 💦 first 👆 find 🔭 the 👏 weight, 😔 which 👏 according to 💦 Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 💦 70kg or 💁 154 pounds. Weight 😔 is 💦 found 🔎 by 😈 multiplying an 👹 object mass by 😈 the 👏 force 🖐 of 💦 gravity, 🌍 9.81 meters per 👼 second. 🕐 After 👀 taking 💅 gravity 🌍 out 💯 of 💦 the 👏 equation, the 👏 average mass of 💦 an 👹 adult human 👤 male 👦 is 💦 7.14 kg. I 👁 then 😮 found 🔎 the 👏 volume by 😈 dividing this 👈 number 🔢 by 😈 the 👏 average density 👌 of 💦 a 👌 human, 👤 according to 💦 Wikipedia, 💻 985 kg per 👼 meter 😍 cubed. The 👏 volume of 💦 the 👏 adult male 👦 was 👏 then 😮 found 🔎 to 💦 be 🐝 .0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the 👏 volume of 💦 the 👏 average 🅱enis I 👁 found 🔎 earlier, 🕔 9.72 in 👏 cubed, I 👁 get 🔟 .0001592828 meters cubed. This 👈 means 😏 the 👏 🅱enis is 💦 2.19�f an 👹 adult male's volume. Assuming a 👌 lack 📉 of 💦 testosterone 👌 or 💁 female 👧 hormones makes 💘 the 👏 person 🚫 a 👌 female, 👧 balls 🏀 ignored 😒 for 🍆 ease, 😤 fucking 👉 a 👌 trap 📞 is 💦 only 🕦 2.19�omosexual.
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Tasty Cake. y e l l s
h e y
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Tasty Cake. GUESS WHOS ALIVE AND LOOK I DID MY PROFILE AND IM PROUD OF THE SIMPLE CODING
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uncomfortably numb. LOOKS GOOOOD.
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uncomfortably numb. hahaha that's really funny
shut up
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AKAI. m.youtube.com/watch?v=j6RSrsiB…
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uncomfortably numb. would you do me? i'd do me.
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🍉;; She had been walking around Japan, humming as she quickly darted inside of a coffee shop. Clapping her hands together, letting out a small breath. Glad she had gotten out of the streets before she had gotten swallowed by the crowd.
🍉;; Going up to the counter as she ordered her drink, before glancing around for an empty spot to sit, only to find none. Frowning as she walked over to someone who looked friendly enough, going to tap them on the back.
"Excuse me? Could I sit here?"
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i. sayoko was enjoying breakfast, a simple breakfast sandwich and a coffee, all while doodling on a napkin with a pen.
ii. when she was tapped on the shoulder, she looked up at the other.
"huh?"
iii. her eyes widen a bit upon seeing the other.
"oh! sure! please, sit down!"
iv. she smiles, itching her nose.
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🍉;; She smiled, going to take a seat across from her. Trying not to awe at the female, she was cute and looked cute rubbing her nose like that. Lips tugging into a soft smile, holding her warm tea close to her.
"Ah thank you so much! What are you drawing?"
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i. she thought the other was quite attractive as well, it wasn't often she saw americans in person, much less ones as pretty as her.
"oh, nothin' much."
"just stupid little doodles."
ii. she holds up the napkin, it was covered in tiny, cutesy little drawings of cats and flowers.
"i'm sayoko, by the way."
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🍉;; She awed quietly, eyes lightening up as she stared at the drawing. Giggling happily, shaking her head as she giggled.
"Aw its so cute! Oh, I'm Rylie! Nice to meet you Sayoko."
"You're drawings are very cute! I like them a lot!"
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i. she giggles, blushing a tiny bit at the compliment.
"thank you!"
"i do much more professional drawin's at home, it's actually kinda my job."
"anyways, it's nice to meet you too, rylie! are you visitin' from america or somethin'?"
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🍉;; She nodded her head, lips spreading into an even wider smile. Leaning on her head, nodding her head as she listened to her speak.
"Oh, I would love to see them sometime!"
"Oh yeah, I'm just traveling the world."
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"i've got a instagram where i post my art, that's my most popular outlet for...stuff."
i. she nods.
"that must be fun!"
"i don't travel a lot, but i've been to america a few times, it's a lot of fun!"
"i'm sure it's nice to meet an english-speaking native here, right?"
ii. she giggles.
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🍉;; She gasped, eyes widening. Nodding her head, clapping her hands together.
"Could I see?"
"Oh yeah America can be great, its nice and pretty!"
"And yeah its really nice to meet someone who can speak English."
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"oh uh, sure."
i. she pulls out her phone, pulling up her instagram. the text was all in japanese on her phone, but thankfully text was universal, so the other could see that she had over 1 million followers.
"yeah! what state are you from?"
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🍉;; She gasped, eyes widening as she ooed quietly. Clapping her hands together as she grew excited.
"It looks so good! Aw I love your art!"
"Oh I came from Texas!"
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i. she was a little surprised by the clapping, but she enjoyed the compliment.
"th-thank you! i'm glad ya like it!"
ii. she takes a sip of her tea.
"texas? that's the really southern one, right?"
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🍉;; She smiled, nodding her head. Going to shift in her seat, grabbing her tea again.
"yeah the real southern one, everyone makes fun of us."
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"i think the whole world is makin' fun of the whole country right now."
"i dunno anythin' about texas-specific things to make fun of."
i. she shrugs, taking a bite of her sandwich.
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🍉;; She nodded her head, laughing a bit. Giving her a smile, shaking her head a bit.
"Yeah yeah people are, but our accents I guess?"
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"oh, i guess your accent does sound a bit different than other american's accents."
"it's not bad, though."
i. she smiles, twirling a piece of hair around her finger.
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🍉;; She laughed, nodding her. Lips tugging up into a smile.
"Yeah, I kinda hate my accent."
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"oh please, it's fine!"
"it's kinda cute, actually."
i. she giggles, sipping her tea.
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🍉;; she felt her face flush, stammering gently.
"C-cute?"
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"yeah!"
i. she giggles.
"it sounds nice, i don't hear it very often."
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🍉;; She let's out a soft giggle, feeling her face flush again. Her lips curling up into a smile
"Well I think youre accent is very cute too!"
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i. she blushes a little, smiling.
"aww, thank you!"
"i'm not certain how i got it though, born in japan, raised in russia, now living in japan again, and yet i have a sorta north eastern american accent."
ii. she giggles.
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🍉;; She let out a soft giggle, shaking her head. Raising an eyebrow as she spoke, listening to her intently.
"Thats really cool! Russia and then Japan, dang! Thats impressive!"
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"yeah! let's just say i...hated russia. it sucked. so, as soon as i could, i moved here! hoping to reconnect with my roots, which i did, so, yay me."
i. she chuckles.
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🍉;; she nodded her head, listening to the other as she spoke
"Was it cold...?"
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i. she nods.
"very cold during the winter."
"i don't suggest going there unless it's for a short visit."
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w hat happened to your layout
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uncomfortably numb. it broke uwu
i'm gonna fix it rn though.
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uncomfortably numb. I Have Done No Such Thing.
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uncomfortably numb. What.
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one day, you will understand.FOR SOME REASON I READ SMT ON YOUR BIO AS " CHEESECAKE EYES "
w h y
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uncomfortably numb. "adores cheesecake ;; depressed" = "cheesecake eyes"
practically the same thing.
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